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FSM checkbook

Published August 26th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Beautiful.

I was recently ordering new checks (who uses checks anymore?) when I noticed that my bank and most check places only had christian-related or lame spiritually-related checks available for order. This annoyed me and after some contemplation I had a eureka moment, though I’m inclined to think that I was nudged into this by his noodly appendage from above! So I grabbed an image from the most holiest of sites on his noodly web and went to the nearest custom checks facility on the web, i.e. the first one that came up in Google. The result is this marvelous creation which I’ve included for your enjoyment!

-Bradley



38 Responses to “FSM checkbook”

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  1. ATSAP REVOL says:

    Bradley,
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    Your creation of FSM checks is brilliant. You’ll probably raise eyebrows when you present one of these to pay for goods at some local stores.
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    Now, let’s get the Treasury Department to omit the tired old “In God We Trust,” and replace it with “Touched By His Noodly Appendage” on our currency and coins.
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    Similarly, the pledge of allegiance should be revised to: “…And to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, UNDER THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, with meatballs and parmesan for all.”
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    And as for patriotic songs, such as “God Bless America,” substitute FSM where appropriate.
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    Brad, your innovative check is the first step in the right direction.
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    A Big RAmen for Bradley,
    Bishop ATSAP REVOL, The Pontiff’s Pastafarian Prelate

  2. bigjohn756 says:

    Super! If I ever used checks, I would copy this idea.

  3. d4m4s74 says:

    Nice idea, I don’t use checks but I might get a custom printed pin/credit card featuring his noodlyness

  4. Daniel says:

    It looks so good that people might frame it instead of taking it to tha bank.

  5. Iron Mike says:

    Brilliant ! rAmen

  6. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    Sweet. I don’t use checks, either, but I’m thinking of the Capital One commercial where you can use your own photo…

  7. Bytor says:

    Love it! Just brilliant!

  8. ET, the Extra Terrestrial says:

    That is SO awesome.

    RAmen
    ET

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