While watching my itunes visualiser, I noticed His Noodliness continually forming and re-forming. Perhaps it had something to do with what I was listening to…
Regards,
Abasi – Heirophant of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
iTunes visualization
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Richard Dawkins is a nice guy, although he is not Pastafarian. He has defined himself as a “cultural Christian”, in the sense that he has grown in a Christian religious environment. It’s very probable that part of his rejection of God derives from the fact that he has not been throughly exposed to Pastafarian indoctrination. Of course, as FSM told to us, we must abstain of indoctrinating people who do not want to hear us, but perhaps in the Dawkins’ case an exception can be made.
If he is coming to your screen then you must be chosen to hear the word. What did he say to you.
but what were you listening to?
ok got it now
Wow, I had no idea He was so colorful! Perhaps His vivid coloration was caused by Richard Dawkins who has a knack for pissing off people and maybe even the Holy FSM. Thank you, Abasi, for this stirring revelation.
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“Heirophant of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?” Perhaps you meant “Hairophant,” the extinct wooly mammoth?
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ATSAP REVOL, The Devout Disciple
Excellent screen shot! You must be truely blessed.
With all due respect to Mr. Dawkins, I think one would have a very difficult time indoctrinating Mr. Dawkins into FSMism. While he is perhaps a little more tolerant to Pastafarianism than say, a religion based on cannibal zombie rituals, he does in fact lump the FSM into the same category as Thor, Baal, Zeus, Jesus, Orbiting Teapot, etc.
But then again that screenshot is absolute proof, 100% convincing. Give it a try.
Dear Atsap Revol, the canonical order of Heirophant must not be confused to the order of Hairophant (btw, a Hairophant is a extant and not extinct wooly mammoth). Heirophants must be considered the modern heirs of Hierophants that were the members of the primitive Church of the FSM that were entrusted to revelatory tasks.
Richard Dawkins has said when asked in interviews if he absolutely had to pick a church to belong to he would choose the Church of the FSM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiMLWfyXRZk – The last question at the very end