Ok people really?

Published July 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Ok people really? im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives this but this is bullshit. Whoever created this sight is obviosly a smart man and an even better buissness man but this is fucking retarded.
1.Spaggetti was created in the 9th century. PEOPLE created spaggetti in ITALY. So how is Spaggetti creating shit that created it? Everyone who beleives this i am sincerely sorry you beleive this shit and i hope you do whatever makes you happy and one day you will find the one true lord god.
AMEN

-Eli



237 Responses to “Ok people really?”

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  1. KS says:

    quote:”Whoever created this sight is obviosly a smart man and an even better buissness man but this is fucking retarded.”

    “site”, “obviously”, “business” learn to spell buddy =]

  2. 8D says:

    Just as a side note, spaghetti was ACTUALLY discovered in China by Marco Polo and brought back to Italy. That said, I believe that before you go to discredit what someone else is saying you should at least check your facts first.

  3. Katherine says:

    “im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives this but this is bullshit.” That’s like saying “No offense but you’re really ugly.” Saying you’re not being discriminatory does not cancel out an offensive comment.

    Gah, if there is a god and he really did create the average human in his image, I don’t want anything to do with him. Too, too dumb.

  4. Vicky says:

    I love the… “PEOPLE created spaghetti”
    And I suppose god created himself did he? hehe!

  5. plumberbob says:

    @ 183 – sdebdkdk – ,

    You seem pretty pissed-off.

    Perhaps if you were smart enough to read and follow the directions that were clearly given to you when you entered our site, you would have had your questions answered. After reading the Open Letter and the “About” tab material, you could have learned:

    1) Our mission is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of public schools.

    2) Our theology is a satire that neither depends on, nor is derivative of any other religion.

    3) We insist that any school board that includes any religious mythology in their science curricula, must also include ours.

    I’ve attached a link to a talk by Dr. Andy Thomson who discusses measurements that correlate neuroscience to human religious needs and brain responses. Let’s listen to it carefully and critically:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMmvu9eMrg

    It seems to me that it correlates our physiological needs as helpless infants with our psychological fears as adults as far as MRI brain activity is concerned.

    RAmen

  6. Anon says:

    I reckon it’s quiet humorous how some people, with every level of intelligence and reason that pastafarians do, simply refute without reason any other theory of existence to their own. I mean, there’s a number approaching 6.5 billion of us on this planet, each individual with his/her own individual take on the world, any one of which could be correct or incorrect, and there’s a chance no one is right. For anyone wishing to blatantly attack this church, a little open-mindedness can go a long way.

    (btw, I’m not actually pastafarian, no that’s unbiased)

    thanks for listening

  7. Aedric says:

    you realize that pasta did not first manifest into the Italians but the Chinese when their minds were touched by the noodly appendage

  8. Daryl McBride says:

    I do believe that pasta was not invented in Italy :)

    If i remember correctly the dried italian pasta is thought to be first brought over by the arabic nations

    and that fresh pastat was around in china long before the earliest reports of pasta within Europe :)

    Clearly the was his noodlyness slowly introducing pasta to us slowly as a divine food but of course he could not make is spontaniously global otherwise we would know He is a God but instead by introducing it slowly allowed us to be tested in our Faith :)

    R’amen and may you all be touched by his noodly apendage, especially the haters :) as pastafarianism is all about the love, after all we are the most peaceful religion on this noodly earth :)

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