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Spotted on the Trail of the Cedars, Glacier National Park, Montana by Pastafarian Denise
While scouting for toys for my 8-month-old daughter, I noticed something. Something awesome. Something… divine? See the picture.
I take this as evidence that His Great Lordship wants us to procreate, bearing bazillions of children who will learn of Him and worship Him…and to show that he has a nurturing side (Ave Marinara). (Plus, this attaches to a car seat! A sure sign he wants the children to be traveled, well-learned, and stimulated.)
-Kelly
I was recently ordering new checks (who uses checks anymore?) when I noticed that my bank and most check places only had christian-related or lame spiritually-related checks available for order. This annoyed me and after some contemplation I had a eureka moment, though I’m inclined to think that I was nudged into this by his noodly appendage from above! So I grabbed an image from the most holiest of sites on his noodly web and went to the nearest custom checks facility on the web, i.e. the first one that came up in Google. The result is this marvelous creation which I’ve included for your enjoyment!
-Bradley
While perusing images from NASA’s Astronomy picture of the day site I found photographic evidence of his noodley goodness on Mars. Here is the original link – just ignore what the saps at NASA claim it is!
-Tom
Pastafarian Daniel discovered this 5000 year old drawing of our Lord.
I was at work, contemplating on which deity to give my faith (since I have to believe in something, right). Being an atheist was boring. Wouldn’t ya know it, the sky-god lovers were right about something. Anyway, I was looking for a sign, and POOF (splat), there was his noodley goodness, manifest in the palm of my hand. Thank you, our loving dish, for touching me in such noodley loving fashion. I’ll no longer walk around lost in the sauce.
RAmen, Phyve
Our hearts were touched by his noodley appendage at Balsam Lake, Ontario.
RAmen,
Stefanie and Ryan
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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