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While scouting for toys for my 8-month-old daughter, I noticed something. Something awesome. Something… divine? See the picture.
I take this as evidence that His Great Lordship wants us to procreate, bearing bazillions of children who will learn of Him and worship Him…and to show that he has a nurturing side (Ave Marinara). (Plus, this attaches to a car seat! A sure sign he wants the children to be traveled, well-learned, and stimulated.)
-Kelly
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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wooow amazing!
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On an unrelated note, Kiva just hit 100,000.00$!
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Speaking of “amazing”, WE REACHED 100K!!! YES! …….
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…. Now what?
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Never to young to learn about the FSM!
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All praise be to the Edible Tentacled One and the Divine Grissini of his 13 Innumerable (i.e. >12: In your face, JC!) Disciples.
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We should not overpopulate the world, but convince others of the delectableness of a saucy noodle.
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Or, perhaps he wants us to take the children somewhere? A pilgramage, perhaps?
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Hmmm…looks pretty inebriated to me…I think His Noodliness was perhaps overindulging in the Beer Volcano…
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I just ordered one for the kids: http://bit.ly/hMDNl
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Do Want! And I’m not even an infant! Although the package does say three months and up, so it couldn’t be that age-inappropriate… Right?
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i totally want one of these toys…the speghetti monster totally rules!!! thanks for putting it out in the open…i can finally talk about it without feeling stupid…thank you so much…
dur duh dur
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I remember seeing this while I worked for Toy ‘R’ Us. I thought the exact same thing! I will certainly be getting that for my child if ever I was to have one so he may be blessed by his noodley appendage.
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