Ok people really?

Published July 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Ok people really? im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives this but this is bullshit. Whoever created this sight is obviosly a smart man and an even better buissness man but this is fucking retarded.
1.Spaggetti was created in the 9th century. PEOPLE created spaggetti in ITALY. So how is Spaggetti creating shit that created it? Everyone who beleives this i am sincerely sorry you beleive this shit and i hope you do whatever makes you happy and one day you will find the one true lord god.
AMEN

-Eli



235 Responses to “Ok people really?”

  1. Kevin Vaca says:

    I love this one. I love how people really take the time to learn about our religion before making wild claims about it. I myself studied multiple religions before coming across pastafarianism, and quite frankly, it’s the only one that makes any logical sense. Oh, and a reply to them, we already did find the one true lord and savior.

    RAmen.

  2. Spaaagheeetti♥ says:

    First, learn how to spell spaghetti ;).
    THE FSM FTW!! ♥♥♥

  3. Justice says:

    this man is confused….it’s RAmen!

  4. Traze says:

    Let’s try pronouncing his typos/bad spelling for just for laughs…

    Beleives:BELLY-IVES.(That or BEE-LIVES)
    Spaggeti:SPAG-ITTY.(Or SPAG-GITTY)
    Obviosly:Ob-VE-YOS-LEE.(Note the lack of a “U” for the pronounciation.)
    Buissness:BUHWISS-NESS.(Or if you wanna go further simply for laughs,BEUWSSSS-NESS)

  5. Raine says:

    Clearly the FSM wanted the world to have a delicious food made in his own likeness. Isn’t that obvious?

    RAmen.

  6. sarah says:

    my, my, sir,
    Your spelling is some of the best I have ever seen on this website. I particularly enjoyed the innovative way in which you spelled spaghetti. I have never seen anyone one spell it “spaggetti” before, you must be truly creative. My other favourites were “beleived” and “buissness.” You really take the whole “just sound it out and spell it that way” to a whole other level. Way to go. Oh and ps: everyone who isn’t a total dumbass is aware of the fact that this website is a joke. Just thought you should know before you get so upset about people mocking your bullshit god that you shit your pants.

  7. BlackBard says:

    [QUOTE=sarah says]Your spelling is some of the best I have ever seen on this website. I particularly enjoyed the innovative way in which you spelled spaghetti. I have never seen anyone one spell it “spaggetti” before, you must be truly creative. My other favourites were “beleived” and “buissness.” You really take the whole “just sound it out and spell it that way” to a whole other level. Way to go. Oh and ps: everyone who isn’t a total dumbass is aware of the fact that this website is a joke. Just thought you should know before you get so upset about people mocking your bullshit god that you shit your pants.[/QUOTE]

    Ahoy matey. Ye neglected t’ mention the he used “sight” for “site” (as in web site).

    Ye should also know that this website is not a joke. Our prophet, Bobby Henderson, says: “Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.” (Click the “About” button for verification.) His letter to the Kansas School Board makes it clear that Pastafarians do believe in our Noodly Master, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    RAmen

  8. sarah says:

    I sincerely apologize. I have read all the scientific evidence that you have mentioned and I now realize that the flying spaghetti monster is absolute fact. I am sorry if I offended you in any way by questioning the legitimacy of it.

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