i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed

Published July 17th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY! Seriously, I feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed to believe in this bullshit! Come on! I’m not gonna have a 10 pages long document telling that this religion is bullshit (just as all other religions), but come on! Spaghetti is invented by humans! A fucking flyinh spaghetti monster! Just think about it for a second… A flying spaghetti monster. Do you know why this stupid religion was made? Because some guys wanted to show the world how easy it is to brainwash idiots. When it was published, the brainwashed people refused to accept it, and kept on believing in a fucking, flying spaghetti monster! Oh my god! And ofcourse the amount of pirates is sinking! THEY ARE BEING KILLED! And ofcourse the temperature is rising! WE ARE ON THE TOP OF A TEMPERATURE CURVE, and in about 100 years, the temperature will start to sink again. But there will still be as many “pirates”. This is all so fucking bullshit. Come on. In one million years from now, some students making a cult for fun is gonna say that the world was made 100 years ago or something similar to this shit. But come on. We are alive now, aren’t we? But in a thousand years (or 50) this religion will be forgotten, and people will start believing in other stupid religions, such as “The Farting Chocolate Dude”. And come on. Muslims and christians believe so much in god and stuff that they would kill themselves for their “gods”. But you know that those religions are bullshit. They know that the flying spaghetti monster is bullshit. Ok, now I’m gonna guess that your name is “Mark” and now let’s pretend “Mark” is the person reading this. Mark first believes in god, and he believes so much in it that he would kill himself for god and jesus. Then somebody makes him believe in Allah and all that bullshit. Now Mark knows that Islam is true, and he would kill himself for allah. Then he is brainwashed to believe in the flying spaghetti monster. Now he knows that god, jesus and allah is bullshit, and now he knows that the flying spaghetti monster is real. COME ON! It’s not like whatever religion you believe in is the one that is right about it all. It’s not like first, god and jesus exists in some heaven, then you change religion, now god and jesus doesn’t exist anymore, now the flying spaghetti monster / the farting chocolate dude is real.

Come on. It is all in your brains. You have been listening to masters in brainwashing for a long time and now you actually believe in something as stupid as a dinner invented by humans for not long ago made the fucking universe. A dinner. With meat and spice on. Come on dudes. What the fuck?

Think again

-Magnus



319 Responses to “i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed”

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  1. ET, the Extra Terrestrial says:

    Complete fail.

    *sigh*

    Reading is truly a lost art.

    RAmen
    ET

  2. Shelldigger says:

    Im beginning to think people should have to click the “I have read and understand the open letter” button, before they can leave drivel like this. It would help us eliminate these misunderstandings and also help those who might not be complete idiots….be well… as embarassed if/when they do get it.

    Magnus, you are almost there buddy, Come on back, slow down a bit, browse the site some, and you may (or may not) get the gist of the program. You look like you may have the makings of a fine Pastafarian!

  3. that guy says:

    wall of text hits you for 94646146 damage
    you die

  4. Reggie Dixon says:

    Magnus – I think you have just redefined the word “Fail”, you fail on so many levels, even the trolling level.

  5. orange says:

    All hail the farting chocolate dude!

  6. ATSAP REVOL says:

    Well, Magnus, that was a nice rant. At least we know you’re not one of the usual Christian hate-mailers…you apparently distribute your hate evenly among all mankind.
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    I like your “Farting Chocolate Dude” religion. Is He/She semi-sweet, dark, or milk chocolate? Do His/Her farts smell like fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies? You are obscene and dumb, but you have an active imagination.
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    ATSAP REVOL The Magnificent

  7. generalpasta says:

    Blasphemy!! Do not question the authority of His Noodliness lest you wish for stale beer and strippers with VD!

    REPENT

    RAmen

  8. Beardyoldgit says:

    d’uh !

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