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Alien Rattle or FSM?

Published August 27th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

"Alien Rattle" or the FSM, you be the judge

While scouting for toys for my 8-month-old daughter, I noticed something. Something awesome. Something… divine? See the picture.

I take this as evidence that His Great Lordship wants us to procreate, bearing bazillions of children who will learn of Him and worship Him…and to show that he has a nurturing side (Ave Marinara). (Plus, this attaches to a car seat! A sure sign he wants the children to be traveled, well-learned, and stimulated.)

-Kelly



16 Responses to “Alien Rattle or FSM?”

  1. sebastian says:

    wooow amazing!

  2. a says:

    On an unrelated note, Kiva just hit 100,000.00$!

  3. Nickbb9 says:

    Speaking of “amazing”, WE REACHED 100K!!! YES! …….

    ….
    …….

    …. Now what?

  4. Don says:

    Never to young to learn about the FSM!

  5. Ken says:

    All praise be to the Edible Tentacled One and the Divine Grissini of his 13 Innumerable (i.e. >12: In your face, JC!) Disciples.

  6. pastatsap says:

    We should not overpopulate the world, but convince others of the delectableness of a saucy noodle.

  7. Rebecca says:

    Or, perhaps he wants us to take the children somewhere? A pilgramage, perhaps?

  8. Michael T says:

    Hmmm…looks pretty inebriated to me…I think His Noodliness was perhaps overindulging in the Beer Volcano…

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