Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.
The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.
RAmen.
Bruce and Susan
Genius.
FSM Prayer
Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.
The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.
RAmen.
Bruce and Susan
Genius.
YOU ARE ALL DELUDED! the true creator of all universes is Her Sublime Pinkness, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, BBHUH. The unbeliever shall have the sacred horn thrust into his fundament and shall be cast down to The Purple Oyster (of doom).
OK:, Avert your eyes from this if you are morally sensitive:
Honey,
When I go to Pastafarian Heaven Pink Unicorn horns won’t be the only things thrust up my fundament.
Please don’t offend the Invisible pink unicorn, for he sent his only son, the Transcendent Yellow Pony to save us from ourselves. Repent and you shall be saved.
Sorry, but the pink pony was ground up into horsemeat and is at this very moment being consumed by people all over England.
Well, I’ve still got my level 100 Rapidash. The only way they are going to get it is to prise the pokeball from my cold, dead hands.
HOW DARE YOU THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DIED FOR OUR SINS
What about sticking little mirrors on the thumbnails?
Ramen
I’m 13, and just starting out pastafarianism. Though I disagree with some aspects of the religion (is there anything kid freindly about our heaven? I mean, seriously!) I love the way it was created, what it stands for, and the fact that an invisible spaghetti monster is flying aroung with his noodly apendages as we speak. I, being irresistably drawn to odd religions, beleive in this, witchcraft, dryad..ism, I geuss?, narse mythology, greek mythology, roman mythology, pretty much all mythologies, actually, and darkism9ask if you want to know… I made it up.) I am happy to add this to my ever growing list.
May dead people always be in your pocket and on your knees, happy holidays, and RAmen.
Genevieve: I assume there is a “kid friendly” part of FSM heaven but I think most of us would hope you are never in a position to visit it. Wait until you are at least an adult before you pop your clogs.
Good questions, Genevieve. Does any religion address the maturity of those allowed into heaven or hell? I personally wouldn’t want to go through eternity as 8 or 80. It would cut down the enjoyment of the beer and strippers, so I’m thinking 20.
I am the one and only Sky Daddy. Look up into my blimp and say, “I believe in Sky Daddy, I believe in Sky Daddy, I believe in Sky Daddy.” I am a supreme being and live in a blimp floating far above my earthbound worshippers, along with my many nymphomaniac angels and we all imbibe ambrosiac libations and hallucinogenic substances all day long. Send up some tithes PDQ or else.
Sky Daddy, the extremely suprareality enhanced and all powerful deity. The one and only.
I have questions about this “church” but this website is ridicules
and there is no unicorns or ponies or FLYING SPUGGETY MONSTERS
so stop thinking there is lol.
I find that when one has questions that it is best to present those questions so they can be answered. Oddly, you have presented no questions. (btw ponies do exist)
I no ponies exist my question is why do people waste there lives coming up with this stuff
The ‘about’ page should answer that question but I’ll summarize it here. The CoFSM was create as an alternative creation myth, it is a meme, an intentional strawman which showcases how any absurd and unsubstantiated assertion can be qualified as a religion. One cannot disprove a flying spaghetti monster, which means this ‘faith’ is as legitimate as any other faith; which is the point.
Then how do you know that your god is real if ours is “fake”?
All who believe this website have the iq of a doorknob
Wow, my doorknobs are smart enough for Mensa?!!!
Wow! You should send me some of those! I’m sure they would look great in my house!