Comments on: Ancient Egypt evidence http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/ Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:52:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Believer http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-908624 Believer Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:18:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-908624 Thank you for this wonderful image! I can now celebrate the "holey" birth of the Spaghetti Monster! Ramen to you and yours! Thank you for this wonderful image! I can now celebrate the “holey” birth of the Spaghetti Monster! Ramen to you and yours!

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]]> By: I Drive a YAR-is http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-874375 I Drive a YAR-is Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:45:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-874375 I too found an acient egyptian painting of the pharoah receiving the first pasta and grog. http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/4200/pharoahreceivesgrogandp.jpg I too found an acient egyptian painting of the pharoah receiving the first pasta and grog.

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/4200/pharoahreceivesgrogandp.jpg

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]]> By: MIGHTY C'THULHU http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-873382 MIGHTY C'THULHU Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:19:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-873382 Dearest Tigerlily, - You're welcome. Mglw'nafh. - With love, Mighty C'THULHU Dearest Tigerlily,
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You’re welcome. Mglw’nafh.
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With love,
Mighty C’THULHU

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]]> By: Amelia http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-872714 Amelia Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:54:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-872714 hallenoodluh. praise be to his noodly appendages! hallenoodluh. praise be to his noodly appendages!

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]]> By: tigerlily http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-872431 tigerlily Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:53:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-872431 To #9: Brilliant! Thank you Oh Mighty Cthulhu for the most awesome, and praised FSM. In his noodly name, RAmen To #9: Brilliant! Thank you Oh Mighty Cthulhu for the most awesome, and praised FSM.

In his noodly name,
RAmen

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]]> By: Joshua http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-871013 Joshua Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:33:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-871013 Finally! Proof to skeptics that Pastafarianism is at least 5000 years old Finally! Proof to skeptics that Pastafarianism is at least 5000 years old

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]]> By: A.A. http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-870947 A.A. Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:59:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-870947 Actually its a 50 cent souvenir papyrus painting commonly available in tourist locations in Egypt. I've got about a dozen or so of these types of painting in my home. You'll notice the arabic signature of the artist in the bottom left. The oldest surviving arabic writing is from about 640AD. Absolutely hilarious use of it though :) Actually its a 50 cent souvenir papyrus painting commonly available in tourist locations in Egypt. I’ve got about a dozen or so of these types of painting in my home. You’ll notice the arabic signature of the artist in the bottom left. The oldest surviving arabic writing is from about 640AD. Absolutely hilarious use of it though :)

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]]> By: StJason http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-870769 StJason Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:51:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-870769 @Mike Hummis Blue: Obviously, sarcasm doesn't exist even in our modern, enlightened times... (Dons archaeology geek hat) This is one of the temple paintings from the complex at Armana. The Pharaoh Akenaten, in an attempt to break the power of the priesthood, declared the old Gods wrong, and said he had a vision of the true God, Aten, the sun-disk. He built a complex far to the south, and was largely successful for his reign. When he died, it passed on to his still-child son, Tutankhaten, and his mother/regient Nefertiti. Unfortunately, the priests were waiting for just that and declared rebellion. ...obviously, the translators got the inscription wrong. It was not Aten the sun-disk, it was FSM, the Spaghetti Monster... @Mike Hummis Blue: Obviously, sarcasm doesn’t exist even in our modern, enlightened times…

(Dons archaeology geek hat)
This is one of the temple paintings from the complex at Armana. The Pharaoh Akenaten, in an attempt to break the power of the priesthood, declared the old Gods wrong, and said he had a vision of the true God, Aten, the sun-disk. He built a complex far to the south, and was largely successful for his reign. When he died, it passed on to his still-child son, Tutankhaten, and his mother/regient Nefertiti. Unfortunately, the priests were waiting for just that and declared rebellion.

…obviously, the translators got the inscription wrong. It was not Aten the sun-disk, it was FSM, the Spaghetti Monster…

