Comments on: FSM checkbook http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/ Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:53:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Teri http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-895529 Teri Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:29:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-895529 As a banker of over 35 years, I am much impressed with your creativity and may just have to copy you! Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... Very Kewl! As a banker of over 35 years, I am much impressed with your creativity and may just have to copy you! Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…
Very Kewl!

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]]> By: skeet http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-887113 skeet Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:42:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-887113 Thanks! Order placed. Thanks! Order placed.

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]]> By: Bradley http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-884019 Bradley Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:26:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-884019 I used unique checks, google that, it should be the first one. I used unique checks, google that, it should be the first one.

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]]> By: skeet http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-880556 skeet Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:57:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-880556 Which service did you guys use? I can't find one that will allow me to have the "Touched by his noodly appendage" line. Which service did you guys use? I can’t find one that will allow me to have the “Touched by his noodly appendage” line.

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]]> By: Rabble Rouser http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-879962 Rabble Rouser Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:56:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-879962 Consider your idea STOLEN! I am going to steal it for when my checks come up for re-printing. It might happen before I die! That is priceless! What about one of those Capitol One custom image cards?!?!?! Would that look great on one of them, or what? Maybe a Piratefish? Who knows. Consider your idea STOLEN!
I am going to steal it for when my checks come up for re-printing. It might happen before I die!

That is priceless!

What about one of those Capitol One custom image cards?!?!?! Would that look great on one of them, or what? Maybe a Piratefish? Who knows.

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]]> By: Randall http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-878989 Randall Thu, 17 Sep 2009 06:43:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-878989 I just wanted to let you know that I copied Bradley's brilliant idea. Checks identical to the one pictured above (except, obviously, for name, account number, etc.) are now being exchanged for goods and services in rural north Louisiana. My new FSM checks started with check number 651. I can't wait to see which lucky vendor gets FSM check 666. If I ever run out of checks again, I think I'm going with a pirate theme. Maybe something by Howard Pyle with the over-signature line, "Arrrrrrgh! Don't touch me booty!" I just wanted to let you know that I copied Bradley’s brilliant idea.

Checks identical to the one pictured above (except, obviously, for name, account number, etc.) are now being exchanged for goods and services in rural north Louisiana.

My new FSM checks started with check number 651. I can’t wait to see which lucky vendor gets FSM check 666.

If I ever run out of checks again, I think I’m going with a pirate theme. Maybe something by Howard Pyle with the over-signature line, “Arrrrrrgh! Don’t touch me booty!”

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]]> By: Peggy http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-878109 Peggy Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:22:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-878109 Haha. This is awesome! When I get new checks (whichever millenium that may be!), I'm gonna get this too! Haha. This is awesome! When I get new checks (whichever millenium that may be!), I’m gonna get this too!

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]]> By: museum http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-878033 museum Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:06:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-878033 lake mary, eh? you wouldnt happen to know david, from after the dentist, would you? lake mary, eh?
you wouldnt happen to know david, from after the dentist, would you?

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]]> By: Black Beard's Brother http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-877405 Black Beard's Brother Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:31:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-877405 OMFSM, not only is that impressive, I notices that this is MY credit union! Arrr, He makes his presence know to us all, me hearties. The Great Noodley One splashes hisself aboot like sauce on the poopdeck. The Noodles The Sauce And The Holy Meatballs RAmen OMFSM, not only is that impressive, I notices that this is MY credit union!

Arrr, He makes his presence know to us all, me hearties. The Great Noodley One splashes hisself aboot like sauce on the poopdeck.

The Noodles
The Sauce
And The Holy Meatballs
RAmen

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]]> By: Zipgator http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-875882 Zipgator Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:30:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-875882 This is totally disgusting. I've been a FSM true believer for nearly 40 years, and I can assure you that the FSM NEVER EVER WROTE A CHECK. This is just stupid ass commercialization. May you burn in his sauce at an eternal simmer. Or her sauce. I'm hoping you're just ignorant, but if not, I hope you burn in his (or her) sauce at a ROLLING BOIL. Love and Peace, Zipgator This is totally disgusting. I’ve been a FSM true believer for nearly 40 years, and I can assure you that the FSM NEVER EVER WROTE A CHECK. This is just stupid ass commercialization. May you burn in his sauce at an eternal simmer. Or her sauce. I’m hoping you’re just ignorant, but if not, I hope you burn in his (or her) sauce at a ROLLING BOIL.
Love and Peace,
Zipgator

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]]> By: Ken the Fitter http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-875524 Ken the Fitter Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:34:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-875524 Since this is my first time here, is there some ritual I have to go through to join this church? It really seems like my cup of tea, er, sauce. Since this is my first time here, is there some ritual I have to go through to join this church? It really seems like my cup of tea, er, sauce.

