This is absolutely fucking retarded, pasta is food, not a deity. But hey keep spreading the bullshit, it makes all of us sane people realize there are people out there with bigger problems than we have.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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the pasta has a gender???
Ok, first off, while the FSM isn’t too pretentious or anything, it is not appropriate to refer to him as “the pasta.” It’s like saying Elizabeth Hurley is “the hottest English actress in the whole history of English actresses.” It’s true on a very basic level, but there is so, so much more to it. Second, if the FSM created the entire universe and everything in it, as we know He did, then He’s certainly capable of deciding His gender. It really should be obvious he’s male, if you stop to think about it.
and i saw that in one of your comments you said “he” got lazy with things.
Where does it say that omnipotent deities can’t be lazy? I would think, in fact, if one was truly omnipotent, that there would be a strong impulse towards laziness.
If “he” were truly a wonderful god that LOVED you, wouldnt “he” do everything that he possibly do for you because “he” wants the best for you?
You know, I ask myself that question about your Jesus all the time.
“he” just sounds like a pile of slacker spagetti to me.
A very powerful, all-knowing, all-seeing, prank-loving, midgit-making, world-creating pile of slacker spaghetti, if you please.
so answer that question, motherfuckerss!
You didn’t ask one.
and i noticed that some of you say Ramen after what you say, like amen?
Very observant.
but yes, i do like ramen. thanks for offering some but i am not hungry, i just filled up on your fake god, spagetti :))
We want others to eat spaghetti. It’s our form of sacrament. Maybe you’re a closet Pastafarian, and have yet to realize your love of all things Noodly. We’ll pray to Him for you. RAmen.
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lol….to be quite honest, I’m muslim but this site made me Lmao ;D
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HAHA. Funny, how religious nuts think that there’s a difference between an invisible man and an FSM. RAmen.
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Well, technically, human is food for those of us who are more open-minded than others.
Arr, ye have banished ye’self to the hell of arr Noodly Lord, Seeker of Lies! A pit of burning marinara and stale beer awaits! Repent!
Help us guide this poor soul to light, my spaghetti lord. RAmen.
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If you contiune to insult our prophet Bobby Henderson(blessed be his name) you will suffer the eternal torment of stale beer and strippers with VD, is that really what you want? Also, our God still has bigger balls then yours.
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You may refer to him as Mr. Diety, thank you. You may then refer to me as his loyal subject.
Love,
Spoons
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This is absolutely fucking retarded,jesus christ is a human being, not a deity. But hey keep spreading the bullshit, it makes all of us sane people realize there are people out there with bigger problems than we have.
-Seeker Of Pasta
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I’ll take spaghetti over stale ‘jesus bread’ anyday.
‘may his holiness hold you int the nest of his spaghetti’
RAmen
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Holy son of a monkey…
Richard Rahl is real!?
*gawks*
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I loled at the “Seeker of Truth” part
>.>
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HOLY GUACAMOLE……….
SPAGHETTI IS FOOD!??? Ohmigod I had NO IDEA!!!!
Are you really the sane one here? I think not. Especially if you’re a Christian (which I’m sure you are.) We’re not the ones worshipping a zombie and eating another human being and drinking his blood you cannibal vampire. Please take a moment to acquire a sense of humor and a clue. Thank you, adieu.
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Nix said:
Holy son of a monkey…
Richard Rahl is real!?
*gawks*
My reply:
hahahahaha. that’s what i said! i had no idea he was such a jerk though. i’m totally throwing out my terry goodkind books.
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I think you must very sick people to twist Truth in such a way. People who makes jokes of the True Belief will burn in Hell. You fucking retards!!!!!
Lucas de Lucas
Bishop of Rio de Janeiro
Sacred and Ancient Church of the Everlasting and Wonderful Pink Armadillo
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If God is everywhere, at all times, qouldn’t he be in the spaghetti? And would he not be able to make the spaghetti fly? So, I guess, Christians and Pastafarians worship the same deity.
Embrace, and spread the love. If the message of Jesus Christ is “Peace and love”, this world was made of love and peace.
-Satanist
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Dear Bishop Lucas de Lucas (#113),
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Your Wonderful Pink Armadildo is a false god. Repent and bow down before the FARTING CHOCOLATE DUDE. He is the only Real, True, Flatulating god of the universe. Accept him now as your personal savior before it’s too late.
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Theobromo Blessings,
ATSAP REVOL, Cardinal de Cacao
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dear truth seeker,
im a vary hard core cathlic, but your coment is the definition of stupitity, hope you go down with STD hores and warm bear… while i wach with some ice cold beer in my hand mate, arrrrrrrrrr.
may the souse be with you
ps. im dislecsic so my spelling is bad, but his nodilness dosent care hahaha
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Praise his Noodliness! What will be the best part about heaven? the Beer? the Strippers? or the fact that all the IDiots will be nowhere to be seen?
RAmen!!
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Don’t Christians love to eat the body and blood of Christ? Jesus is just as much a meal as spaghetti. Though, not nearly as delicious or satisfying.
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Well fellow pastafarians look how the pagans act ! Long live the FSM ! R’Amen . Oh boy the world is more and more stupid each generation… we must procreate :))
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I could probably make some comment about grinding up Jesus and turning him into meatballs so that you can worship both religions at the same time but I fear it would be a distasteful response.
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Perhaps seeker of truth could seek the truth about Pastafarians on Wikipedia, because even Wikipedia knows more than him.
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The true seeker anointed by a real wizard of the first order would be a Pastafarian.
Ramen!
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