Ok people really?

Published July 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Ok people really? im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives this but this is bullshit. Whoever created this sight is obviosly a smart man and an even better buissness man but this is fucking retarded.
1.Spaggetti was created in the 9th century. PEOPLE created spaggetti in ITALY. So how is Spaggetti creating shit that created it? Everyone who beleives this i am sincerely sorry you beleive this shit and i hope you do whatever makes you happy and one day you will find the one true lord god.
AMEN

-Eli



235 Responses to “Ok people really?”

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  1. Mountainman says:

    Notice how he says hes not going to discriminate and the right after he calls FSM “bullshit” i find that funny well RAmen everybody and may his noodlyness bless you

  2. plumberbob says:

    @ -Eli,

    Your rage demonstrates clearly that you are out of rational debating strategies. Your spelling and grammar are so bad that you would probably have trouble gaining acceptance into your local bible college. Why don’t you stay in school and learn science, math, and philosophy? It will make the world seem a much safer place than what you’ve heard from the pulpit. Start by studying this observation by astronomer Carl Sagan:

    “How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, ‘This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed’? Instead they say, ‘No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.’” – Carl Sagan

    “There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. Almost inevitably some part of him is aware that they are myths and that he believes them only because they are comforting. But he dare not face this thought! Moreover, since he is aware, however dimly, that his opinions are not real, he becomes furious when they are disputed.” [Bertrand Russell, "Human Society in Ethics and Politics"]

    RAmen

  3. Bre... says:

    YA KNOW…EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT VISITS THIS SITE IS COMPLETELY RETARDED.

    everyone who is against this site…and believes that this site and this religion is a bunch of nonsense…must also believe that no one on earth can believe in anything other than what YOU believe in. and i personally think that….THAT is nonsense! you shouldnt tell other people that they cant believe in something…isnt that what faith is all about anyway? is you are christian then you believe in one thing and if you are catholic then you believe in something else…its all the same thing so i think everyone who is trying to tell those who believe in the FSM…should FUCK OFF! what gives you the right to tell other people what to believe in. how the hell would you like it if i came up to you or sent you mail…and told you that your religion and your beliefs are completely rediculous and that YOU should fuck off??? i bet you wouldnt like it very much.

    ALL OF YOU ARE COMPLETE DUMB ASSES!!!

    he just created this site and this “religion” to tell the kansas school board off! thats it! do you honestly believe that he really believes in some monster? if so…you need to go back to pre school and find your sense of humor and get a fucking life! you all are morons. let people believe in what they want to and mind your own GOD damn business…yea thats right…i used the NAME GOD in vein…fucking kill me for it!!! fucking idiots!!!

    LONG LIVE THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

  4. ATSAP REVOL says:

    Dear Eli,
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    I found Him, the one true God. He was hiding in the crawl space. Now what do I do with Him?
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    Please let me know soon; He’s really pissed. The duct tape and cable ties won’t hold Him forever.
    -
    ATSAP REVOL, Bounty Hunter

  5. FSM supporter says:

    Eli, why can’t you look past our religion? We are very friendly people who just have different beliefs to you, why should you visit our website and tell us what to believe in? Why do you feel the need to poke flauds in our religion, and turn a blind eye to the ones in your religion?

    We are obviously happy with our lives as they are, yet you feel sorry for us. My dear Eli do not feel sorry for me as I have a great life and it is full of joy thanks to the FSM and his Noodly Appendages. I just hope that one day you will learn to look past someones religion and try to see who they really are.

    Ramen

  6. Eli lies says:

    Ok Eli really? im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives this but this is bullshit. Whoever created this post is obviosly a smart man and an even better amuissment man but this is fucking retarded.
    1.God was created over 9000 years ago. PEOPLE created God in CAVES. So how is GOD creating shit that created it? Everyone who beleives this i am sincerely sorry you beleive this shit and i hope you do whatever makes you happy and one day you will find the one true lord god.
    RAMEN

    -liE

  7. CrudOMatic says:

    “”"sight”"”

    WebSITE. SITE. SITE!!!!! SITE as in location, not SIGHT as in seeing!!!! God… sorry, FSM! Why are people so retarded when it comes to this!!!!

    Sorry LORD FSM, I did not mean to take your name in vein!

  8. Max says:

    Ok just think about it people, The fsm is a nationally recognized religion in the united states. this is what people want to belkieve, so let them, I personally am agnostic and there for have no religion, I simply study all religions, and believe none of them. and if you think about this it DOES in fack make more sense than any other, and furthermore CHRISTIANITY IS THE MOSE UNLIKELY RELIGION EVER. I am sorry, but i refuse to believe that some guy was there before nothing, and he was able to say let there be light, there was, I find it to be bull shit, he created man in his image, and for everyone to be equal, so there for why can we do what he did? it is such BS to me, this is far more likely than that

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