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One day i was taking a nice, long, hot bath. I laid down to rinse out my hair and happened to stare up at the ceiling and there He was!
I’m thinking of cleaning Him off with a papertowel then selling it on ebay.
~Alix
Last month I was having a scuba diving holiday off Malaysian Borneo with some friends. One day, I had been shooting a video clip of a giant turtle, in the course of it I had been swimming upside down, and then I suddenly got the most intense experience! Right there in front of me, I witnessed His presence, his noodly appendages appearing clearer before my eyes then they had ever done before.
-Peter
As a deeply religious fellow Pastafarian, I feel as a divine duty to report the following wonderful miracle to you.
Today, exactly at 9:45AM, our Lord, the One and Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, appeared and floated above my workdesk for several seconds. After He touched me with His Noodly Appendage, he disappeared, but fortunately not fast enough for leaving no evidence after Him. I managed to grab my camera and take this beautiful photo just before he faded away into the heavenly skies!
Please let me share this miraculous sight with the rest of the world, for the sake of spreading the divvy idea of our Great Saviour!Yours sincerely,
ArnoldP.S.: by the way, the FSM doll was made (planked) from wool by my girlfriend and it’s hanging on a fishing string – probably scaring out the shit from anyone who’s not aware of it’s existence before entering the room :)
I was in need of caressing by his noodliness when this happened to show up in my mailbox. I now feel his presence when I worship him at Olive Garden.
RAmen, Darren
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day everyone
This is absolutely fucking retarded, pasta is food, not a deity. But hey keep spreading the bullshit, it makes all of us sane people realize there are people out there with bigger problems than we have.
-Seeker Of Truth
My College Dining commons is, at this very moment, preforming debased and blasphemous acts with it’s pasta displays. Attached is my complaint letter. Be warned, their depravity knows no bounds, and what I write of their acts may shake you to your very core, but such perversion must be fought with stalwart hearts wherever it is found. I shall keep you posted on the aftermath if you are so inclined, fellow pastafarian
Noodly Yours,
Walter
While visiting “Les Machines de l’Ile Nantes” in france I discovered a great shrine to The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The construction of a vast noodly walkway in progress, and a huge pirate fish of their creation.
I thanked the FSM for extending his noodly appendage to me even when on holiday.
Pastafarian Reuben.
I was delighted to see this manifestation of His Noodleness in in the Tower of David adjacent to the Jaffa Gate in the Old City Walls of Jerusalem. Awesome, don’t you think?
Y. R.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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