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graduation insert

Published July 9th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Every year my town publishes an insert in the local newspaper, with a little article for each of the graduating seniors. Being the fervent Pastafarian that I am, I decided to take this as an opportunity to promote our Holy Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I’m sending you a picture of the page it was included on, and then a close-up of just my article, with the FSM reference highlighted. Hope you like it! ;-)

~Amanda

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Canada Day sighting

Published July 7th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Spotted this suspiciously FSM-like conflagration in the sky on Canada Day.

- Pastafarian Kev

your movement is pointless

Published July 7th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Do you really think you’ll get your point across by creating a fake religion?

The reason why Mythology is taught in schools is to enrich our knowledge of cultures that existed way before your ancestors were born. There’s a similar reason as to why religion is taught, those who don’t believe in it, can just go along and learn the views that people had hundreds of years ago, again it enriches them by showing them why others believe.

I find that the church of The FSM is a big joke, no it wasn’t found such a long time ago, you dweebs, I can’t believe there were people who actually considered believing that. Did you, for one second, think that MAYBE just MAYBE your insulting a large group of people out there, that they will be deeply hurt because of your sick ingorance towards basic facts.

And what’s up with the website? Dude, do you not have a life? Shouldn’t you be studying if you’re in college, at least.

I”m not going to say that you’re in my prayers and that crap, because you aren’t, and all those people who said you were in their prayers lied to you, because they probably forgot all about it when they navigated from the page, that’s the type of impact you’re making on the world.

Well, what can I say, it IS your time to waste. Have fun, if it makes you happy.

~ Stela~

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FSM toy found

Published July 6th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I was in a toy store, and happened upon this small toy for 50 cents. I felt so enlightened when I saw it I just had to purchase it as well as share it with the fellow Pastafarians! It seems as though something is being done to teach even the youth about his noodlyness.

RAmen
-Pastafarian L.

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Fireworks sightings 2009

Published July 5th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Photographed by sdowen.

Photographed by Nicole “The cool heathen chick.”

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Happy 4th of July

Published July 4th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

First photo captured by Pastafarian Zach, second by Pastafarian John.

Please send me pictures of sightings, I’ll post them here.

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atheist game show

Published July 4th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

A Turkish television show is offering contestants what it claims is the “biggest prize ever” — the chance for atheists to convert to one of the world’s major religions.

The show, called “Tovbekarlar Yarisiyor,” or “Penitents Compete,” features a Muslim imam, a Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi and a Buddhist monk attempting to persuade 10 atheists of the merits of their religion, according to CNN Turk.

read more at CNN

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possible sighting

Published July 3rd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I don’t know anything about this picture… anyone know?

I am a practicing Roman Catholic

Published July 3rd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I am a practicing Roman Catholic. And I am also 13 years old. I was on Yahoo Answers and found a question about “The Flying Spaghetti Monster” So, I clicked on it. I probably shouldn’t have but when the link finished loading, I almost cried. Its hard enough for me to have faith in God already, I’m the type of person who needs to have things proven to them, but I just found your site… Disgusting for lack of a better word. I also heard that you made this site because you wanted to get back at the Kansas School Committee or something. I am hoping and praying that this is a true fact, and that you really don’t believe in this. I know this is wrong of me to say. People should believe in whatever they want, but really, looking at some of the articles that you have written, It seems that your site is more of an “In your face” thing to the Christians saying “Haha, we can make a religion just as easy as you guys can, see how stupid it is now?” For example ‘Your just jealous that our god has bigger balls then yours’? Excuse me for my language, but thats just crap, again, for lack of kinder terminology.
Even so, if you made this as a joke, or something to pass the time, that doesnt mean everyone else sees it that way. I mean, come on, you have a majority of collage students believing in this, and hopefully they’ll see how stupid (excuse me for saying that, im just trying to tell you my opinion without criticizing you further then everyone else already has) this all was, and that they may want to rethink their ways, that maybe you’ve gone a little too far?
I relize this all probably sounds silly from a 13 year old, but please take this into consideration…. If this whole thing is not a joke, im sorry, but if it was bobby… Thats kind of sad.

-erin

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Almost died

Published July 1st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

We were visiting a waterfall and a flash flood came out of nowhere.

Here is the story with pictures.

Update 7/2 – does not sound good – this headline was on the Bohol radio station website:

*SHORT PANTS OF THE MISSING PERSON WHO DROWNED AT MAG ASO FALLS WAS FOUND YESTERDAY AFTERNOON AS RESCUE OPERATIONS CONTINUE

Update 7/4 – we heard that the bodies of both guys were found downstream. Still have not seen anything in the news about this, I am wondering why.

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