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]]> By: Doctor of Pastdivinity http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-870756 Doctor of Pastdivinity Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:40:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-870756 Pastafarianism and Atenism are closely related. It seems that Pastafarianism in pre-dynastic Egypt (5000 BBH) was fully spread. However the unification of Lower and Upper Egypt bring an end to piracy in the Nile and concomitantly Sahara desertification. Pastafarianism was corrupted by Amen-Ra, but it was Atenism (3338 BBH) who borrowed Our Noodly image and suplanted to promote an intolerant attack against Amenism. Amenism, BTW, sacked off Atenism and promoted an intolerant attack both against Atenism and Pastafarianism. The Amarna letters show also how some Habiru tribes tried to concoct the monotheism concept from Pastafarianism to promote an insanely patriarchal, ethnocentric cult. Fortunately enough, now Pastafarianism is growing in Egypt and in all Mediterranean countries (it is the fast growing major religion in the region). Pastafarianism and Atenism are closely related. It seems that Pastafarianism in pre-dynastic Egypt (5000 BBH) was fully spread. However the unification of Lower and Upper Egypt bring an end to piracy in the Nile and concomitantly Sahara desertification. Pastafarianism was corrupted by Amen-Ra, but it was Atenism (3338 BBH) who borrowed Our Noodly image and suplanted to promote an intolerant attack against Amenism. Amenism, BTW, sacked off Atenism and promoted an intolerant attack both against Atenism and Pastafarianism. The Amarna letters show also how some Habiru tribes tried to concoct the monotheism concept from Pastafarianism to promote an insanely patriarchal, ethnocentric cult. Fortunately enough, now Pastafarianism is growing in Egypt and in all Mediterranean countries (it is the fast growing major religion in the region).

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]]> By: ATSAP REVOL http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-870662 ATSAP REVOL Mon, 24 Aug 2009 06:28:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-870662 David C. (#1) - This illuminated illustration is from page 743 of the "Necronomicon." The caption beneath the illustration is as follows: "Ph'nglui' mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." - This may be freely translated as "O, Mighty C'thulhu, hallowed be Thy name. Blessed Thou art, and blessed is the name of Thy Holy Son of virgin birth, The Flying Spaghetti Monster." There was more written in bleistift, but it had been vandalized and made illegible by tomb raiders wielding an art-gum eraser. - This is the first recorded connection between Mighty C'thulhu as Parent and the FSM as Son by a virgin birth. - Prof. ATSAP REVOL, Egyptologist and Devout Pastafarian David C. (#1)
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This illuminated illustration is from page 743 of the “Necronomicon.” The caption beneath the illustration is as follows: “Ph’nglui’ mglw’nafh C’thulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”
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This may be freely translated as “O, Mighty C’thulhu, hallowed be Thy name. Blessed Thou art, and blessed is the name of Thy Holy Son of virgin birth, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.” There was more written in bleistift, but it had been vandalized and made illegible by tomb raiders wielding an art-gum eraser.
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This is the first recorded connection between Mighty C’thulhu as Parent and the FSM as Son by a virgin birth.
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Prof. ATSAP REVOL, Egyptologist and Devout Pastafarian

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]]> By: Mike Hummis Blue http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-870626 Mike Hummis Blue Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:32:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-870626 Wow, you idiot. Do you really think photoshop existed back then? I can't believe the stupidity of some people. Wow, you idiot. Do you really think photoshop existed back then? I can’t believe the stupidity of some people.

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]]> By: Vicki http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-870534 Vicki Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:42:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-870534 Praise be to the Mighty FSM, even the Egyptians worshiped our Noodly Creator. How saused and wonderful must He be =) Praise be to the Mighty FSM, even the Egyptians worshiped our Noodly Creator. How saused and wonderful must He be =)

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]]> By: me http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-870307 me Sun, 23 Aug 2009 17:32:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-870307 my fsm its real right O.O my fsm its real right O.O

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]]> By: Carmie http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-870295 Carmie Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:58:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-870295 Wwfsmd? This is great.I knew the truth would be some day discovered! Wwfsmd? This is great.I knew the truth would be some day discovered!

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]]> By: sebastian http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-870285 sebastian Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:20:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-870285 Ohhh great! XD Ohhh great! XD

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]]> By: Terry http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-870165 Terry Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:56:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-870165 Please note that one person is holding a small pot of what is obviously basil. Pastafarian fundamentalists who think that marinara sauce is the only topping that is acceptable to Him, take heed: clearly pesto is also blessed by Him! (Further proof: see the bowl of *green* spaghetti between the two bowls of red.) Please note that one person is holding a small pot of what is obviously basil. Pastafarian fundamentalists who think that marinara sauce is the only topping that is acceptable to Him, take heed: clearly pesto is also blessed by Him! (Further proof: see the bowl of *green* spaghetti between the two bowls of red.)

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]]> By: DavidH http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-870163 DavidH Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:53:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-870163 Magnificent! I think this is probably the god Amen-Ra, who was obviously an avatar of Ramen. The top cartouche on the right depicts layers of noodles. Praise be unto Him for this revelation. Magnificent! I think this is probably the god Amen-Ra, who was obviously an avatar of Ramen. The top cartouche on the right depicts layers of noodles. Praise be unto Him for this revelation.

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]]> By: David C http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/23/ancient-egypt-evidence/#comment-870148 David C Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:13:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2459#comment-870148 LOL, Isn't Photoshop great? Please, do tell where this picture is from! Well done! LOL, Isn’t Photoshop great? Please, do tell where this picture is from! Well done!

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