Comments on: you are absolutely ridiculous http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/ Fri, 19 Mar 2010 05:40:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Michael http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-931682 Michael Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:02:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-931682 "in the middle age, dinosaurs never existed, the world was flat, and they where the center of universe, and all that was the work of god but in that age, they were assholes, even if they didn't notice it, the Christian people today knows everything" - No kidding. Those people were on crack. They burnt people for "flying" and "making deals with the devil." I mean come on, haven't u ever read the Crucible. True it was about Puritans, but where did they come from? People back then were intolerant dumb asses. If, AND I STRESS IF, the Christian bible was real, it would have been twisted by agenda, torn apart, and mutilated to the point where it is no longer. People share one fault that will NEVER change, WERE ALWAYS RIGHT. For example, THE FUCKING CRUSADE, HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T AGREE WITH THE CHRISTIAN FAITH? And yet your religion condemns violence. I know a lot of Christians, and i don't have a problem with them being Christian, in fact I believe in freedom of religion. But what I can't stand are arrogant little fucks that believe that they are right in the eyes of a god, and it's there job to indoctrinate all others to there ways. -- sorry bit of a rant “in the middle age, dinosaurs never existed, the world was flat, and they where the center of universe, and all that was the work of god but in that age, they were assholes, even if they didn’t notice it, the Christian people today knows everything” – No kidding. Those people were on crack. They burnt people for “flying” and “making deals with the devil.” I mean come on, haven’t u ever read the Crucible. True it was about Puritans, but where did they come from? People back then were intolerant dumb asses. If, AND I STRESS IF, the Christian bible was real, it would have been twisted by agenda, torn apart, and mutilated to the point where it is no longer. People share one fault that will NEVER change, WERE ALWAYS RIGHT. For example, THE FUCKING CRUSADE, HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T AGREE WITH THE CHRISTIAN FAITH? And yet your religion condemns violence. I know a lot of Christians, and i don’t have a problem with them being Christian, in fact I believe in freedom of religion. But what I can’t stand are arrogant little fucks that believe that they are right in the eyes of a god, and it’s there job to indoctrinate all others to there ways. — sorry bit of a rant

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]]> By: Cheldric http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-924219 Cheldric Sat, 13 Feb 2010 21:01:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-924219 Oh my - I guess you didn't know that when Marco Polo traveled to China - he found that the FSM had already blessed the orient with the knowledge of noodlism. Yes - the Chinese have been blessed with noodly goodness for at least 4,000 years! I mean - "RaMen" - hello??! Oh my – I guess you didn’t know that when Marco Polo traveled to China – he found that the FSM had already blessed the orient with the knowledge of noodlism. Yes – the Chinese have been blessed with noodly goodness for at least 4,000 years! I mean – “RaMen” – hello??!

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]]> By: ManHelloMan http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-920401 ManHelloMan Wed, 03 Feb 2010 06:26:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-920401 You do not know the true meaning of Spaghetti; Spaghetti has been here since the dawn of time Spaghetti is not just a food it is a type of matter used to fuse the universe together. You know string theory where everything is made of little strings? Thats true except the strings are really strands of Spaghetti ; so in reality we are all Spaghetti monsters just on a sub-atomic scale. So don't go doubting us. You do not know the true meaning of Spaghetti; Spaghetti has been here since the dawn of time Spaghetti is not just a food it is a type of matter used to fuse the universe together. You know string theory where everything is made of little strings? Thats true except the strings are really strands of Spaghetti ; so in reality we are all Spaghetti monsters just on a sub-atomic scale. So don’t go doubting us.

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]]> By: Bazilisk http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-919083 Bazilisk Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:55:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-919083 in the midle age, dinosaurs never existed, the world was flat, and they where the center of universe, and all that was the work of god but in that age, they were assholes, even if they didnt notice it, the christian people today knows everything in the midle age, dinosaurs never existed, the world was flat, and they where the center of universe, and all that was the work of god

but in that age, they were assholes, even if they didnt notice it, the christian people today knows everything

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]]> By: CrudOMatic http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-917112 CrudOMatic Tue, 26 Jan 2010 08:01:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-917112 Who the hell hyphenates "dumbass"? BLASPHEMY!!!! Who the hell hyphenates “dumbass”? BLASPHEMY!!!!

