2009 September archive - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for September, 2009

Kiva update 9/30

Published by Bobby Henderson September 30th, 2009 in General FSM news. 3 Comments

Team FSM on Kiva now has 959 members and has raised over $115k. Well done, everybody!

Stain looks like the FSM

Published by Bobby Henderson September 29th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 13 Comments

One day i was taking a nice, long, hot bath. I laid down to rinse out my hair and happened to stare up at the ceiling and there He was!
I’m thinking of cleaning Him off with a papertowel then selling it on ebay.
~Alix

Underwater FSM sighting

Published by Bobby Henderson September 27th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 10 Comments

Last month I was having a scuba diving holiday off Malaysian Borneo with some friends. One day, I had been shooting a video clip of a giant turtle, in the course of it I had been swimming upside down, and then I suddenly got the most intense experience! Right there in front of me, I [...]

above the workspace

Published by Bobby Henderson September 24th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 9 Comments

As a deeply religious fellow Pastafarian, I feel as a divine duty to report the following wonderful miracle to you.
Today, exactly at 9:45AM, our Lord, the One and Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, appeared and floated above my workdesk for several seconds. After He touched me with His Noodly Appendage, he disappeared, but fortunately not fast [...]

mailbox evangelism

Published by Bobby Henderson September 22nd, 2009 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 8 Comments

I was in need of caressing by his noodliness when this happened to show up in my mailbox. I now feel his presence when I worship him at Olive Garden.
RAmen, Darren

Sept. 19th

Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2009 in General FSM news and pirates. 33 Comments

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day everyone

pasta is food

Published by Bobby Henderson September 17th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 122 Comments

This is absolutely fucking retarded, pasta is food, not a deity. But hey keep spreading the bullshit, it makes all of us sane people realize there are people out there with bigger problems than we have.
-Seeker Of Truth

Fighting for Pastafarians everwhere

Published by Bobby Henderson September 14th, 2009 in General FSM news and food. 44 Comments

My College Dining commons is, at this very moment, preforming debased and blasphemous acts with it’s pasta displays. Attached is my complaint letter. Be warned, their depravity knows no bounds, and what I write of their acts may shake you to your very core, but such perversion must be fought with stalwart hearts wherever it [...]

Shrine to the FSM in France

Published by Bobby Henderson September 11th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 12 Comments

While visiting “Les Machines de l’Ile Nantes” in france I discovered a great shrine to The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The construction of a vast noodly walkway in progress, and a huge pirate fish of their creation.
I thanked the FSM for extending his noodly appendage to me even when on holiday.
Pastafarian Reuben.

holy city sighting

Published by Bobby Henderson September 9th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 20 Comments

I was delighted to see this manifestation of His Noodleness in in the Tower of David adjacent to the Jaffa Gate in the Old City Walls of Jerusalem. Awesome, don’t you think?
Y. R.

Noodle Dome

Published by Bobby Henderson September 7th, 2009 in General FSM news, food and sightings. 8 Comments

Pictures supplied by Pastafarian April.

I find your ‘religion’ extremely offensive

Published by Bobby Henderson September 7th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 199 Comments

I find your ‘religion’ extremely offensive you are clearly making a mockery of Christianity and I feel this is wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself!
-27160

Coffee grounds sighting and Feminism vs. FSM

Published by Bobby Henderson September 4th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 36 Comments

As an athiest and a feminist, I have had a lot of trouble with your Church’s vision of “heaven”. ..really, a stripper factory?!?! As a herteosexual woman, I don’t find this vision of heaven very appealing. And I really don’t like beer at all. I’m more of a red wine gal. I also have had [...]

Each and everyone of you

Published by Bobby Henderson September 4th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 143 Comments

EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU NEEDS TO KEEP YOUR DEROGATORY COMMENTS TO YOURSELVES.
DON’T SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR. SOME BELIEVE AND SOME DON’T, IT’S A CHOICE. JUST FOR THE RECORD WHAT IS STUPID IS WHEN YOU MAKE DEROGATORY COMMENTS ABOUT SOMEONE THAT HAVE SUFFERED AND DIED FOR YOU. TAKING OUR SINS AND [...]

Bat flower

Published by Bobby Henderson September 3rd, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 10 Comments

Eron spotted this “Bat Flower” at the Conservatory of Flowers in San Francisco.

Origami FSM

Published by Bobby Henderson September 2nd, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 3 Comments

Meterdown features this folded-paper FSM on their list of 20 Awesome Sci-Fi Origami creations. Aside from the fact that the FSM is for-real, not fiction, I love this. There are no instructions, unfortunately. I’m still going to try and make one.

New Hampshire wwfsmd plate

Published by Bobby Henderson September 1st, 2009 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 31 Comments

I recently got my driver’s license and bought my first car. Obviously the next step was getting the car registered, and I was pleasantly surprised to find that WWFSMD was available as a vanity plate! I quickly doled out the extra cash it would cost to have the plate, inspite of my parents objections to [...]