you are absolutely ridiculous

Published August 7th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

You are absolutely ridiculous and you are making a fool of this world!!!

Spaghetti wasn’t invented till the 12th century dumb-ass..

-Troy



190 Responses to “you are absolutely ridiculous”

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  1. Axe says:

    Sushi wasn’t “invented” right away, but live fish still existed, did they not?

  2. oscar says:

    pasta wasnt invented till the 12th century…………thats what his holyness wants you to think, ramen my brothers.

  3. Slash Prower says:

    Erm…humans didn’t come around until trillions of years after the earth was created, I believe.

    By your logic, God is either a single-celled amoeba, a nebula, or possibly a jellyfish.

  4. Slash Prower says:

    Correction. Billions of years.

  5. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    Yes, Pastafarianism IS making fools of the world. By showing them how ridiculous their beliefs are. If you feel foolish maybe it’s time to reassess your world view, Troy.

  6. captaininsight says:

    If you unscrew your belly button your ass will fall off.

  7. jo says:

    your religion contradicts its self wanker, and your all canibals.
    whats with drinking wine to symbolise jesusses blood and a piece of bread to symbolise his flesh?
    would you drink his real blood if it wasnt all drained on the cross?

  8. ray says:

    “You are absolutely ridiculous and you are making a fool of this world!!!
    Spaghetti wasn’t invented till the 12th century dumb-ass..
    -Troy”

    Dear Troy,
    I understand your confusion about the 12th Century origins of pasta and I would like to offer some assistance…
    The 12th Century wasn’t invented until the 15th Century. Now do you get it? His Noodliness invented all of it about 500 years ago. The whole enlightened Jesus Guy thing, the Christians’ counting of time based on Jesus’ birth, the Eastern folks counting of time based on a different event, all of it.
    The FSM is really quite clever and has a marvelous sense of irony, what with creating all the controversy we use to get ourselves wrapped around the axle over. (I know, poor sentence structure, but it gets the point across, so leave me alone)

    ray

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