Archive for August, 2009

Kiva team FSM – $100k

We made it! We passed $100k a few days ago and still counting. Join us.
What now? Should we start seriously working towards the pirate ship?

Glacier Park sighting

Spotted on the Trail of the Cedars, Glacier National Park, Montana by Pastafarian Denise

Alien Rattle or FSM?

While scouting for toys for my 8-month-old daughter, I noticed something. Something awesome. Something… divine? See the picture.
I take this as evidence that His Great Lordship wants us to procreate, bearing bazillions of children who will learn of Him and worship Him…and to show that he has a nurturing side (Ave Marinara). (Plus, this attaches [...]

FSM checkbook

I was recently ordering new checks (who uses checks anymore?) when I noticed that my bank and most check places only had christian-related or lame spiritually-related checks available for order. This annoyed me and after some contemplation I had a eureka moment, though I’m inclined to think that I was nudged into this by his [...]

Mars evidence

While perusing images from NASA’s Astronomy picture of the day site I found photographic evidence of his noodley goodness on Mars. Here is the original link – just ignore what the saps at NASA claim it is!
-Tom

reddit – Ask Me Anything

I have an Ask Me Anthing post up on reddit: link
Fire away.

Ancient Egypt evidence

Pastafarian Daniel discovered this 5000 year old drawing of our Lord.

splat

I was at work, contemplating on which deity to give my faith (since I have to believe in something, right). Being an atheist was boring. Wouldn’t ya know it, the sky-god lovers were right about something. Anyway, I was looking for a sign, and POOF (splat), there was his noodley goodness, manifest in the palm [...]

Canada lake sighting

Our hearts were touched by his noodley appendage at Balsam Lake, Ontario.
RAmen,
Stefanie and Ryan

kiva update 8/18

Team FSM has raised nearly $95k. That’s amazing.
Predictions on when we’ll hit $100k?

Pirate Fish (and chips) sighting

I was blessed by His Noodly Appendage at the fish and chips shop just down the road from my street, consisting of repeated appearances of the divine Pirate Fish symbol all over the place!
I was so excited to find some local pastafarian displays that I couldn’t help but go down there with my sister and [...]

Black velvet art

I am a black velvet artist and I recently painted the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I’m pretty sure that another loyal Pastafarian has done this in the past, so I stylized the great FSM to mimic the old Game and Watch LCD game, OCTOPUS.
It is set in the Pastafarian heaven, with a stripper factory and pirate [...]

Pilgrimage to the homeland

Here is a picture of our recent pilgrimage to the homeland. We rustled up a pirate captain and chartered a ship on which to sail the Caribbean Sea. Our vessel flew His colors aft, and we enjoyed several days of grog and merriment as we shared our bounty of candy with the children [...]

Kiva update 8/12

Team FSM on Kiva is up to 707 members and $88,100 in loans. We are getting near our $100k goal.
What should we do when we hit $100k?

iTunes visualization

While watching my itunes visualiser, I noticed His Noodliness continually forming and re-forming. Perhaps it had something to do with what I was listening to…
Regards,
Abasi – Heirophant of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Japan sighting

You’ll be pleased to know that His Noodliness is about to make huge inroads in Japan. I recently attended a summer fireworks festival with about 700,000 other people. Imagine my surprise when The Flying Spaghetti Monster saw fit to bless us all with an appearance! I can only imagine that after witnessing such a revelation, [...]

you are absolutely ridiculous

You are absolutely ridiculous and you are making a fool of this world!!!
Spaghetti wasn’t invented till the 12th century dumb-ass..
-Troy

Sock Summit wood carving

Tracy
The kate is done and ready for the Sock Summit fiber festival in Portland, Oregon next Thurs-Sun.
Everyone who’s seen it loves it! I drew my own artwork and if I make another, there are changes I’d make, but on the whole I think it came out well. Feel free to post, [...]

FSM Prayer

Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.
The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.
RAmen.
Bruce and Susan
Genius.

hi i have a few questions about your religion

are you retarded? what drugs does your church of bullshit use? were you physically abused as a child, because honestly you are a fucking retarded piece for even remotely thinking your big pile of spaghetti created this earth. you all are fucking morons. i hope you all die because your religion is a waste of [...]

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