Ok people really?

Published July 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Ok people really? im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives this but this is bullshit. Whoever created this sight is obviosly a smart man and an even better buissness man but this is fucking retarded.
1.Spaggetti was created in the 9th century. PEOPLE created spaggetti in ITALY. So how is Spaggetti creating shit that created it? Everyone who beleives this i am sincerely sorry you beleive this shit and i hope you do whatever makes you happy and one day you will find the one true lord god.
AMEN

-Eli



237 Responses to “Ok people really?”

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  1. KMill says:

    The one true LORD GOD!!!

    From Uncyclopedia –

    “Just remember that thou shalt have but ONE God, but that I have imaginary friends.”

  2. Olax says:

    @25 – Referencegirl
    Two tiny points I am very sorry to observe in your otherwise pretty cool story.
    The ancient Greeks were there (probably to make pasta) from about 1150 B.C. until 323 B.C.
    As you say, “The Chinese were making a noodle-like food as early as 3000 B.C.”, how is the first spaghetti ever possibly made in the forges of the gods, deep down below Mount Aetna? Those forges were invented at least 1500 years later than the first spaghetti-like substance.
    And, as we all know Mt. Etna to be in Italy, weren’t you referring to the Roman deity Vulcan? (You know, the guy the Greeks called Hephaistos?) That would be yet another few hundred years later in the history as we think we know it (devinely misguided by our Great Noodliness).

    Then again, I like the idea of Hephaistos creating an plutonic pasta-making device, so the gods of old would have something really enjoyable up there on Mt. Olympos. Sometimes, nectar and ambrosia just aren’t enough. I think it is wonderful that our holy Spagheticity even shares his joy and pasta with non-existing gods. Brilliant. His balls must be made out of pure love for humankind.

  3. Joe says:

    Yeah… yeah you’re right. How could I have been so stupid!

    Obviously your god exists, because because it was invented about 5000 years ago. By man. But not Italian men. By bronze age men. Who didn’t know any better back then.

    Looks like humanity hasn’t progressed as far as we’d all like to think.

  4. vermicelli says:

    Spaghetti was invented in China. Christianity was invented in Italy.

  5. Long John Silver says:

    “…and one day you will find the one true lord god.”
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    … found Him! – in a pasta jar in one of the kitchen cupboards.
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    RAmen.
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    LJS.

  6. Drained and Washed Clean says:

    Taylor (#3),

    How the hell can you spell lasagna and seriously correctly but not understand the concept of a compound word?

    Never mind, that is a stupid question seeing as how you obviously don’t understand capitalization or punctuation either.

    I am praying to the FSM that both you and Eli can never reproduce… ever.

    RAmen,
    D&WC

  7. puppygoogoo says:

    All,

    It reads a lot easier if the song “Duelling Banjos” is on in the background.

    Ramen

  8. brendan says:

    “Whoever created this sight is obviosly a smart man and an even better buissness man but this is fucking retarded.”

    more retarded than your spelling?

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