You’ll be pleased to know that His Noodliness is about to make huge inroads in Japan. I recently attended a summer fireworks festival with about 700,000 other people. Imagine my surprise when The Flying Spaghetti Monster saw fit to bless us all with an appearance! I can only imagine that after witnessing such a revelation, all present will find their way to the one true church. I mean, Japanese love noodles (udon, soba, ramen, etc) anyway, so I think they have been Pastafarians at heart all along! They only needed the touch of his noodly appendage to nudge them in the right direction.