You are absolutely ridiculous and you are making a fool of this world!!!
Spaghetti wasn’t invented till the 12th century dumb-ass..
-Troy
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Who’s to say that pasta was invented? Perhaps it was simply “rediscovered” like your little stone tablets or whatever they are were “found”.
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The first bomb wasn’t invented until the 13th century but there are some “crazy” people that think the universe began with a big bomb, that was even bigger than any bomb ever made.
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by the same token you should disqualify Jesus as a divine figure because he only came about in the first century. Just like Christianity sees the advent of Christ as the materialization of an entity that has existed in God since the beginning of time, so FSM believers believe that the so-called “invention” of pasta is a temporal manifestation of His eternal pastaness. Also, the existence and circulation of the basic components of earthly pasta (water, flour etc) since antiquity should be seen as a prophetic sign of the advent of pasta-as-His-manifestation. Last but not least, it is against all odds and common sense to believe that someone in the Middle Ages would be able to combine the EXACT amount of the RIGHT ingredients for pasta by mere chance, which is the ultimate evidence that pasta-as-we-know-it must be the result of a culinary design from the FSM.
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His three exclamation points clearly depicts his anger.
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Troy we do not need to fool people because YOU ARE ALREADY A FOOL!
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I enjoy a good satire as much as the next person, so I enjoy the idea of FSM. I really like the graph showing the correlation between the Earth’s temperature and the number of pirates- priceless. However, I don’t think that ascribing to or practicing any religion makes you ridiculous (as this blog would make it seem). God could be a flying spaghetti monster and no one living would ever know this to be true or false. Does the not knowing bother you?
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Christianity was only invented in the 5th century, so big deal.
And Christian priests are making a fool of themselves since that times by raping young boys so …
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Wow. People just do not understand satire. If these same people were to read Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal they would actually take it as a serious proposal. Alas, can we blame these poor souls who have not been blessed by the touch of his Noodly Appendage?
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Leah #106. Believing in a way of life based on iron age myths does indeed make one look ridiculous!
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Ok, we REALLY need a new hate mail. Where are the “fundies” at?? I’m talking a “suthin”, nascar watching, hood wearing, ‘edjewkashun’ hating, talking in tounges wako. That would be a funny hate mail to blog on!!
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why dont u all just back off, just cause u dont believe
i TOTALLY belive in this, its just smart,
all u haters just hate other places cause wat we believe in is true n all u r on drugs
now just get LOST n let us pray in peace
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#108
Wait you mean that was SATIRE‽‽‽
Crap, i already sold my kid to the Irish Elite! No big deal, i was probably going to make him into soup anyway…
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Jan (#107) said: “And Christian priests are making a fool of themselves since that times by raping young boys”. Let’s watch our stereotypes here, Jan. Some of them rape little girls as well. And many others do neither, but cover it up, because we all know the important thing is the BOTTOM LINE.
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For any of you who may doubt the existence for the almighty FSM, please read the following document proof. I was about to make supper last night and unto me the lord said ” make some spaghetti and eat of it”. No one else heard the voice but I KNOW it was from the FSM. We took the body of FSM and said to ourselves “eat of this spaghetti for it is good” . We then opened a nice bottle of red wine and said ” this goes well with pasta”. And it was good, say the lord. A complete listing of all ingredients is available by request.
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you gotta read this if you want to know what is ridiculous or who is making fools of themselves:
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25762072-29677,00.html
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Roman accounts noodles in China around 500 B.C. They must have nicked the receipe and called it spaghetti.
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r u an imboseal, the FSM controlls everything so he decided to enlighten 1 of us to spageti when he thought we’d proved ourself ready.
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At any rate, I really wish that people would use proper grammar or at least check the spelling to some degree… Especially FSM supporters…. Looking sloppy wont give a very good impression of us.
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Who do you think invented it??? Jesus?
Man, these Christians. They’re so funny sometimes. =D
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Has anyone else noticed that the date of the invention/ rediscovery of pasta keep changing in these peoples hate mail?
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Exactly, it just highlights even further (as well as parodies), the ridiculous timescales in the bible among everything else that does not make sense lol.
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Troy, Spaghetti was not “invented” it was “discovered.” Spaghetti has always been with us and man was able to manifest it physically as His great Noodliness allowed. Unlike all other deities who were all “invented.”
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The way of making Spaghetti has existed forever… The FSM made sure of that. But we only discovered it much later on in our advancement. And hey, isn’t that some extra proof of how much of a higher level the FSM is at than us? We had to spend hundereds of years before we even knew about Spaghetti… And discovering the FSM came much after further advancement. As we advance as a race… Our knowledge of this wonderful creature grows. Coincidence? I think not.
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Sure you THINK it was invented in the 12th century…. but it was really He who is testing our faith. He used his noodly appendage to plant that in history.
This is what I believe, you can’t argue with that.
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That’s one of the false proofs the FSM has spreaded through the world to see if people really trust him.
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Well, DUH, obviously spaghetti was created in FSM’s image, it’s so OBVIOUS. omg, lmao, and do you realize that when you eat spaghetti you are worshiping? (um, eating of his flesh and drinking of his blood or whatever thtat crap was, lmao)
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You dont understand.. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was there removing evidence with His Noodly Appendage.
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You may have seen my comment about the religion being a state of mind. Calm down. It’s not as serious as you’re making it. ‘God’ wasn’t invented until, like, the 9th century, dumbass. Actually I have no idea, and don’t care. I WAS TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES!!
