Last month I was having a scuba diving holiday off Malaysian Borneo with some friends. One day, I had been shooting a video clip of a giant turtle, in the course of it I had been swimming upside down, and then I suddenly got the most intense experience! Right there in front of me, I witnessed His presence, his noodly appendages appearing clearer before my eyes then they had ever done before.
-Peter
10 Responses to “Underwater FSM sighting”
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DutchPastaGuy -
Sep 27th, 2009
Wench Nikkiee, as you can see, underwater is a great place to experience the FSM. Care to join up if a few of the FSM disciples go scuba diving around the Barrier Reef next year?
Extraordinary! And fabulous! I’m perusing your site and loving every bit of it, by the way.
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Doctor of Pastdivinity -
Sep 29th, 2009
And for something different… it seems that a heavily drunken FSM destroyed a wind turbine recently. According to the Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/ufos/article2108149.ece) it was an UFO. But all we know how atheist explanations are prefered by mainstream media. So, we must read between lines: “John Harrison, another witness, described how he looked out of his landing window and saw a “massive ball of light with tentacles going right down to the ground” over the wind farm. He said: “It was huge. With the tentacles it looked just like an octopus.””.
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donald trump -
Sep 29th, 2009
oh hail the glorious fsm! his noodly appendage warms my heart every day. this is the religion that all must follow. all hail the flying spaghetti monster!
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JerkSoLow -
Oct 20th, 2009
Ok….That is a plant…I have to tell you That there is only one God- which is God our heavenly father, and we shall not worship fake idols.
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JerkSoLow -
Oct 20th, 2009
But every1 has the right to worship how they want and we should love them no matter what
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Timothy -
Oct 23rd, 2009
all this proves is that every single one of you are idiots, that is an upside down picture of a sea anename
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Wench Nikkiee, as you can see, underwater is a great place to experience the FSM. Care to join up if a few of the FSM disciples go scuba diving around the Barrier Reef next year?
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Obviously proof to skeptics of His existence! =]
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http://www.snotr.com/video/2882 (a video of another underwater appearance of our Lord And Supreme Ruler).
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More proof that the Glorious FSM is everywhere!
RAmen
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Extraordinary! And fabulous! I’m perusing your site and loving every bit of it, by the way.
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And for something different… it seems that a heavily drunken FSM destroyed a wind turbine recently. According to the Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/ufos/article2108149.ece) it was an UFO. But all we know how atheist explanations are prefered by mainstream media. So, we must read between lines: “John Harrison, another witness, described how he looked out of his landing window and saw a “massive ball of light with tentacles going right down to the ground” over the wind farm. He said: “It was huge. With the tentacles it looked just like an octopus.””.
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oh hail the glorious fsm! his noodly appendage warms my heart every day. this is the religion that all must follow. all hail the flying spaghetti monster!
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Ok….That is a plant…I have to tell you That there is only one God- which is God our heavenly father, and we shall not worship fake idols.
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But every1 has the right to worship how they want and we should love them no matter what
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all this proves is that every single one of you are idiots, that is an upside down picture of a sea anename
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