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I was delighted to see this manifestation of His Noodleness in in the Tower of David adjacent to the Jaffa Gate in the Old City Walls of Jerusalem. Awesome, don’t you think?
Y. R.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Hidden symbols are everywere in every religions…
It’s the way for the one who is initiate to know the truth.
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There He appears in all his Glory to confound the Jewish/Christian/Muslim holy site. This is a much more convincing manifestation than a blurry image of Jesus on a potato chip.
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All hail our Lord, the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster. (*humbly kneels facing Jerusalem and loudly flatulates*)
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ATSAP REVOL, The Pastafarian Prelate
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Although we Pastafarian have a pride to share one of Our Holy Cities with Jews, Christians and Muslims, it must be said that these three religions have failed to acknowledge the role of Our Noodly Creator in the very foundation of Jerusalem.
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Unless I’m very much mistaken, that looks like a Chihuly sculpture. I’ve always loved his work!
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I love you.
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Chihuly Phtagn Cheeseburger
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I love our noodley god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Definitely a Dale Chihuly. Much of his work looks very noodly AND he wears an eye patch! Coincidence?
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Josh Rrrr is right. Take a look on this website:
http://www.chihuly.com/
Dale Chihuly is one of the most outstanding Pastafarian artists of the modern era, true akin to the real Michelangelo (not the faked one at Sixtine Chapelle).
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Josh Rrrr, I thought the same thing! It must be a Chihuly. :)
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I was thinking it’s Chihuly too..
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@ teeth, Amy G., Chimae Laurie, Dr. of Pastdivinity, and Josh Rrrr.
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You are confused. The correct spelling is Cthulhu, not Chihuli. As you know, Mighty Cthulhu is the parent of our Holy FSM by a virgin birth. (Chihuli sounds like a Hawaiian dancer with a grass skirt.)
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Ph’nglui mglw’nafh C’thulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. Begone, all of you, to the Arkham Asylum for Demented Fundamentalists.
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H. P. Lovecraft-
P.S. Frank Booth, phtagn to you too!
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psssst – Hula dancers don’t wear grass skirts, they usually wear either ti leaf skirts or pa’u skirts. Tahitian dancers wear grass skirts, but they’re not made out of grass, it’s shredded bark. Confused?? ;-)
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Holy City? Jerusalem is not an holy city, it is a cursed city! Our holy cities are Port Royale, Tortuga and Nassau!
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, by the way. Ramen
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Dear ohmmoose,
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You’re barking up the wrong ti.
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H.P.
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The Flying Spagetti Monster was seen in Tel Aviv, on pirates day none the less
Shoking Video!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xn-NGo1oss
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Ohmmoose (#13): are you trying to skirt the issue? Happy Talk like a Pirate Day, all you swabbies!
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I’m not so happy about the colour in which his noodliness has been depicted. That’s more of a stringy, snot colour, rather than freshly worked pasta. I think perhaps a fatwa-rrrghh should be called on this Chihuly apostate…
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RAMEN!!!!
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They have a similar one in the Victoria and Albert Hall in London, England. Our god is everywhere. :)
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WHOA!! Emphasis on SATIRICAL religion–There is absolutely no requirement to believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster to be a Pastafarian. Pastafarians are mainly atheists/agnostics. The agnostics may occasionally assign the FSM to be the face of their Undisproven god, but all good Pastafarians realize that this religion was largely INVENTED to be fundamentally RIDICULOUS.
If you’d read the Open Letter, About, or FAQ page, then you’d know that our group is made up of people who a) Disapprove of teaching Intelligent Design in schools, b) Are Logical, Open-minded people with a sense of humor, and c) Like to dress up like pirates, eat pasta, and hang out with a bunch of other Logical, Open-minded people with a sense of humor.
PS. We don’t know for sure that he is a He. This is the gender noun that the Prophet Bobby Henderson used to designate Him, but many contend that he is in reality genderless, and that it’s the English Language’s fault for not having a neutral singular pronoun. As we know that our prophets are fallible, and probably just making everything up, there is also no problem with saying that Bobby is wrong and the FSM is a female.
He does have an astounding number of “Noodley Appendages”, which seem to suggest he is quite male. The Meatballs are another clue we have, but they could go either way–breasts OR testes.
PPS. The meatballs are not random. They are intelligently placed within the divine mass of Spaghetti.
PPPS. The religion was created by Bobby Henderson, in response to the Kansas State Board’s decision to redefine science so that they could teach Intelligent Design. Our primary evidence is contained within the Open Letter, which is the correlation between the decline of Pirates and the rise of Global temperature. As Pirates are his chosen people, the our “logical” explanation must be that he gets extremely angry when their numbers start declining and his hot temper is the cause of global warming. (You may be interested to note that Somalia has the greatest number of pirates, AND the lowest CO2 emissions of any country.) Another evidence is the fact that all evidence points towards evolution happening, which coincides perfectly with the theological doctrine that he meddles in scientific testing to test his followers’ faith. So every time a scientific test gets inconclusive results, that is conclusive evidence that he has been messing with scientific data.
It’s all nonsense, really, and we know that. We are mimicking Intelligent Design’s stance that utilizes every little “evidence” that can be found for it and completely disregards the mountains of evidence that exist against it.
Again, you would know this if you’d taken any time at all to study what we REALLY believe before posting >:-(
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We do NOT, if you want to get technical about it, worship pasta. We worship the all-source from which all pasta is derived! The Original Tangle. The Noodley One. All things which derive from His form are considered at least somewhat sacred- spaghetti, polymer chains, superstring theory, etc. We’re very inclusive.
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