I was in need of caressing by his noodliness when this happened to show up in my mailbox. I now feel his presence when I worship him at Olive Garden.
RAmen, Darren
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Allow me to share your joy,brother.
You are one of the fortunate people who happened to have seen the true path as a result of a coincidence..
But then again,there are no coincidences,and perhaps the reason He showed up in your mailbox was for you to be enlightened and worship the only true god,his Noodliness.
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I’d feel blessed to find one of those in my mailbox. RAmen, brother.
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I have touched and been touched by his noodly goodness. Can I get a RAmen?
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its good to see the word being spread anyway that his noodlyness sees fit to allow
-Ramen-
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hallelujah! I can feel the carbs filling my soul already…
finally I have something to believe in!
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No doubt it was a sign. All hail.
Even before I found him, Fridays were my favorite days. Now after reading through the gospel, I have a feeling maybe–just maybe he was reaching out to me.
I can’t say for sure. May he bless us all.
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Hallelujah! praise to his noodlieness. I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY SOME NOODLY APPENDAGE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.
i have finally found a religion that is completley and utterly believable and very very serious
I LOVE THE LORD NOOODLER
I AM HIS FOREVER
our noodle, who art in a bowl
hallowed be thine noodle
thy meatballs come, thy will be done,
on spoon as it is in heaven
give us to day our daily carbs
and forgive us our fattiness
as we forgive those who feedus meatballs
for thine is the noodle, the power and the glory,
FOREVER AND EVER. AMEN.
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#7-I love your prayer. Would you by chance have a vegetarian version I could read at a FSM dinner I am planning? Thank you and may the FSM be with you.
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