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You are absolutely ridiculous and you are making a fool of this world!!!
Spaghetti wasn’t invented till the 12th century dumb-ass..
-Troy
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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The recipe for Spaghetti has existed for eternity, but the 12th century was full of misguided heathens and blasphemers, and He therefore felt the need to save us by sending us His Noodly Appendages to be consumed by Italians and, eventually, the world. Yea, we are His Chosen People. The Noodles are a symbol of His Body, and the Sauce, His Blood. May we worship His Noodlyness forever. May His Noodly Image be forever cherished and enjoyed in only the most proper pirate garb.
RAmen.
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Humans were not invented until after the extinction of dinosaurs, and yet you believe that “God” is a human?
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Thats just what the establishments want you to believe and at least i know what my god (FSM) looks like
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That’s ok……Christianity wasn’t invented until the 2nd century
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Spaghetti wasn’t invented until 12th centruy, in Dumb-Ass, Troy?
I wasn’t aware that our Lord and Saucior came from Turkey…..
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It just shows us how clever and powerful his noodliness is.
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Spaghetti may not have officially been recognized until the 12th century, but I know that it was around. It’s freaking noodles in sauce with balls of meat (no offense to the Saucy One)! I mean, seriously?
And besides, why the hell would you even pick up the Gospel of Pastafarianism if you think it’s crap?
*loooooooooooooooooooooopy*
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And the world was only created 10,000 years ago! Yet people still believe in the Bible, they should just accept his noodlyness and all will be beautifully noodly again in this meatball of a world. RAmen
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Actually, pasta predates Christianity. The ancient Etruscans had pasta made from flour and water in 3rd to 4th century BC. Dumbass.
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Yes… the date that spaghetti first found its way onto the world’s dinner tables is the problem here.
People are just not picking up on the sarcasm like I’d expect a rational person to…
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I love it when people say things that are both smart and stupid at the same time.
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Who the hell hyphenates “dumbass”? BLASPHEMY!!!!
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in the midle age, dinosaurs never existed, the world was flat, and they where the center of universe, and all that was the work of god
but in that age, they were assholes, even if they didnt notice it, the christian people today knows everything
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You do not know the true meaning of Spaghetti; Spaghetti has been here since the dawn of time Spaghetti is not just a food it is a type of matter used to fuse the universe together. You know string theory where everything is made of little strings? Thats true except the strings are really strands of Spaghetti ; so in reality we are all Spaghetti monsters just on a sub-atomic scale. So don’t go doubting us.
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Oh my – I guess you didn’t know that when Marco Polo traveled to China – he found that the FSM had already blessed the orient with the knowledge of noodlism. Yes – the Chinese have been blessed with noodly goodness for at least 4,000 years! I mean – “RaMen” – hello??!
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“in the middle age, dinosaurs never existed, the world was flat, and they where the center of universe, and all that was the work of god but in that age, they were assholes, even if they didn’t notice it, the Christian people today knows everything” – No kidding. Those people were on crack. They burnt people for “flying” and “making deals with the devil.” I mean come on, haven’t u ever read the Crucible. True it was about Puritans, but where did they come from? People back then were intolerant dumb asses. If, AND I STRESS IF, the Christian bible was real, it would have been twisted by agenda, torn apart, and mutilated to the point where it is no longer. People share one fault that will NEVER change, WERE ALWAYS RIGHT. For example, THE FUCKING CRUSADE, HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T AGREE WITH THE CHRISTIAN FAITH? And yet your religion condemns violence. I know a lot of Christians, and i don’t have a problem with them being Christian, in fact I believe in freedom of religion. But what I can’t stand are arrogant little fucks that believe that they are right in the eyes of a god, and it’s there job to indoctrinate all others to there ways. — sorry bit of a rant
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