hi i have a few questions about your religion

Published August 2nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

are you retarded? what drugs does your church of bullshit use? were you physically abused as a child, because honestly you are a fucking retarded piece for even remotely thinking your big pile of spaghetti created this earth. you all are fucking morons. i hope you all die because your religion is a waste of time and you all are all fucking stupid idiots

colin wilson



190 Responses to “hi i have a few questions about your religion”

  1. CrudOMatic says:

    “”"are you retarded? what drugs does your church of bullshit use?”"”

    Like when early Christians drank Mushroom tea? Psilocybin, anyone? Drug use would explain the sky god of Jerusalem and winged men.

    “”"were you physically abused as a child, because honestly you are a fucking retarded piece for even remotely thinking your big pile of spaghetti created this earth.”"”

    When I felt the love of FSM, I knew the truth of this world… all revealed in a elaborate collage of penne and linguine. So beautiful and touching, even down “there”. I was never abused as a new child of His Noodliness. BLASPHEMER! My “big pile of spaghetti” as you so crudely put it, did NOT create this earth, HE created the ENTIRE universe!

    “”"you all are fucking morons. i hope you all die because your religion is a waste of time and you all are all fucking stupid idiots”"”

    Christianity is not only a waste of time, but of money and energy. FSM does not require your mortal currency. He only asks us to break garlic bread with non-believers, so that they may too have the sauce of life stain their blouses and cummerbuns.

    “”"colin wilson”"”

    Replace the I in colin with an O, and you have the truth. May the angel hair envelope you.

  2. Bazilisk says:

    um, hi, yeah, i have a question, do you know how many child are physically abused as a child by your spiritual leaders? do you know how many drugs were used on the old times by christian powerfull people?

    you are just making these to insult, but this that i wrote…. this is the ugly truth about your religion

    and btw, this is not a real religion, is an official parody

  3. katatonia says:

    No sir, YOU are the moron

  4. Jack Shephard says:

    Colin, are you trying to say that people who were abused as children are reatarted? Because that is offensive u moron!!!

  5. Mr Cooper (all hail FSM) says:

    127- MUSLIM
    Okay you think we are dumb for “worshiping food” the FSM isnt food hes living thats like saying a cow is a beefburger

    secondly “not made until the ninth century” what makes you say that? were you there? it think not they only found his noodleness in the ninth century and learnt from him the art of pasta, secondly you persecute our religion? yet yours has a view of if you try to convert away we officialy have you killed, yeah thats holy

  6. Harrison Ford says:

    Thank you for your words of wisdom, they are so much smarter than Lennon’s “Let it Be”. Honestly man, spend less time thinking about my soul burning in Hell and think more about your studies. When you begin a sentence, start it with a capital letter please.
    Also, you say “you all are all f***ing stupid idiots” Think about that and tell me if you find something wrong with it.

  7. Logan says:

    If child abuse caused people to be retarded I would doubt you made it through your shildhood alive, beaing beaten as you were…

    • potty mouth says:

      ahmen to that

      • potty mouth says:

        I meant ahmen to logan not to the doofess above me

    • potty mouth says:

      who wouldent want a stripper factory and a beer volcano. i agree with fsm, their heaven is way awesomer

  8. Logan says:

    childhood* being*

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