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I was blessed by His Noodly Appendage at the fish and chips shop just down the road from my street, consisting of repeated appearances of the divine Pirate Fish symbol all over the place!
I was so excited to find some local pastafarian displays that I couldn’t help but go down there with my sister and take some photos of the miraculous discovery.
This occured shortly after I was employed at a new job… in an Italian restaurant.
RAmen!
Pastafarian Michael, Australia
I am a black velvet artist and I recently painted the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I’m pretty sure that another loyal Pastafarian has done this in the past, so I stylized the great FSM to mimic the old Game and Watch LCD game, OCTOPUS.
It is set in the Pastafarian heaven, with a stripper factory and pirate ship (sadly, I had no room for the beer volcano).
Like any good velvet painting, it glows in blacklight. ;) I hope ya like it!
-Kyle
Here is a picture of our recent pilgrimage to the homeland. We rustled up a pirate captain and chartered a ship on which to sail the Caribbean Sea. Our vessel flew His colors aft, and we enjoyed several days of grog and merriment as we shared our bounty of candy with the children of the BVIs. On our third day, we came to port on Virgin Gorda, where some fellow travelers kindly took this photo. On that holy Friday, we cast off homeward, and a giant sea turtle surfaced beside our ship and escorted us from the bay (really). We returned spiritually fulfilled and forever grateful to the FSM for our safe and prosperous voyage.
Arrrgh! and RAmen,
Pastafarian Jon and shipmates
Team FSM on Kiva is up to 707 members and $88,100 in loans. We are getting near our $100k goal.
What should we do when we hit $100k?
While watching my itunes visualiser, I noticed His Noodliness continually forming and re-forming. Perhaps it had something to do with what I was listening to…
Regards,
Abasi – Heirophant of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
You’ll be pleased to know that His Noodliness is about to make huge inroads in Japan. I recently attended a summer fireworks festival with about 700,000 other people. Imagine my surprise when The Flying Spaghetti Monster saw fit to bless us all with an appearance! I can only imagine that after witnessing such a revelation, all present will find their way to the one true church. I mean, Japanese love noodles (udon, soba, ramen, etc) anyway, so I think they have been Pastafarians at heart all along! They only needed the touch of his noodly appendage to nudge them in the right direction.
RAmen,
Jessica
You are absolutely ridiculous and you are making a fool of this world!!!
Spaghetti wasn’t invented till the 12th century dumb-ass..
-Troy
Tracy
The kate is done and ready for the Sock Summit fiber festival in Portland, Oregon next Thurs-Sun.
Everyone who’s seen it loves it! I drew my own artwork and if I make another, there are changes I’d make, but on the whole I think it came out well. Feel free to post, and if anyone asks, my company’s booth will be #216 at Sock Summit (Portland Convention Center).
Oh, and for those folks who don’t know, a Lazy Kate is a tool hand-spinners (spindles and/or spinning wheels) use to ply yarn. You spin singles on several bobbins (one is shown below) and then when you ply, you use the elastic cord to tension the bobbins so they all move at the same rate, and you move the spinning wheel in the opposite direction and keep the yarn twisting uniformly. If you look at store-bought yarn you can see it consists of several strands, and a kate helps you get the twists even as you ply.
-Tracy
Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.
The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.
RAmen.
Bruce and Susan
Genius.
are you retarded? what drugs does your church of bullshit use? were you physically abused as a child, because honestly you are a fucking retarded piece for even remotely thinking your big pile of spaghetti created this earth. you all are fucking morons. i hope you all die because your religion is a waste of time and you all are all fucking stupid idiots
colin wilson
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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