Pastafarian Daniel discovered this 5000 year old drawing of our Lord.
Ancient Egypt evidence
Published by Bobby Henderson August 23rd, 2009 in General FSM news and evidence. 18 Comments
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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LOL, Isn’t Photoshop great? Please, do tell where this picture is from! Well done!
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Magnificent! I think this is probably the god Amen-Ra, who was obviously an avatar of Ramen. The top cartouche on the right depicts layers of noodles. Praise be unto Him for this revelation.
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Please note that one person is holding a small pot of what is obviously basil. Pastafarian fundamentalists who think that marinara sauce is the only topping that is acceptable to Him, take heed: clearly pesto is also blessed by Him! (Further proof: see the bowl of *green* spaghetti between the two bowls of red.)
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Ohhh great! XD
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Wwfsmd? This is great.I knew the truth would be some day discovered!
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my fsm its real right O.O
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Praise be to the Mighty FSM, even the Egyptians worshiped our Noodly Creator. How saused and wonderful must He be =)
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Wow, you idiot. Do you really think photoshop existed back then? I can’t believe the stupidity of some people.
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David C. (#1)
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This illuminated illustration is from page 743 of the “Necronomicon.” The caption beneath the illustration is as follows: “Ph’nglui’ mglw’nafh C’thulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”
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This may be freely translated as “O, Mighty C’thulhu, hallowed be Thy name. Blessed Thou art, and blessed is the name of Thy Holy Son of virgin birth, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.” There was more written in bleistift, but it had been vandalized and made illegible by tomb raiders wielding an art-gum eraser.
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This is the first recorded connection between Mighty C’thulhu as Parent and the FSM as Son by a virgin birth.
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Prof. ATSAP REVOL, Egyptologist and Devout Pastafarian
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Pastafarianism and Atenism are closely related. It seems that Pastafarianism in pre-dynastic Egypt (5000 BBH) was fully spread. However the unification of Lower and Upper Egypt bring an end to piracy in the Nile and concomitantly Sahara desertification. Pastafarianism was corrupted by Amen-Ra, but it was Atenism (3338 BBH) who borrowed Our Noodly image and suplanted to promote an intolerant attack against Amenism. Amenism, BTW, sacked off Atenism and promoted an intolerant attack both against Atenism and Pastafarianism. The Amarna letters show also how some Habiru tribes tried to concoct the monotheism concept from Pastafarianism to promote an insanely patriarchal, ethnocentric cult. Fortunately enough, now Pastafarianism is growing in Egypt and in all Mediterranean countries (it is the fast growing major religion in the region).
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@Mike Hummis Blue: Obviously, sarcasm doesn’t exist even in our modern, enlightened times…
(Dons archaeology geek hat)
This is one of the temple paintings from the complex at Armana. The Pharaoh Akenaten, in an attempt to break the power of the priesthood, declared the old Gods wrong, and said he had a vision of the true God, Aten, the sun-disk. He built a complex far to the south, and was largely successful for his reign. When he died, it passed on to his still-child son, Tutankhaten, and his mother/regient Nefertiti. Unfortunately, the priests were waiting for just that and declared rebellion.
…obviously, the translators got the inscription wrong. It was not Aten the sun-disk, it was FSM, the Spaghetti Monster…
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Actually its a 50 cent souvenir papyrus painting commonly available in tourist locations in Egypt. I’ve got about a dozen or so of these types of painting in my home. You’ll notice the arabic signature of the artist in the bottom left. The oldest surviving arabic writing is from about 640AD. Absolutely hilarious use of it though :)
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Finally! Proof to skeptics that Pastafarianism is at least 5000 years old
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To #9: Brilliant! Thank you Oh Mighty Cthulhu for the most awesome, and praised FSM.
In his noodly name,
RAmen
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hallenoodluh. praise be to his noodly appendages!
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Dearest Tigerlily,
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You’re welcome. Mglw’nafh.
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With love,
Mighty C’THULHU
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I too found an acient egyptian painting of the pharoah receiving the first pasta and grog.
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/4200/pharoahreceivesgrogandp.jpg
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Thank you for this wonderful image! I can now celebrate the “holey” birth of the Spaghetti Monster! Ramen to you and yours!
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