i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed

Published July 17th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY! Seriously, I feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed to believe in this bullshit! Come on! I’m not gonna have a 10 pages long document telling that this religion is bullshit (just as all other religions), but come on! Spaghetti is invented by humans! A fucking flyinh spaghetti monster! Just think about it for a second… A flying spaghetti monster. Do you know why this stupid religion was made? Because some guys wanted to show the world how easy it is to brainwash idiots. When it was published, the brainwashed people refused to accept it, and kept on believing in a fucking, flying spaghetti monster! Oh my god! And ofcourse the amount of pirates is sinking! THEY ARE BEING KILLED! And ofcourse the temperature is rising! WE ARE ON THE TOP OF A TEMPERATURE CURVE, and in about 100 years, the temperature will start to sink again. But there will still be as many “pirates”. This is all so fucking bullshit. Come on. In one million years from now, some students making a cult for fun is gonna say that the world was made 100 years ago or something similar to this shit. But come on. We are alive now, aren’t we? But in a thousand years (or 50) this religion will be forgotten, and people will start believing in other stupid religions, such as “The Farting Chocolate Dude”. And come on. Muslims and christians believe so much in god and stuff that they would kill themselves for their “gods”. But you know that those religions are bullshit. They know that the flying spaghetti monster is bullshit. Ok, now I’m gonna guess that your name is “Mark” and now let’s pretend “Mark” is the person reading this. Mark first believes in god, and he believes so much in it that he would kill himself for god and jesus. Then somebody makes him believe in Allah and all that bullshit. Now Mark knows that Islam is true, and he would kill himself for allah. Then he is brainwashed to believe in the flying spaghetti monster. Now he knows that god, jesus and allah is bullshit, and now he knows that the flying spaghetti monster is real. COME ON! It’s not like whatever religion you believe in is the one that is right about it all. It’s not like first, god and jesus exists in some heaven, then you change religion, now god and jesus doesn’t exist anymore, now the flying spaghetti monster / the farting chocolate dude is real.

Come on. It is all in your brains. You have been listening to masters in brainwashing for a long time and now you actually believe in something as stupid as a dinner invented by humans for not long ago made the fucking universe. A dinner. With meat and spice on. Come on dudes. What the fuck?

Think again

-Magnus



319 Responses to “i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed”

  1. English Andy says:

    As soon as I heard these magical words I had a prophetic vision.”The Farting Chocolate Dude” Farts and chocolate exist. FACT.Could this be the start of another movement?

    • Atsap Revol says:

      Yes, indeed, THE CHOCOLATE MOVEMENT, which will be preceded by a few chocolate farts.

  2. FSMchurchofturkey says:

    He is just another Jesus lover. Guess what, can you prove FSM is not real? Can you? No, you can’t.

  3. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    Magnus, who supposedly brainwashed us into believing in the FSM? Did our parents drag us weekly for an hour or two of indocrination? Did we attend a Pastafarian school run by Saucy Wenches? (I wish) or were we send to Bible of the FSM classes? Perhaps it was the Pirates going door-to-door spreading the good word?

    • Sean Boyd says:

      I wish I’d gone to a Pastafarian school run by Saucy Wenches.

  4. Lilly Bell says:

    sometimes spongebob is stingy and annoying”`,

  5. Lan Tester  says:

    i love the way spongebob laughs, he is really very cheesy;’`

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  8. Dante says:

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