i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed

Published July 17th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY! Seriously, I feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed to believe in this bullshit! Come on! I’m not gonna have a 10 pages long document telling that this religion is bullshit (just as all other religions), but come on! Spaghetti is invented by humans! A fucking flyinh spaghetti monster! Just think about it for a second… A flying spaghetti monster. Do you know why this stupid religion was made? Because some guys wanted to show the world how easy it is to brainwash idiots. When it was published, the brainwashed people refused to accept it, and kept on believing in a fucking, flying spaghetti monster! Oh my god! And ofcourse the amount of pirates is sinking! THEY ARE BEING KILLED! And ofcourse the temperature is rising! WE ARE ON THE TOP OF A TEMPERATURE CURVE, and in about 100 years, the temperature will start to sink again. But there will still be as many “pirates”. This is all so fucking bullshit. Come on. In one million years from now, some students making a cult for fun is gonna say that the world was made 100 years ago or something similar to this shit. But come on. We are alive now, aren’t we? But in a thousand years (or 50) this religion will be forgotten, and people will start believing in other stupid religions, such as “The Farting Chocolate Dude”. And come on. Muslims and christians believe so much in god and stuff that they would kill themselves for their “gods”. But you know that those religions are bullshit. They know that the flying spaghetti monster is bullshit. Ok, now I’m gonna guess that your name is “Mark” and now let’s pretend “Mark” is the person reading this. Mark first believes in god, and he believes so much in it that he would kill himself for god and jesus. Then somebody makes him believe in Allah and all that bullshit. Now Mark knows that Islam is true, and he would kill himself for allah. Then he is brainwashed to believe in the flying spaghetti monster. Now he knows that god, jesus and allah is bullshit, and now he knows that the flying spaghetti monster is real. COME ON! It’s not like whatever religion you believe in is the one that is right about it all. It’s not like first, god and jesus exists in some heaven, then you change religion, now god and jesus doesn’t exist anymore, now the flying spaghetti monster / the farting chocolate dude is real.

Come on. It is all in your brains. You have been listening to masters in brainwashing for a long time and now you actually believe in something as stupid as a dinner invented by humans for not long ago made the fucking universe. A dinner. With meat and spice on. Come on dudes. What the fuck?

Think again

-Magnus



319 Responses to “i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed”

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  1. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    Uh, Magnus? Perhaps you should find out what’s really going on here before you start a long rambling treatise, preaching to the choir (pun intended). Start with the “About” tab, look up “satire” on dictionary.com, then enjoy a hearty plate of pasta.

  2. Fett101 says:

    So… this is either a troll or a complete idiot?

  3. Dusty says:

    Nice hate-mail! Thanks for your ignorance Magnus!

  4. maxdefcon says:

    whoa yeah i think someone might have slightly missed the mark on that one

  5. SingaporeanGWoh says:

    I believe! i believe in flying pasta! YES! wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  6. LeftOfSean says:

    I’m always amazed at the stupidity of people who write this hate mail. It just gets better every day! The truly sad part is that this kind of ignorance has the SAME VOTE that I do! If you are too stupid to understand a concept as simple as satire, how can you make an informed decision about anything else in your life.

    Oh wait, this explains how we got George W. Bush!

    • Informed Decision says:

      …and how we got Barack Hussein Obama.

  7. Patrick says:

    Haha, you don’t get it Magnus, you just don’t get it…
    Explore this website and feel silly…

  8. I've seen the light, turned out to be the Sun. says:

    “Now look, he’s not the Farting Chocolate Dude he’s a very naughty boy!”

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