Comments on: ok. it’s a deal http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: FSMFTW http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-883258 FSMFTW Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:42:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-883258 Of course. If you do not get to heaven, come back and we shall give you a refund. Of course. If you do not get to heaven, come back and we shall give you a refund.

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]]> By: St. John the Obvioust http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-863391 St. John the Obvioust Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:47:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-863391 Regardless of whether the line is for beer or refunds, FSM's is currently MUCH shorter than at competing religions. So act now if you prefer shorter waits and smaller groups in your imaginary afterlife. No purchase required. Box, Geiger counter, flask and poison available separately. Regardless of whether the line is for beer or refunds, FSM’s is currently MUCH shorter than at competing religions. So act now if you prefer shorter waits and smaller groups in your imaginary afterlife.

No purchase required. Box, Geiger counter, flask and poison available separately.

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]]> By: James D the king of pirates http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-862120 James D the king of pirates Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:21:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-862120 Actually if you read the fine print we said that your old god will probably take you back, so dont blame us. Actually if you read the fine print we said that your old god will probably take you back, so dont blame us.

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]]> By: Ham Nox http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-861602 Ham Nox Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:22:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-861602 We share the same qualms, my dear. My precautionary solution is to send of the membership fee to the Church of the Subgenius. (They have a triple-your-money back guarantee, and are known to distribute pamphlets at hell's gates depicting how to enjoy hell for five cents an eternity, which is precisely how much money you'll have left after buying the pamphlet with your refund!) The almighty FSM is secure enough in his own existence to stand a bit of rational dubiousness in his followers, unlike some other non-pasta deities. We share the same qualms, my dear. My precautionary solution is to send of the membership fee to the Church of the Subgenius. (They have a triple-your-money back guarantee, and are known to distribute pamphlets at hell’s gates depicting how to enjoy hell for five cents an eternity, which is precisely how much money you’ll have left after buying the pamphlet with your refund!) The almighty FSM is secure enough in his own existence to stand a bit of rational dubiousness in his followers, unlike some other non-pasta deities.

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]]> By: yesyes http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-861354 yesyes Sun, 02 Aug 2009 20:22:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-861354 Ramen ! Ramen !

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]]> By: ATSAP REVOL http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-861166 ATSAP REVOL Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:51:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-861166 Dear Pieter, - Of course your money will be cheerfully refunded...just like all the tithes to the LDS Church, the Catholic church, the 7th-Day-Adventists, Peter Popoff and all of the other religious ripoffs will return your money if you don't get to Heaven. - But I'll even give you a bonus. If we meet in the afterlife at some destination that doesn't have a beer volcano and a stripper factory, I'll write you a personal check for $10K (on asbestos if necessary). - Have faith, dear friend, in the Saucy Salvation (or Salivation?) offered by our Spaghetti Savior. - ATSAP REVOL, The Devout (Yet Humble) Disciple of His Holy Magnificence Dear Pieter,
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Of course your money will be cheerfully refunded…just like all the tithes to the LDS Church, the Catholic church, the 7th-Day-Adventists, Peter Popoff and all of the other religious ripoffs will return your money if you don’t get to Heaven.
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But I’ll even give you a bonus. If we meet in the afterlife at some destination that doesn’t have a beer volcano and a stripper factory, I’ll write you a personal check for $10K (on asbestos if necessary).
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Have faith, dear friend, in the Saucy Salvation (or Salivation?) offered by our Spaghetti Savior.
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ATSAP REVOL, The Devout (Yet Humble) Disciple of His Holy Magnificence

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]]> By: Vicki http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-861164 Vicki Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:40:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-861164 You remind me of the followers of the Church of the SubGenious. Rest assured, His Noodlyness has touched Bob as well. I hope to see you in FSM Heaven some day. I will be by the beer volcano. RAmen, Vicki You remind me of the followers of the Church of the SubGenious. Rest assured, His Noodlyness has touched Bob as well. I hope to see you in FSM Heaven some day. I will be by the beer volcano.

RAmen,
Vicki

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]]> By: BaronVonPasta http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-861075 BaronVonPasta Sat, 01 Aug 2009 21:21:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-861075 DEAL! Is a post dated check satisfactory? DEAL! Is a post dated check satisfactory?