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]]> By: Chirs http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-915709 Chirs Sat, 23 Jan 2010 07:11:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-915709 I love it when people say things that are both smart and stupid at the same time. I love it when people say things that are both smart and stupid at the same time.

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]]> By: Greg http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-915052 Greg Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:35:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-915052 Yes... the date that spaghetti first found its way onto the world's dinner tables is the problem here. People are just not picking up on the sarcasm like I'd expect a rational person to... Yes… the date that spaghetti first found its way onto the world’s dinner tables is the problem here.

People are just not picking up on the sarcasm like I’d expect a rational person to…

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]]> By: Capt Bart McCool http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-914561 Capt Bart McCool Mon, 18 Jan 2010 01:34:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-914561 Actually, pasta predates Christianity. The ancient Etruscans had pasta made from flour and water in 3rd to 4th century BC. Dumbass. Actually, pasta predates Christianity. The ancient Etruscans had pasta made from flour and water in 3rd to 4th century BC. Dumbass.

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]]> By: Michael http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-913868 Michael Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:33:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-913868 And the world was only created 10,000 years ago! Yet people still believe in the Bible, they should just accept his noodlyness and all will be beautifully noodly again in this meatball of a world. RAmen And the world was only created 10,000 years ago! Yet people still believe in the Bible, they should just accept his noodlyness and all will be beautifully noodly again in this meatball of a world. RAmen

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]]> By: Liam http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-913262 Liam Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:50:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-913262 Spaghetti may not have officially been recognized until the 12th century, but I know that it was around. It's freaking noodles in sauce with balls of meat (no offense to the Saucy One)! I mean, seriously? And besides, why the hell would you even pick up the Gospel of Pastafarianism if you think it's crap? *loooooooooooooooooooooopy* Spaghetti may not have officially been recognized until the 12th century, but I know that it was around. It’s freaking noodles in sauce with balls of meat (no offense to the Saucy One)! I mean, seriously?

And besides, why the hell would you even pick up the Gospel of Pastafarianism if you think it’s crap?

*loooooooooooooooooooooopy*

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]]> By: Mike http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-911940 Mike Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:35:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-911940 It just shows us how clever and powerful his noodliness is.

It just shows us how clever and powerful his noodliness is.

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]]> By: Mahnarch http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-909734 Mahnarch Sun, 27 Dec 2009 23:08:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-909734 Spaghetti wasn't invented until 12th centruy, in Dumb-Ass, Troy? I wasn't aware that our Lord and Saucior came from Turkey.....

Spaghetti wasn’t invented until 12th centruy, in Dumb-Ass, Troy?

I wasn’t aware that our Lord and Saucior came from Turkey…..

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]]> By: ken http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-909733 ken Sun, 27 Dec 2009 23:05:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-909733 That's ok......Christianity wasn't invented until the 2nd century

That’s ok……Christianity wasn’t invented until the 2nd century

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]]> By: lolephant http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-908484 lolephant Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:44:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-908484 Thats just what the establishments want you to believe and at least i know what my god (FSM) looks like

Thats just what the establishments want you to believe and at least i know what my god (FSM) looks like

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]]> By: Hai Robert http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-907992 Hai Robert Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:03:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-907992 Robert, you should really get your facts straight. Even if you went to church just once you'd realize that Satan planted the fossils to test our faith. God bless you.

Robert, you should really get your facts straight. Even if you went to church just once you’d realize that Satan planted the fossils to test our faith.
God bless you.

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]]> By: Robert http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-903540 Robert Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:22:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-903540 Humans were not invented until after the extinction of dinosaurs, and yet you believe that "God" is a human?

Humans were not invented until after the extinction of dinosaurs, and yet you believe that “God” is a human?

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]]> By: Mike Marchetti http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-898645 Mike Marchetti Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:59:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-898645 The recipe for Spaghetti has existed for eternity, but the 12th century was full of misguided heathens and blasphemers, and He therefore felt the need to save us by sending us His Noodly Appendages to be consumed by Italians and, eventually, the world. Yea, we are His Chosen People. The Noodles are a symbol of His Body, and the Sauce, His Blood. May we worship His Noodlyness forever. May His Noodly Image be forever cherished and enjoyed in only the most proper pirate garb. RAmen.

