Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day everyone
Sept. 19th
Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2009 in General FSM news and pirates. 33 Comments
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And I be spreadin the word at the local Pirate Days festival. What a perfect way to be spendin’ this most holy of days, then to be hangin around a keelhaul of pirates. I wonder if the vendors will sell noodles?
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Arr! That’s a quite a bore of a message ye have there!
Post some portraits and liven’ ye message up!
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Avast! I be doing the pirate event on World of Warcraft, putting on pirate tattoos and watchin’ Pirates of the Carribean with me boy. Pasta an’ grog fer dinner!
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Y’arrr! Ye be a pirate or else you’ll end up in Davey Jones locker, Y’arrghgh!
Avast ye!
RAmen!
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Aarrgh, me matey! Swab da poop, ye scurvy dog!
RAmen!
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RAmen
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Today was in fact one of the best days to make the choice to see the new movie, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. I went to see this with the family at the Alamo Drafthouse. (restaurant and theater) In 3D no less. It was as though His Noodly Appendage was reaching right out of the screen at me!
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Arrrrr, maytee!!!
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Yarrrgh!
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Spent the farst half o’ me day in a lab, researchin’ somethin’ or otharrrrr.
Jus’ got back to me dorm, an’ changed inta me finest garb. Time fer pillagin’ o’ booty, slammin’ back grog…an’ talkin’ to tha wenches!
ARRRRRRGH!
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Arrrgghh, Matey’s, top ‘o the day to ye. Tis a fine day here on the left coast. Good fer celebratin’ himself,our FSM. Arrrrgghh.
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Yarrr!
and a Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day to you too,
may ye wenches be joyous
and the grog be plentiful
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YAARRRRR!!! A very happy talk like a pirate day to all ye.!!!
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yharrgg!!! i be appreciatin’ that! i deo wis all to drink and be merr on this glorious day!
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Arg, and a nice happy super special awesome Talk Like a Pirate Day to everyone!
May all of your noodles be perfect, and your sauce bursting with flavor! :D
rAmen!
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Yar me harteys me self be t’ flying spagetti monsters chosen.
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Argh! Got me some grog, no wenches though =)
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day all!
RAmen
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Argh..
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Happy holiday to ye fellow mates!
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Yarr!
this be the holiest of holies of holidays — next to holiday of course.
I bought a pirate hat at the dollar store to commemorate this most hearty of events!
RAmen
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Why is it so hard to be a cheerleader at Pirate High during football season?
You can never get the crowd further than “Gimme an Arrrrrrrr!”
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Yarr! A fine day to be celebratin’ his noodley goodness!
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG! Every day should be talk like a pirate day Matey!!
Now lets go plunder the loot!
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So where are those cool pics and stories we had last year?
Also, ARR!
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Hi
Do you know when the church will split into factions – we are busy but would like to become more involved when there is a schism between the orthodox and liberal – at this point in time we think we will side with the orthodox
Cathel and John
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Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day. Sorry, arrr mateys.
Well, I was thinking. if we are going to have a bona fide church, don’t we need Saints (or prophets or patriarchs, etc). What is the critera we should use for beautification.
I would like to claim the honor of proposing that Mark Twain be inducted as a Saint of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Can I get a Ramen for Saint Twain?
-Ken
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DARN IT! I MISSED IT! Haha. DARN!
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Yaarrrrg, be ye touched by he’s noodly appendage
Avast ye pirates
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it was a good talk like a pirate day…thank you
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thanx–it was also my weding anniversary
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Arrggggggg!!
Sauce be with you matey.
Ramen
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Aarrrh!
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thankee mates, and a happy talk like a pirate day to ye–i showed my devotion to my noodly master by getting married to me wench on this glorious day a year ago, complete with a pirate themed wedding. in my travels i have come to a question regarding our doctrine however. i am curious whether pastafarian heaven is in heaven or on fiddlers’ green, also what is the church’s position on each location?
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