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]]> By: ARSAP REVOL http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-861063 ARSAP REVOL Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:43:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-861063 Dear Pieter, - Of course, if you don't get into Pastafarian Heaven, your money will be cheerfully refunded; just like the zillions of dollars in tithes given to the Mormons, Catholics, 7th-Day-Adventists, Peter Popoff, and other religious con games. - As a bonus, look me up after you croak, and I will give you $10K from my private account if we aren't in Pastafarian Heaven. - See you on the other side! - ATSAP REVOL, The Great (Yet Humble) Pasta King Dear Pieter,
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Of course, if you don’t get into Pastafarian Heaven, your money will be cheerfully refunded; just like the zillions of dollars in tithes given to the Mormons, Catholics, 7th-Day-Adventists, Peter Popoff, and other religious con games.
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As a bonus, look me up after you croak, and I will give you $10K from my private account if we aren’t in Pastafarian Heaven.
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See you on the other side!
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ATSAP REVOL, The Great (Yet Humble) Pasta King

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]]> By: Long John Silver http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-861024 Long John Silver Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:15:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-861024 Ok, If you don't get to heaven, then come back for a full refund. - LJS. Ok, If you don’t get to heaven, then come back for a full refund.
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LJS.

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]]> By: Fett101 http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-860995 Fett101 Sat, 01 Aug 2009 18:00:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-860995 That should certainly be a tenant of the FSM. Full refund after death if not completely satisfied! Plus a free Sunggie, just to show we care! That should certainly be a tenant of the FSM. Full refund after death if not completely satisfied! Plus a free Sunggie, just to show we care!

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]]> By: hotclaws http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-860994 hotclaws Sat, 01 Aug 2009 17:29:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-860994 I certainly will may the Sauce be with you. I certainly will
may the Sauce be with you.

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]]> By: Darwinfish http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-860988 Darwinfish Sat, 01 Aug 2009 17:10:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-860988 Of course you get a full refund. You never have to pay us anything anyway. Besides, nobody goes to pastafariain hell, except maybe real wankers like hitler. Stale beer and strippers with VD are more punishment than most deserve. Of course you get a full refund. You never have to pay us anything anyway.

Besides, nobody goes to pastafariain hell, except maybe real wankers like hitler. Stale beer and strippers with VD are more punishment than most deserve.

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]]> By: Reggie Dixon http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-860976 Reggie Dixon Sat, 01 Aug 2009 15:50:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-860976 That's fair enough Pieter but Bobby will probably want to see all those sales receipts for the pasta. That’s fair enough Pieter but Bobby will probably want to see all those sales receipts for the pasta.

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]]> By: CaptainMalibuNiki http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-860943 CaptainMalibuNiki Sat, 01 Aug 2009 13:02:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-860943 Sounds fair to me! Sounds fair to me!

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]]> By: Jbo http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-860938 Jbo Sat, 01 Aug 2009 11:48:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-860938 Ok, but if you promise to ask for a full refund from whatever church you regularly go to on the conditions that you do not get in to heaven. Ok, but if you promise to ask for a full refund from whatever church you regularly go to on the conditions that you do not get in to heaven.

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]]> By: Madden http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-860936 Madden Sat, 01 Aug 2009 11:41:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-860936 I like that setup... I like that setup…

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]]> By: RedDutchPastaWench http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-860914 RedDutchPastaWench Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:52:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-860914 *snort* Deal :) *snort*

Deal :)

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]]> By: tris http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/ok-its-a-deal/#comment-860913 tris Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:49:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2415#comment-860913 Which heaven do you mean? the FSM heaven, or the boring Catholic-christian one? If you want I guess we could put you on the gate to vet new entries, after all your name is (almost) Peter... BTW if (by some unlikely misfortune, such as being a fascist dictator, serial killer or paedophile) you DON'T get to ANY kind of heaven, will you really want a refund? Money burns up pretty quick in the other place, or so I'm told! Refunds will be the least of your worries.... You could give the money anyway, as a sort of insurance policy, it might even compensate for a bit of mild dictatorialism, serial killing or non-practicing paedophilia! Which heaven do you mean? the FSM heaven, or the boring Catholic-christian one?
If you want I guess we could put you on the gate to vet new entries, after all your name is (almost) Peter…
BTW if (by some unlikely misfortune, such as being a fascist dictator, serial killer or paedophile) you DON’T get to ANY kind of heaven, will you really want a refund? Money burns up pretty quick in the other place, or so I’m told! Refunds will be the least of your worries…. You could give the money anyway, as a sort of insurance policy, it might even compensate for a bit of mild dictatorialism, serial killing or non-practicing paedophilia!

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