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]]> By: Jolly Roger http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-875487 Jolly Roger Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:15:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-875487 Crikeys! You guys really flogged old Wiggleyfiggle with the proverbial wet noodle! A little charity, fellow pastafarians, for the ignorant blasphemer. Spread a little love and marinara sauce on behalf of the Great Noodly One! Really, WF, you did come off like quite the moron here, but there is forgiveness to be found in the meatballs so round, the noodles so squiggly, FSM can even forgive Wiggly(figgle). AAAARRRRGGGG Jolly Roger Crikeys! You guys really flogged old Wiggleyfiggle with the proverbial wet noodle! A little charity, fellow pastafarians, for the ignorant blasphemer. Spread a little love and marinara sauce on behalf of the Great Noodly One! Really, WF, you did come off like quite the moron here, but there is forgiveness to be found in the meatballs so round, the noodles so squiggly, FSM can even forgive Wiggly(figgle).

AAAARRRRGGGG
Jolly Roger

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]]> By: Laura http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-874423 Laura Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:01:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-874423 Dear Wigglyfiggle, EFF OFF!!! We don't come to your sacred places of worship and tell you how utterly incompetent you are! So leave us alone! Also, I don't belive anyone mentioned that you should chose a "Real Religion" In case you haven't noticed, this site is dedicated to the satire of religion. We are making fun of it, not participating in it. Hence, you are an incompetent a$$ hole. Another point I'd like to share: Michelangelo was a non-believer/heretic that painted for the Vatican as a means to support himself only. There are many counts of the allusions and symbology that he left in many churches as well as throughout the Vatican. So, get over yourself! Michelangelo's would probably be full of pride if he was here today to see us use his art to stick it to the church! Dear Wigglyfiggle,

EFF OFF!!! We don’t come to your sacred places of worship and tell you how utterly incompetent you are! So leave us alone!

Also, I don’t belive anyone mentioned that you should chose a “Real Religion” In case you haven’t noticed, this site is dedicated to the satire of religion. We are making fun of it, not participating in it. Hence, you are an incompetent a$$ hole.

Another point I’d like to share: Michelangelo was a non-believer/heretic that painted for the Vatican as a means to support himself only. There are many counts of the allusions and symbology that he left in many churches as well as throughout the Vatican. So, get over yourself! Michelangelo’s would probably be full of pride if he was here today to see us use his art to stick it to the church!

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]]> By: billybobknuckledragger http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-873661 billybobknuckledragger Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:02:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-873661 NICE! You should add (somewhere on the checks) words to the effect of "by cashing this check you are affirming your faith in the FSM as the one and only true deity." Then write a check for a dollar (or some other chickenshit amount) and send it to one of those violent "family values" repub politicians. While a mischievous act as such may normally anger the FSM, I think He could look past this "sin". After all, I spent all last night drinking lots of beer and looking at strippers. After such a holy act, surely the FSM can cut me a little slack? NICE!

You should add (somewhere on the checks) words to the effect of “by cashing this check you are affirming your faith in the FSM as the one and only true deity.” Then write a check for a dollar (or some other chickenshit amount) and send it to one of those violent “family values” repub politicians.

While a mischievous act as such may normally anger the FSM, I think He could look past this “sin”. After all, I spent all last night drinking lots of beer and looking at strippers. After such a holy act, surely the FSM can cut me a little slack?

