Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.
The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.
RAmen.
Bruce and Susan
Genius.
FSM Prayer
Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.
The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.
RAmen.
Bruce and Susan
Genius.
YOU ARE ALL DELUDED! the true creator of all universes is Her Sublime Pinkness, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, BBHUH. The unbeliever shall have the sacred horn thrust into his fundament and shall be cast down to The Purple Oyster (of doom).
OK:, Avert your eyes from this if you are morally sensitive:
Honey,
When I go to Pastafarian Heaven Pink Unicorn horns won’t be the only things thrust up my fundament.