Comments on: Anza Borrego sighting http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/anza-borrego-sighting/ Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:27:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Brian Grover http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/anza-borrego-sighting/#comment-900788 Brian Grover Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:55:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2390#comment-900788 It hasta be pasta!!! It hasta be pasta!!!

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]]> By: Jeff http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/anza-borrego-sighting/#comment-864124 Jeff Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:55:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2390#comment-864124 I have one problem with the OP. Couldn't His Noodliness have kicked off evolution? Why is Our Noodly Creator seen as mutually exclusive to evolution? I have one problem with the OP. Couldn’t His Noodliness have kicked off evolution? Why is Our Noodly Creator seen as mutually exclusive to evolution?

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]]> By: Nangleator http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/anza-borrego-sighting/#comment-862478 Nangleator Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:34:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2390#comment-862478 Wow, I was hoping no one would point out the striking resemblance to the mother of Christ. Unfortunately, it is particularly clear in this image that no only is she not virginal, but her appearance would make Madonna, Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton look remarkably chaste, in comparison. Wow, I was hoping no one would point out the striking resemblance to the mother of Christ. Unfortunately, it is particularly clear in this image that no only is she not virginal, but her appearance would make Madonna, Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton look remarkably chaste, in comparison.

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]]> By: TheGavin http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/anza-borrego-sighting/#comment-862261 TheGavin Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:28:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2390#comment-862261 Ah, most assuredly this man is misled by Satan or other demonic forces. He IS a scientist, after all :D Ah, most assuredly this man is misled by Satan or other demonic forces. He IS a scientist, after all :D

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]]> By: ATSAP REVOL http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/anza-borrego-sighting/#comment-861372 ATSAP REVOL Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:00:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2390#comment-861372 Dear Dr. Mike, - I think you had been smoking too much Anza Borrego when you saw this vision. The image is clearly not the FSM, but rather the Virgin Mary holding Baby Jesus aloft for worship by the Magi in Bethlehem. How could you have been so unobservant? - Did you experience any healing of, for example, athletes foot or a malignant hangnail while in the presence of this Miraculous Image? - The Catholic Church will want to establish this Holy Place as an official shrine. You should immediately send a map showing the location of the rocks to ThePope@TheVatican.con. - Were you tempted by Satan while fasting in the Anza Borrego wilderness for 40 days? If so, this fits a familiar pattern. Although you probably were misled by Satan about the subject of the vision, I trust that your faith in the value of empirical observations and logical thought in science was renewed by your pilgrimage. Keep the faith, Brother Biologist. - RAmen Dr. ATSAP REVOL, Pastafarian Professor of Systematic Snarkiness Dear Dr. Mike,
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I think you had been smoking too much Anza Borrego when you saw this vision. The image is clearly not the FSM, but rather the Virgin Mary holding Baby Jesus aloft for worship by the Magi in Bethlehem. How could you have been so unobservant?
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Did you experience any healing of, for example, athletes foot or a malignant hangnail while in the presence of this Miraculous Image?
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The Catholic Church will want to establish this Holy Place as an official shrine. You should immediately send a map showing the location of the rocks to ThePope@TheVatican.con.
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Were you tempted by Satan while fasting in the Anza Borrego wilderness for 40 days? If so, this fits a familiar pattern. Although you probably were misled by Satan about the subject of the vision, I trust that your faith in the value of empirical observations and logical thought in science was renewed by your pilgrimage. Keep the faith, Brother Biologist.
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RAmen
Dr. ATSAP REVOL, Pastafarian Professor of Systematic Snarkiness

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]]> By: Doctor of Pastdivinity http://www.venganza.org/2009/08/01/anza-borrego-sighting/#comment-861238 Doctor of Pastdivinity Sun, 02 Aug 2009 14:24:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2390#comment-861238 Obviously, we have here a reflection of Our Noodly Creator in the moment He created Anza Borrego. I say that because in some Anti-Pastafarian forums on the Internet some people are telling that the image is a "fossil of FSM". When I have read this monstruosity I have been as shocked as Epimenides in Creta when he was shown the Tomb of Zeus. Obviously, we have here a reflection of Our Noodly Creator in the moment He created Anza Borrego. I say that because in some Anti-Pastafarian forums on the Internet some people are telling that the image is a “fossil of FSM”. When I have read this monstruosity I have been as shocked as Epimenides in Creta when he was shown the Tomb of Zeus.

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