I have read about it for quite some time, but I never took Pastafarism too seriously – that is, until yesterday.
While marching on the LGBT pride parade, I noticed a strange figure within the multitude. I couldn’t quite figure out what it was, but then my boyfriend noticed it must have been His Noodliness. Indeed it was! His Noodliness had manifested himself to us, to make it perfectly clear that He supports gay people.
Both me and my boyfriend have been touched by His Noodly appendage, and have converted to Pastafarism!
RAmen,
-Pastafarian Fibonacci Prower
I really want to see some bashing @1. A lot of opportunities to do so that can not be missed (ok, I know I am missing them).
RAmen
Just to add up. I did not know that the FSM had carnival clothes. Nice to see that he can also be seen in party mode.
Ha, I say, Ha! A troll who dares besmirch Our Noodly Master, then doesn’t even bother to spell ‘anonymous’ correctly. Why is it bible-thumpers can’t master simple concepts like sentence structure and basic grammar? I’m pretty sure the Bible has words in it, and those words are likely spelled correctly…
…hey…
…wait…
…that makes sense… what if the Bible is spelled INCORRECTLY? What if it’s all full of “N gOd nO 2 lIk tEh gEz.” I mean, I thought I read the bible, but what if my version was one of the ‘heathen’ ones, where someone cleaned up the spelling?
Poor “Annonymuss..gotit?”, He’s really gonna regret all that bigotry when he passes over to meet his Maker and discovers that Jesus is a Gay Black Man.
Did I offend you? If I did, you should ask yourself “Why?” If you Christians were more like your Christ and less like that crabby old Jehovah, then you’d be much better company. Go now, study your Beatitudes and learn how to love your neighbor.
Fibonacci & Matey too, Welcome Aboard! Our Heaven is plenty big enough, His Noodlyness is no bigot.
May the Sauce be with Ye!
Anon, piss off.
I don’t usually swear here, or directly flame anybody, but you’re an example of all that is wrong with this world.
Piss off.
@Annonymuss..gotit?[sic]
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I’m going to coin a new term for people like you: “BIBLE BIGOT.” I’m not gay, but I am tired of you self-righteous assholes proclaiming that everyone outside of their specific branch of Christianity will go to Hell. If there was a Heaven populated by people like you, I would not want to go there. I’ve had enough of your pious shit here on earth.
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ATSAP REVOL
Garrick: You’re welcome next year to our pride parade… in Bogotá, Colombia. And who knows, His Noodliness might grace us His presence upon us once again!
Annonymuss: Well, I’m honoured that you spelt Homosexuals with a capital H, even if your god hates them. But I don’t see how does that apply to me, since I’m bisexual – and for that matter, so is my boyfriend. As for your question, I think you should side with the One True Creator™ in all his holiness *and* noodliness, that is, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And since He made himself manifest to me, I think it’s perfectly clear he DOES support my kind.
I meant, He might grace us with His presence. Sorry!