Ok people really?

Published July 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Ok people really? im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives this but this is bullshit. Whoever created this sight is obviosly a smart man and an even better buissness man but this is fucking retarded.
1.Spaggetti was created in the 9th century. PEOPLE created spaggetti in ITALY. So how is Spaggetti creating shit that created it? Everyone who beleives this i am sincerely sorry you beleive this shit and i hope you do whatever makes you happy and one day you will find the one true lord god.
AMEN

-Eli



237 Responses to “Ok people really?”

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  1. Pack-man says:

    Why do people keep taking this religion more than just a farce?
    It is a fictitious religion made to point out that the “separation of church and state” was clearly being ostracized and thrown out. Many of this people are just skimming across the website and not really seeing that NO ONE is actually believing this and the people that do claim devotion are just razing and provoking the people who are spamming the hatemail with indecent postings. And another thing is that this people keep getting angry over nothing. This guy is clearly the one of the best examples… this religion isn’t hurting anyone. Also spaghetti was not invented as far as exact history is concerned it was more of a discovery made by Marco Pollo whilst traveling threw china. And as far as the question of when it was actually invented, there is evidence that its existence predates Moses (who predates Jesus [who predates john smith {LOL}]) sorry if i perpetuate any more razzers by this information but if you got something this one sided to say you’d be better off doing your research.

    cheers – Pack-man

  2. LILO says:

    i love reading these posts where people get all snarfed over some sillyness. you guys get so upset and cry about someone wasting your time. noone wasted your time. you wasted your own time by getting stupid over this. i’m sure noone forced you to view this, why don’t you go get upset over something that actually warrants it?? true christianity is pro love and compassion, NON JUDGEMENTAL. i find that most christians are the biggest hypocrites i’ve ever met, especially the militant idiot ones. (not all, but most, there are a few out there that are wonderful people) jesus, it’s a joke people. lighten up!!

  3. Brian says:

    Ok ive seen pasta, i havent seen god, so im leaning more towards pasta beening the allmighty rather than a god.

  4. anonymous says:

    hahahahahahahah Italy wasn’t unified till the 19th century which means it was a country in the 18th century let alone the 9th

    this website is amazing

  5. Ham Nox says:

    “Bobby Henderson needs a life!
    How dare he judge me for my FSM worship! There are PICTURES of my god!”
    @159 Oh.. My.. Freakin’.. FSM. Bobby Henderson is the FSM’s prophet, you dumb-tard. The hatemail is by Eli

    “Invent a God , them claim a special connection to that God , and presto.”
    @163 Did somebody say PESTO?!?

    @Eli: How does it make any sense that god would be anything like us? Humans are FAR from optimal design while god is supposedly perfect. It’s altogether more likely that god was created by man in MAN’S image. And how could god have created what created him?

  6. Chris says:

    My life has been so much better since I turned to FSM. and hey retard, Spaghetti was created in China not Italy.

  7. sdebdkdk says:

    pasta came from china!! (has been proven by scientists!) the chinese were eating pasta/noodles way before the italians.
    PS. This isn’t a religion, its a cult.
    and its probably the weirdest stupidest and most random idea ever!
    seriously however came up with this must have been really,really fucking high!
    or just bored and felt like pissing off people!:)

  8. sdebdkdk says:

    sorry typo i meant to write: whoever came up…. (on 6th line.)

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