hi i have a few questions about your religion

Published August 2nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

are you retarded? what drugs does your church of bullshit use? were you physically abused as a child, because honestly you are a fucking retarded piece for even remotely thinking your big pile of spaghetti created this earth. you all are fucking morons. i hope you all die because your religion is a waste of time and you all are all fucking stupid idiots

colin wilson



186 Responses to “hi i have a few questions about your religion”

  1. Andy Baker says:

    He’s really gone downhill since he wrote ‘The Outsider’.

  2. hotclaws says:

    To answer your questions,even though your potty mouth does not deserve it.
    #1 no
    #2basil and oregano
    #3no
    may the Sauce be with you.

  3. DavidH says:

    Balls! Balls, balls, balls. Bollocks. Balls.

  4. galderon says:

    “are you retarded?”

    No, not all of us.

    “what drugs does your church of bullshit use?”

    Our church doesn’t require the use of any drugs. However, if any of the parishioners wish to partake, it’s not for others to judge.

    “were you physically abused as a child”

    Nope!

    “i hope you all die”

    Don’t worry, we will. You will to. That’s the way mortality works.

    “your religion is a waste of time”

    Strike the word “your” from that sentence, and perhaps you’re on to something.

  5. bruceo says:

    People, people; can’t we all just get a lager?

  6. Brian says:

    colin wilson,
    are you retarded? what drugs does your church of bullshit use? were you physically abused as a child, because honestly you are a fucking retarded piece for even remotely thinking your INVISIBLE SKY DADDY created this earth. you all are fucking morons. i hope you all die because your religion is a waste of time and you all are all fucking stupid idiots

    Brian Fritzen

  7. Insightful Ape says:

    Hey Colin, you obviously are the product of stupid parents and a dysfunctional family, and a glaring example of a failing educational system. Didn’t the excuses for human beings that called themselves your parents ever teach you that faith is something you respect, not question, you idiotic brute? Will you like it if I tell you the guy who is everywhere and nowhere at once, who reads your thoughts and records them, and throws you into a “lake of fire” if he doesn’t like them is just a figment of your imagination? (Boy, the dictator he is supposed to be would make Stalin sooo jealous). Well at least I won’t tell you you deserve to die because you believe that garbage. It was nice of you to stop by, please come back when you finish grade school and we will have more to talk about.

  8. theProudtheFewtheMarinara says:

    Relax, Colin. We were only kidding!
    Everyone knows the REAL creator is a schizophrenic bearded man who supposedly had one of his personalities (who he calls his son, though he’s never had a girl friend) tortured. He never comes around anymore, unless you count those times he recreates his “son’s” face in the frost of the local supermarket’s frozen food aisle. He gets a real kick of the people who will actually kneel down and cry in front of it. He has better things to do, like keeping the peace in Darfur, or ending the molesting of children by his “servants”.

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