As a biologist, I have been following alternative theories to evolution for many years. While lacking certain elements of testability and reason, I admit I have always found your theory of a Flying Spaghetti Monster that created the world to have a certain credibility that is lacking from other alternative theories to evolution.
I recently went into Anza Borrego State Park for 40 days to reflect on the value of logic in science. During my journey, I stumbled across a vision of a Flying Spaghetti Monster in the rocks (please see the attached image). In my shock, I failed to record the GPS coordinates of the vision; however, I would be happy to show you on a map roughly where the vision occurred in case your followers would like to go on a pilgrimage.
Consider me converted,
Michael Baltzley, Ph.D.