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FSM Prayer

Published August 3rd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.

The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.

RAmen.

Bruce and Susan

Genius.



193 Responses to “FSM Prayer”

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  1. Belgian Girl says:

    It’s a deal, that’s how I will pray from now on XD

  2. Dave says:

    Brilliant!

  3. Impossibly Stupid says:

    First great schism: right or left thumb forward?

    • Michael says:

      Our Lord is Bi-Digital.

  4. Chris says:

    Ramen

  5. BlackBard says:

    I like it! Pastafarians are so creative.

    RAmen

  6. Bruce (of Bruce and Susan) says:

    My idea is that your prayer hands should start wiggling in your lap (the seat of All Things Great) and then slowly fly up into the air until they are high above your head, where they float gently from side to side. This provides an enlightening view of your beliefs to everyone behind you.

  7. Bruce (of Bruce and Susan) says:

    (This also works great for making a shadow puppet of Our Noodly Master!)

  8. Kobra says:

    Wait, you guys pray? I thought this was the “drink beer, eat pasta, allocate 1/3 of class time to teaching our creation story” religion.

    • Rocketsauce says:

      If we don’t pray, His Noodliness would perhaps not bless us!

      .. Actually, he would, ‘cuz he’s too nice to bother with that. We just wanna thank him regardless! :’)

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