The recipe for Spaghetti has existed for eternity, but the 12th century was full of misguided heathens and blasphemers, and He therefore felt the need to save us by sending us His Noodly Appendages to be consumed by Italians and, eventually, the world. Yea, we are His Chosen People. The Noodles are a symbol of His Body, and the Sauce, His Blood. May we worship His Noodlyness forever. May His Noodly Image be forever cherished and enjoyed in only the most proper pirate garb.

RAmen.

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]]> By: ozdivergt http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-893935 ozdivergt Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:00:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-893935 Oh this thread just cracks me up - but then you see if you're someone who believes that lava equals hell and billowy white clouds in blue skies equals heaven (and there's a big bearded fellow listening to the prayers of the weasle toad) - it's only right that you should be afronted by meatball and tomato sauce, after all what about pesto sauce, cheese and ham sauce - there are many more sauces to choose from you know! PAC-MAN (149) please, don't be so unkind, you mean it's NOT real ............ oh, but what will keep the world in order, what about rules and laws, if they're not written in a book what will I do? How will I know which ones to break? Now you didn't find mention of spaghetti on TOAST did you in "the book" cos you did mention the name MOSES then (or is he playing for the New York Yankees now? or was it Leeds United!) - and there's no actual evidence that MOSES actually existed is there - I mean if you bin the fiction (sorry parable - oh same thing - [fable: a short moral story]). Ho di hum .............. now then, where's the tin opener. Oops sorry - blasphemy ! Oh this thread just cracks me up – but then you see if you’re someone who believes that lava equals hell and billowy white clouds in blue skies equals heaven (and there’s a big bearded fellow listening to the prayers of the weasle toad) – it’s only right that you should be afronted by meatball and tomato sauce, after all what about pesto sauce, cheese and ham sauce – there are many more sauces to choose from you know! PAC-MAN (149) please, don’t be so unkind, you mean it’s NOT real ………… oh, but what will keep the world in order, what about rules and laws, if they’re not written in a book what will I do? How will I know which ones to break? Now you didn’t find mention of spaghetti on TOAST did you in “the book” cos you did mention the name MOSES then (or is he playing for the New York Yankees now? or was it Leeds United!) – and there’s no actual evidence that MOSES actually existed is there – I mean if you bin the fiction (sorry parable – oh same thing – [fable: a short moral story]). Ho di hum ………….. now then, where’s the tin opener. Oops sorry – blasphemy !

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]]> By: Pack-man http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-893188 Pack-man Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:50:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-893188 Why do people keep taking this religion more than just a farce? It is a fictitious religion made to point out that the "separation of church and state" was clearly being ostracized and thrown out. Many of this people are just skimming across the website and not really seeing that NO ONE is actually believing this and the people that do claim devotion are just razing and provoking the people who are spamming the hatemail with indecent postings. And another thing is that this people keep getting angry over nothing. this religion isn't hurting anyone. Also spaghetti was not invented as far as history is concerned it was more of a discovery made by Marco Pollo whilst traveling threw china. And as far as the question of when it was actually invented, there is evidence that its existence predates Moses (who predates Jesus [who predates john smith {LOL}]) cheers - Pack-man Why do people keep taking this religion more than just a farce?
It is a fictitious religion made to point out that the “separation of church and state” was clearly being ostracized and thrown out. Many of this people are just skimming across the website and not really seeing that NO ONE is actually believing this and the people that do claim devotion are just razing and provoking the people who are spamming the hatemail with indecent postings. And another thing is that this people keep getting angry over nothing. this religion isn’t hurting anyone. Also spaghetti was not invented as far as history is concerned it was more of a discovery made by Marco Pollo whilst traveling threw china. And as far as the question of when it was actually invented, there is evidence that its existence predates Moses (who predates Jesus [who predates john smith {LOL}])

cheers – Pack-man

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]]> By: nikki kelleway http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/07/you-are-absolutely-ridiculous/#comment-891120 nikki kelleway Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:20:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2318#comment-891120 plase dont be so offensive to my rfeligeon wots wrong wiv the fsm it is a religeon wether you like it or not do you do this to jews or muslims,i didnt think so,i respect each and every religeon for what they r i dont tell you wots wright and wrong i just share my beliefs. plase dont be so offensive to my rfeligeon wots wrong wiv the fsm it is a religeon wether you like it or not do you do this to jews or muslims,i didnt think so,i respect each and every religeon for what they r i dont tell you wots wright and wrong i just share my beliefs.

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