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i like think that everyone is taking this the wrong way
just because WE didnt torture a nice guy who was trying to help the world, and just because Church of the flying spagetti monster (his most spagettiness,amen) didnt brutilly kill millions of people because they werent christians, doesnt mean that we shouldnt be a religion.
and if u dont agree with this then ur racist lol
how du u like that u racist basterd?
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Only the unfaithful believe in Young Spaghetti Theory, the rest of us know that Spaghetti predates everything. As an anology for this self evident fact think about the myth of jesus who wasn’t born till 2000 years ago and yet in your misguided minds has always existed.
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That’s just what the anti-pasta would LIKE you to think. Ah heard he planted sausage seeds to make us think it was a natural phenomenon too.
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I am disappointed that neither Troy nor darkTangent have returned with some more insightful comments – or evidence to support their claims. We need more fuel here!
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How do you know that when He created the world he waited untill the year 1145 to create a delcious food in His own image? dumbass
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It seems strange to think that just because something wasn’t “Invented”, it didn’t exist. Perhaps spaghetti was discovered then but had been hidden for years! And if you don’t like the religon then don’t look at it’s website!
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This may be true that pasta wasn’t “invented” until the 12th century A.D. but your god, Jesus, wasn’t invented until the first century A.D. And who is to say that pasta was invented. If the true history was recorded everyone would know that the 12th century A.D. is when HE first revealed HIMSELF to us because we needed HIS saving, through the form of pasta
-Fr. Tre (a high priest in the church of the FSM)
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You douchebag, pasta wasnt INVENTED in the 12th century oh no. There is evidence the Chinese made pasta as early as 3000 B.C, which was just another way of worshipping Him. So put that in your logic and……. logify it……………… FSM!
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Sushi wasn’t “invented” right away, but live fish still existed, did they not?
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pasta wasnt invented till the 12th century…………thats what his holyness wants you to think, ramen my brothers.
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Erm…humans didn’t come around until trillions of years after the earth was created, I believe.
By your logic, God is either a single-celled amoeba, a nebula, or possibly a jellyfish.
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Correction. Billions of years.
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Yes, Pastafarianism IS making fools of the world. By showing them how ridiculous their beliefs are. If you feel foolish maybe it’s time to reassess your world view, Troy.
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If you unscrew your belly button your ass will fall off.
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your religion contradicts its self wanker, and your all canibals.
whats with drinking wine to symbolise jesusses blood and a piece of bread to symbolise his flesh?
would you drink his real blood if it wasnt all drained on the cross?
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“You are absolutely ridiculous and you are making a fool of this world!!!
Spaghetti wasn’t invented till the 12th century dumb-ass..
-Troy”
Dear Troy,
I understand your confusion about the 12th Century origins of pasta and I would like to offer some assistance…
The 12th Century wasn’t invented until the 15th Century. Now do you get it? His Noodliness invented all of it about 500 years ago. The whole enlightened Jesus Guy thing, the Christians’ counting of time based on Jesus’ birth, the Eastern folks counting of time based on a different event, all of it.
The FSM is really quite clever and has a marvelous sense of irony, what with creating all the controversy we use to get ourselves wrapped around the axle over. (I know, poor sentence structure, but it gets the point across, so leave me alone)
ray
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I love to see the light, forgivenss and the love that flows from theses ‘Christians’. If your Jesus came down he would plow you all under. Get a sense of humour and leave my brother Pastafarians alone………. sheesh, get a life.
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Spaghetti is type of noodle, and noodle is invented in china, so Marco stole the idea of noodle making and spread it in Europe.
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“Spaghetti wasn’t invented till the 12th century dumb-ass..”
And Jesus wasn’t invented until the 2′nd. What of it?
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plase dont be so offensive to my rfeligeon wots wrong wiv the fsm it is a religeon wether you like it or not do you do this to jews or muslims,i didnt think so,i respect each and every religeon for what they r i dont tell you wots wright and wrong i just share my beliefs.
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Why do people keep taking this religion more than just a farce?
It is a fictitious religion made to point out that the “separation of church and state” was clearly being ostracized and thrown out. Many of this people are just skimming across the website and not really seeing that NO ONE is actually believing this and the people that do claim devotion are just razing and provoking the people who are spamming the hatemail with indecent postings. And another thing is that this people keep getting angry over nothing. this religion isn’t hurting anyone. Also spaghetti was not invented as far as history is concerned it was more of a discovery made by Marco Pollo whilst traveling threw china. And as far as the question of when it was actually invented, there is evidence that its existence predates Moses (who predates Jesus [who predates john smith {LOL}])
cheers – Pack-man
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Oh this thread just cracks me up – but then you see if you’re someone who believes that lava equals hell and billowy white clouds in blue skies equals heaven (and there’s a big bearded fellow listening to the prayers of the weasle toad) – it’s only right that you should be afronted by meatball and tomato sauce, after all what about pesto sauce, cheese and ham sauce – there are many more sauces to choose from you know! PAC-MAN (149) please, don’t be so unkind, you mean it’s NOT real ………… oh, but what will keep the world in order, what about rules and laws, if they’re not written in a book what will I do? How will I know which ones to break? Now you didn’t find mention of spaghetti on TOAST did you in “the book” cos you did mention the name MOSES then (or is he playing for the New York Yankees now? or was it Leeds United!) – and there’s no actual evidence that MOSES actually existed is there – I mean if you bin the fiction (sorry parable – oh same thing – [fable: a short moral story]). Ho di hum ………….. now then, where’s the tin opener. Oops sorry – blasphemy !
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