hi i have a few questions about your religion

Published August 2nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

are you retarded? what drugs does your church of bullshit use? were you physically abused as a child, because honestly you are a fucking retarded piece for even remotely thinking your big pile of spaghetti created this earth. you all are fucking morons. i hope you all die because your religion is a waste of time and you all are all fucking stupid idiots

colin wilson



181 Responses to “hi i have a few questions about your religion”

  1. Zoro says:

    You mean we are all going to die???? Quick, order pizza!!!

  2. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    Oh, tell us about your religion, Colin! Does it have invisible little fairy “guardians” hovering around us? Legions of winged hard players, talking snakes, talking burning bushes, virgin births, zombies and magic apples? Sounds like fun!

  3. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    Uuuuh, that was “harp” players, not “hard” players. I don’t think angels ever “get it on”. Never heard about female angels, either. Sounds kind of gay, doesn’t it?

  4. Charlie Harper says:

    peanuts

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  7. The Flying Spaghetti Monster says:

    HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!! YOU SHALL BURN IN A PAN OF HOME-COOKED TOMATO SAUCE!!

    btw, thx to all my awesome followers u guys mean so much
    eat ur spaghetti and instant ramen

    RAmen

  8. Steve Howerton says:

    Boy!
    This guy should be a writer!!!
    He has such a wonderful way with words!
    Simply magical!
    EyE KuLd fUkIn rEeD HIz wErK fER HouRZ!

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