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FSM Prayer

Published August 3rd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.

The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.

RAmen.

Bruce and Susan

Genius.



212 Responses to “FSM Prayer”

  1. Fusillier says:

    LOVE IT!!!!

  2. Jacob says:

    Genius indeed.

  3. Matt says:

    wow. I’m very suprised no Pastafarian had thought of this Noodly gesture before. Well done.
    May His Starchiness be with you

  4. Bob says:

    That is a truly great idea. I have already begun to spread the good news with all my fellow Pastafarians.

  5. ATSAP REVOL says:

    BRUCE & SUSAN,
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    Should one be facing in any particular direction when praying? Perhaps toward OSU in Corvallis, Oregon, in honor of our Prime Pastafarian Prophet?
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    Saucy blessings to both of your creative souls.
    -
    ATSAP REVOL, The Benevolent

  6. Theo says:

    Blasphemy!
    Worst. PLAN. EVER.
    The FSM does not listen to prayers. It says so in the scripture we call the Gospel.
    He might or might not hear our prayers, therefore we should try to do it ourselves.
    Come on. Stay Awake.

    • Rocketsauce says:

      But we are not some kind of fundamentalist christians here! We can adapt! And even if he doesn’t care about our prayers, we can still thank him for all the awesomeness, no?!

  7. samuel says:

    If FSM wasn’t real, then why do our hands resemble it?

  8. Mat the OZZY says:

    Consider it done.
    RAmen

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