Ok people really?

Published July 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Ok people really? im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives this but this is bullshit. Whoever created this sight is obviosly a smart man and an even better buissness man but this is fucking retarded.
1.Spaggetti was created in the 9th century. PEOPLE created spaggetti in ITALY. So how is Spaggetti creating shit that created it? Everyone who beleives this i am sincerely sorry you beleive this shit and i hope you do whatever makes you happy and one day you will find the one true lord god.
AMEN

-Eli



237 Responses to “Ok people really?”

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  1. Inge says:

    Somebody who MUST believe (christian doctrine since 3rd respectively 6th century, as far as I remember, might be wrong a hundred or so) that God is himself, his own son and a ghost are one AND he also takes the shape of a wheat wafer and wine should not look down on spaghetti. Which in fact is mostly a wheat product (although our Noodlyness is very versatile and might show in rice and the like) and could be family-related to your waver.

    Also, you have to concede that at least Noodlyness is somewhat original, whilst every Dick and Tom was born from a virgin, killed unrightfully, came back from the dead ***yawn*** several Egyptian gods and also Mithras among them. No offence, but why repeat what already exist and then call it a novelty? TV ads do it all the time but surely this is not about a cheese sauce…..

  2. Alphy says:

    “… i hope you do whatever makes you happy and one day you will find the one true lord god.”

    Yeah, right Eli. Did you mean the lord god who is also a spirit who is also his own father because he impregnated his own virgin mother? Sounds a bit incestuous. Aye? A ghost who is a mother fucker! At least our beloved spaghetti monster did not come to us by a ghost who impregnated his own mother. He came to us naturally from mother earth through the gift of wheat and Holy Noodliness satisfies our hungry souls. May His Holy Noodliness be praised!

  3. Conrad Niebuhr says:

    You forgot the R in Ramen

  4. Shyruban says:

    Eli… Religious insanity aside…
    Pasta is much much older than the 9th century :)
    It was brought in Italy by Marco Polo after one of his voyages in Asia.
    And as far as I’m concerned, all mainstream religions, sects and cults are highly virulent infections.
    i wish there was some toilet paper with the bible printed on it so that i could give the words of god
    the proper respect they deserves :)

    • Pete Byrdie says:

      Shyruban said, “And as far as I’m concerned, all mainstream religions, sects and cults are highly virulent infections. I wish there was some toilet paper with the bible printed on it so that i could give the words of god the proper respect they deserves :)”

      The feelings expressed by Shyruban are his own and are not necessarily endorsed by, well, me at least.

    • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

      Easy now, Shyruban. Show a little compassion. While I detest those who try to impose their ridiculous ideologies on others, realize that most people are afraid to stare into the void. They want their lives to have a purpose. They want immortality. And they want to meet up with their departed love ones, too. Realize that their delusions give them comfort, and who are we to tell them there isn’t a Santa Claus? In time, these relics of the Bronze Age will fade.

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  6. Chris Kwak says:

    Yea brother. And the Holy Pasta did create the world and, being the selfless Being He is, wiped every trace of his Being until his chosen people discovered Him again.

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