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]]> By: Andrew King http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-873102 Andrew King Sat, 29 Aug 2009 14:21:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-873102 one word: win one word: win

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-872284 plumberbob Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:52:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-872284 @ 9 - wigglyfiggle - . You seem to have gotten lost somewhere between the Creationist Museum and The Sistine Chapel in the Vatican where the original of Michelangelo's Creation of Adam is safely painted on the ceiling. You're definitely in the wrong art museum here. Why does ID seem so right to you? http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=creationism-feels-right-but-that-doesnt-make-it-so&SID=mail&sc=emailfriend Are you collecting academic credit for trolling and posting here? Please read this, and then go trolling elsewhere. RAmen @ 9 – wigglyfiggle – .

You seem to have gotten lost somewhere between the Creationist Museum and The Sistine Chapel in the Vatican where the original of Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam is safely painted on the ceiling. You’re definitely in the wrong art museum here.

Why does ID seem so right to you?

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=creationism-feels-right-but-that-doesnt-make-it-so&SID=mail&sc=emailfriend

Are you collecting academic credit for trolling and posting here? Please read this, and then go trolling elsewhere.

RAmen

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]]> By: R http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-872251 R Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:45:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-872251 I tried to do something similar with my debit card (after being inspired by what Bradley has done here). I got an e-mail back from compass. "We regret that we couldn't accept the image you submitted for your Personalized Check Card as it doesn't comply with our image guidelines. Please review the guidelines listed below and follow this link to try again." I'm trying to figure out which guideline I violated...possibly the nudity one, but I cropped out the unmentionables for that very reason... Maybe the "Material /content demonstrating the views and/or opinions of political groups, religious groups or anti-social or socially unacceptable groups," but then I wonder if they'd let someone put a cross on their card. Maybe I should try with a different image of the FSM, or the Jolly Fish. I tried to do something similar with my debit card (after being inspired by what Bradley has done here). I got an e-mail back from compass.

“We regret that we couldn’t accept the image you submitted for your Personalized Check Card as it doesn’t comply with our image guidelines. Please review the guidelines listed below and follow this link to try again.”

I’m trying to figure out which guideline I violated…possibly the nudity one, but I cropped out the unmentionables for that very reason…

Maybe the “Material /content demonstrating the views and/or opinions of political groups, religious groups or anti-social or socially unacceptable groups,” but then I wonder if they’d let someone put a cross on their card.
Maybe I should try with a different image of the FSM, or the Jolly Fish.

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]]> By: Pspaughtamus http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-872228 Pspaughtamus Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:58:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-872228 Yanno, if enough people hit the same custom check site with the same pic request, we might get something going, maybe one of the big companies would do a 4-scene rotation. I rarely use checks, but I'll definitely use up what I have so I can order those! Yanno, if enough people hit the same custom check site with the same pic request, we might get something going, maybe one of the big companies would do a 4-scene rotation. I rarely use checks, but I’ll definitely use up what I have so I can order those!

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]]> By: ATSAP REVOL http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-872169 ATSAP REVOL Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:45:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-872169 Dear Wigglyfiggle, - I will be happy to get a "real" religion if you can identify one. Let's see, the adjective "real" eliminates Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, Shinto, and about 3,000 other mythologies. Of course you are too "completely STUPID" to know what the words adjective and mythology mean. Hence, the only advice I can give you is: piss off, you "peice" [sic] of shit. - ATSAP REVOL, Adversary To Stupid-Assed People (Fortunately, I was in a charitable mood today, or I might have been more candid with you.)

Dear Wigglyfiggle,
-
I will be happy to get a “real” religion if you can identify one. Let’s see, the adjective “real” eliminates Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, Shinto, and about 3,000 other mythologies.

Of course you are too “completely STUPID” to know what the words adjective and mythology mean. Hence, the only advice I can give you is: piss off, you “peice” [sic] of shit.
-
ATSAP REVOL, Adversary To Stupid-Assed People
(Fortunately, I was in a charitable mood today, or I might have been more candid with you.)

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]]> By: Bradley http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/26/fsm-checkbook/#comment-872129 Bradley Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:29:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2474#comment-872129 @wigglyfiggle First let me introduce you to something called spell check, second I didn’t really "destroy" it since it’s just a picture of the actual painting but I bet you can’t even name what the original is, where it is, or who painted it without resorting to Google. @wigglyfiggle First let me introduce you to something called spell check, second I didn’t really “destroy” it since it’s just a picture of the actual painting but I bet you can’t even name what the original is, where it is, or who painted it without resorting to Google.

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