Ok people really?

Published July 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Ok people really? im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives this but this is bullshit. Whoever created this sight is obviosly a smart man and an even better buissness man but this is fucking retarded.
1.Spaggetti was created in the 9th century. PEOPLE created spaggetti in ITALY. So how is Spaggetti creating shit that created it? Everyone who beleives this i am sincerely sorry you beleive this shit and i hope you do whatever makes you happy and one day you will find the one true lord god.
AMEN

-Eli



235 Responses to “Ok people really?”

  1. Baron VonPasta says:

    Ok Eli really? im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives (believes?) this but this is bullshit. Whoever created this Christianity BS is obviosly a smart man and an even better buissness man but this is fucking retarded.
    1.The Jesus myth was created in the 1st century. PEOPLE created the Jesus myth in the MIDDLE EAST. So how is man creating shit that created it? Everyone who beleives (again with the spelling) this i am sincerely sorry you beleive (holy shit) this shit and i hope you do whatever makes you happy and one day you will find the one true spaghedeity.
    -rAmen-

  2. DreddPyrateRoberts says:

    Oh yes Eli, really. Very much so, this is the real deal. Let’s go into a little more detail, shall we?

    1. Spaghetti is spelled correctly all over this site. Yet you don’t seem to pick that up. Your computer most likely underlined your incorrect spelling. You are not an observant person, I presume.

    2. Pasta was most likely brought to Italy through trade. Although this is a debate topic around here.

    3.Your god was created by tribal, genocidal nomads who co-opted the myths of other tribes.

    4. Your last sentence is one of the worst examples of a run-on sentence I’ve ever seen. Have you learned English in a classroom setting? Maybe you should post in your native language.

    5. “buissness”??? Really? Are you sure?

    6. Read the letter to the KS school board. It explains everything.

    7.If there is not going to be a #2 or 3, then you don’t need a # 1.

    So posts the DreddPyrateRoberts!

    rAmen

  3. cyberwasteland says:

    Yes, one day they will all find the “one true lord god”, the one who does not tolerate his followers understanding satire and comedy.

    RAmen

  4. Reggie Dixon says:

    Eli – Are you really that stupid or are you stupidly pretending to be stupid? Either way how do you choose which mythology you support?

  5. Odai says:

    Goodness… I think this “Eli” (I’m assuming it’s misspelled) is actually dumber than spell-check software, forget being able to utilize such software.

  6. Kanoodle says:

    Ok Eli, really? Capitalize your “I”s and use apostrophes in your words. Ever heard of a comma? It looks like a period thats been stretched out ( , ). Site and sight are two VERY different things. Buissness? Business! Spaggetti? Spaghetti! Lastly (and this one isn’t really a big deal for me, but I figured you might care) you forgot to capitalize God. In some instances it is okay not to capitalize. For instance when talking about the idea of an omnipotent being, but unsure of which one the word god is acceptable, but when talking about a specific god you’re supposed to say “God”. If you don’t know how to capitalize then I’ll tell you that whichever letter you want capitalized you just hold the SHIFT key while you type it. You’re welcome for correcting all your spelling.
    RAmen

  7. Dr. Goulu says:

    It is well known in any religion that PEOPLE cannot create anything. To Create is a Reserved Holy Power of THE Creator, whatever the religion. So people couldn’t create spaghetti, nor meatballs : they were just coocked according to the FSM’s Revelation. But, we pastafarian don’t believe spaghetti transubstantiate to actually become part of His Holy Noody Body like some other believers. However, I think this would be a nice addition to be discussed in the next pastafarian synodus…

  8. Lasagna_Guru says:

    Humans are close to 1 million years old, your god was created some 6,000 years ago. Who’s sounding silly now. People created god in the midle east. I hope one day you are touched by his noodley appendage. That’s all the time I will give you, you are obviousley a silly person.
    RAmen

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