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We made it! We passed $100k a few days ago and still counting. Join us.
What now? Should we start seriously working towards the pirate ship?
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Of course! What a dream it would be, a ship circumventing the globe, converting the masses!
Oh, and come to Copenhagen :)
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I also noticed that our glorious church leads with the total loan sum in religious congregations, with the exception of Bahá’ís (who probably cheated somehow). An obvious proof of the goodness of the one true faith :)
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Only if you guys come to Brazil to pick me up! xD
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Hell yeah! Avast and all that. PI-RATE SHIP! PI-RATE SHIP!
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“The Pastafarian”, I totally agree. Seriously, we can do it! Wouldn’t it be amazing for publicity, put it towards the pirate ship, maybe take a few thousand for a convention to celebrate! I would love to be surrounded with pastafarians,
Psssst. Come to Aurora, NY.
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If you do build this pirate ship, Come to Reno*!!
*not accessible via water routes.
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yes! we should make the pirate ship. It’s time to help the masses!
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A pirate ship is badly needed. Currently I live at 50º N and, however we are ending the summer the midday heat is almost unbearable. I cannot imagine what kind of horrors are experiencing people in more temperate and tropical latitudes. Even for only this reason, a pirate ship would be great. I think we can build alliances to Pirate Parties in Europe. And if our Pastafarian pirate ship was assaulted by other pirates in the Caribbean, in Indian Ocean or in Mediterranean Sea, it would be just great to surpass global warming.
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I thought we were already seriously looking at funding a pirate ship. At least as seriously as we do anything else. Also, stop by Iowa and pick me up. I know what you’re all saying, “There’s no sea route to Iowa!” But by the grace of his noodles anything is possible.
Ramen
The Danimal
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I am all for a pirate ship! Especially if it floats into Tampa Bay during our annual festival celebrating His Noodlyness (even though they don’t know it), the Gasparilla Pirate Festival! Everyone dresses up in pirate garb and drinks a lot of beer. Now we just need to get a pasta float in there, and we are all set!
In Peace and Sauciness,
D&WC
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Yeah!
I live in a former pirate town in the north of France.You guys will be welcome with your ship!
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Ahhh…the Ship.
Keep in mind, the Pirate Ship is a means to an end.
And that end is having the best bumper sticker on the planet:
MY OTHER CAR IS A PIRATE SHIP!
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Why put it on your car, why not put a sticker on the boat saying my other vehicle is a car?
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Shouldnt we donate any money we have to lower the cost of cable? I mean as much as I want a pirate ship, I feel like that violates one of the I really reather you didnt’s??
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If you make a ship come to Georgia,
Because we are so epic..
(:
Jacob will bring th BEERR
Courtenay will Gather the masses :DDDD
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YES!!!!!!!! the pirate ship must come next!! free for all pastafarians to ride, once it has been purchased. we will sail in search of a new home land, a place we can call our own.
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the ship doesn’t violate the i’d really rather you didn’ts. if it’s the one i think your talking about, it says we can’t use the money to build expensive churches, but says nothing about BUYING them. you follow?
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toad, good job for finding a way around it :) If we get a ship i better be invited!
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A pirate ship would be awesome. Really I dont know any other single thing that would further the cause and inspire Pastafarians everywhere…except maybe a “doh” pill for fundamentalists.
…so you are a christian? There’s a pill for that now! Pirate ship would be cheaper…
Consider this post as my official application for crew! I have been a water dog for 3 decades, with commercial diving skills, also spent 2 years as a deckhand on a towboat. I knows me knots and can splice line, fabricate bumpers, and can buckle swash’s with the best of em.
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Pirate ship FTW!
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we should get an indonesian phinisi – they’re very pirate-y
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Yes! A pirate ship is essential to reach noodle island!
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Of course! Pirate ship is next!
And yeah, it must be made free to join if you’re a Pastafarian. Our own mobile church!
Me too, I’m volunteering for crewmanship right now.
Also if you ever sail to northern’s Mexico desert look me up. :)
Arrr!
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Coming from Portsmouth I think a ship is the best way forward. I’m happy to help build it :)
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I really hope you pass near Tijuana BC Mexico there are many Pastafarians over here please come we would kill those unhornable samurai to get onboard of that ship :)
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Image:
Traveling coast-to-coast, spreading the message of Pastafarian and being met with congregations of believers at every port you visit. Once this great journey had been finished, you could sail to other countries and eventually the entire world would know the Flying Spaghetti Monster and worship his noodleyness!
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Let His Noodleness guide you in what to do with the money. I would like to see the Pirate Ship, but if His Noodleness disagrees, then go with what you think. MAY THE SAUCE BE WITH YOU!
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Of course!! That would be awesome! So much more effective than a boring church that DOESN’T move. BBHNA!! (Blessed Be His Noodly Appendage)
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And today another 100k milestone was reached.
There’s 100016 Pastafarians on the facebook group ‘Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster’ right now.
Another Proof of His Allmightyness; He made both these 100k events coincide!!
Ramen,
VinZ
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You should donate it to an organization hunger. Let us not, my brothers and sisters, follow the mistake of the Vatican and spend such money in a shrine to our FSM- let us use it to spread the message of love and pasta.
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I can’t believe how many of these seemingly intelligent people have no idea what Kiva is or where this money is going.
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We need a ship to reach the Promised Land!
Federated
States of
Micronesia
Flying
Spaghetti
Monster
!
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