i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed

Published July 17th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY! Seriously, I feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed to believe in this bullshit! Come on! I’m not gonna have a 10 pages long document telling that this religion is bullshit (just as all other religions), but come on! Spaghetti is invented by humans! A fucking flyinh spaghetti monster! Just think about it for a second… A flying spaghetti monster. Do you know why this stupid religion was made? Because some guys wanted to show the world how easy it is to brainwash idiots. When it was published, the brainwashed people refused to accept it, and kept on believing in a fucking, flying spaghetti monster! Oh my god! And ofcourse the amount of pirates is sinking! THEY ARE BEING KILLED! And ofcourse the temperature is rising! WE ARE ON THE TOP OF A TEMPERATURE CURVE, and in about 100 years, the temperature will start to sink again. But there will still be as many “pirates”. This is all so fucking bullshit. Come on. In one million years from now, some students making a cult for fun is gonna say that the world was made 100 years ago or something similar to this shit. But come on. We are alive now, aren’t we? But in a thousand years (or 50) this religion will be forgotten, and people will start believing in other stupid religions, such as “The Farting Chocolate Dude”. And come on. Muslims and christians believe so much in god and stuff that they would kill themselves for their “gods”. But you know that those religions are bullshit. They know that the flying spaghetti monster is bullshit. Ok, now I’m gonna guess that your name is “Mark” and now let’s pretend “Mark” is the person reading this. Mark first believes in god, and he believes so much in it that he would kill himself for god and jesus. Then somebody makes him believe in Allah and all that bullshit. Now Mark knows that Islam is true, and he would kill himself for allah. Then he is brainwashed to believe in the flying spaghetti monster. Now he knows that god, jesus and allah is bullshit, and now he knows that the flying spaghetti monster is real. COME ON! It’s not like whatever religion you believe in is the one that is right about it all. It’s not like first, god and jesus exists in some heaven, then you change religion, now god and jesus doesn’t exist anymore, now the flying spaghetti monster / the farting chocolate dude is real.

Come on. It is all in your brains. You have been listening to masters in brainwashing for a long time and now you actually believe in something as stupid as a dinner invented by humans for not long ago made the fucking universe. A dinner. With meat and spice on. Come on dudes. What the fuck?

Think again

-Magnus



319 Responses to “i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed”

  1. Danimal says:

    Come on Mags. I mean just come on. You don’t get the satire? Come on man. You’re just gonna Come on our website and say all that without looking around to try and see whats going (coming) on? Come on dude. Maybe after a little research you’ll Come on over to our side but until then just keep your mouth shut. I mean come on. Although I did like your suggestion about a Chocolate farting dude, that could gather a real following. Nah nevermind, I mean Come on that’s too crazy.
    Coming on,
    The Danimal

  2. Nangleator says:

    Dude, catch up with the rest of us. We’re way ahead of you.

  3. Kanoodle says:

    Sadly, I have no witty comebacks or interesting facts that would make everything you just wrote sound dumb. The good news is I don’t need them, because everything you just wrote sounded dumb :) VICTORY!!!

  4. Derrick says:

    It`s amazing how nobody seems to read the open letter. Lets ad some flashing lights so people know that it wasn`t created

    And if you`re going to use the big boy curse words, at the very least stop using the col. .

    Ramen

  5. Derrick says:

    It`s amazing how nobody seems to read the open letter. Lets ad some flashing lights so people know that it wasn`t created `Because some guys wanted to show the world how easy it is to brainwash idiots.`

    And if you`re going to use the big boy curse words, at the very least stop using the col. `brainwashing`.

    Ramen

  6. Belgian Girl says:

    *is literally rolling on the floor laughing*

    I guess dear Magnus will feel like a real dumbass when he will discover the real truth behind this site.

    Dear confused Magnus, why don’t you start with reading ‘the open letter to the Kansas school board’? Maybe, you will get the point behind the site, and maybe, just maybe if you have a little bit of humor in your big toe, you will join the wonderful world of the Pastafarians and will embrace our Noodle Master.

    RAmen

  7. Tesvoy says:

    Medication.
    You need it,
    You should take it.
    ….. every day.

  8. Sean Boyd says:

    Magnus, you’re an idiot. All the regulars here get the point much better than do you.

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