i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed

Published July 17th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY! Seriously, I feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed to believe in this bullshit! Come on! I’m not gonna have a 10 pages long document telling that this religion is bullshit (just as all other religions), but come on! Spaghetti is invented by humans! A fucking flyinh spaghetti monster! Just think about it for a second… A flying spaghetti monster. Do you know why this stupid religion was made? Because some guys wanted to show the world how easy it is to brainwash idiots. When it was published, the brainwashed people refused to accept it, and kept on believing in a fucking, flying spaghetti monster! Oh my god! And ofcourse the amount of pirates is sinking! THEY ARE BEING KILLED! And ofcourse the temperature is rising! WE ARE ON THE TOP OF A TEMPERATURE CURVE, and in about 100 years, the temperature will start to sink again. But there will still be as many “pirates”. This is all so fucking bullshit. Come on. In one million years from now, some students making a cult for fun is gonna say that the world was made 100 years ago or something similar to this shit. But come on. We are alive now, aren’t we? But in a thousand years (or 50) this religion will be forgotten, and people will start believing in other stupid religions, such as “The Farting Chocolate Dude”. And come on. Muslims and christians believe so much in god and stuff that they would kill themselves for their “gods”. But you know that those religions are bullshit. They know that the flying spaghetti monster is bullshit. Ok, now I’m gonna guess that your name is “Mark” and now let’s pretend “Mark” is the person reading this. Mark first believes in god, and he believes so much in it that he would kill himself for god and jesus. Then somebody makes him believe in Allah and all that bullshit. Now Mark knows that Islam is true, and he would kill himself for allah. Then he is brainwashed to believe in the flying spaghetti monster. Now he knows that god, jesus and allah is bullshit, and now he knows that the flying spaghetti monster is real. COME ON! It’s not like whatever religion you believe in is the one that is right about it all. It’s not like first, god and jesus exists in some heaven, then you change religion, now god and jesus doesn’t exist anymore, now the flying spaghetti monster / the farting chocolate dude is real.

Come on. It is all in your brains. You have been listening to masters in brainwashing for a long time and now you actually believe in something as stupid as a dinner invented by humans for not long ago made the fucking universe. A dinner. With meat and spice on. Come on dudes. What the fuck?

Think again

-Magnus



319 Responses to “i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed”

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  1. Drained and Washed Clean says:

    plumberbob,

    I completely agree with what you are saying to apple, and I took it the same way you did reading it the first time, but from reading Steve’s other posts I believe he is on our side. I think his comment was directed at the author of the original note.

    So, there is a lesson to be learned here. Steve, be more specific! :)

    RAmen!

  2. Fishstix says:

    “I feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed to believe in this bullshit!”

    I feel bad for the people who believe we believe in this bullshit. Like you Magnus. If that is your real name…

    @ Kerridor (#221) Whoops, you meant Poe’s Law. :) Sorry to be pedantic.

  3. Tereza says:

    Ummm… hello? Don’t diss his holy fartingness

  4. CrudOMatic says:

    Oblivious Atheist being Oblivious?!?!?!

    Don’t worry, we won’t redefine Atheist to mean “non-believer of FSM” like the Romans did when they defined it to mean “non-believer of our pagan gods!”

  5. think about it says:

    He makes a good point, have we seriously considered the treat posed by pastafarian suicide bombers? Food for thought.

  6. Bazilisk says:

    Spaghetti is made by people

    so jesus, allah, god, budah, fairys and aaaall that crap are created by magic and are real

    right

    242 RAmen to that

  7. tyrfing says:

    How can you be such a stupid moron! I don’t get it.

  8. ithink3 says:

    You’re making a good point there, however if you wanna influence people at least a bit, use advanced vocabulary, otherwise they’ll simply assume it’s trolling, ignore it, and keep thinking inside the box – which of course mostly cannot be changed no matter what you do (which makes your thread pointless) Those who rule the world form 95% of populations views on life / brainwash them / apply pathetic and nonsensical illusions. They form it permanently, it cannot be changed unless you’re one of the 5% who has unique mind (mostly with IQ at least very superior) and who actually have independant mind which is naturally immune to useless and negative influence. The brainwashing system ofc includes throwing around words like corruption, brainwashing, conspiracy theories etc. so people actually ignore them in reality. Those bastards take advantage over the clueless “Mature, Experienced and Wise” People in any way – who’s by the way main life goal is simply set to spin the wheel like a hamster, along with other 4 billion clueless hamsters. Those who get the system and try to expand their knowledge to others are simply defined as “Criminals”.
    http://www.gatecreepers.com/entries/23-tools-to-brainwash-and-influence-people-throua part of basic principles of the system
    Oh yeah and there’s no such thing as Good its just an another nonsensical illusion.
    Thruth hurts.
    - You have 1000 options
    1. Ignore this post by assuming that i’m a paranoic, and that is a fail conspiracy theory.
    2. Consider these few facts, see the world how it really is, and make your life economically better
    by analyzing all the possible benefits from the knowledge you have about the system and using them.
    If you chose 2 you can figure the rest options out with your independant mind
    It’s up to you to decide which one is the right one, it doesn’t bug me… At all

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