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graduation insert

Published July 9th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Every year my town publishes an insert in the local newspaper, with a little article for each of the graduating seniors. Being the fervent Pastafarian that I am, I decided to take this as an opportunity to promote our Holy Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I’m sending you a picture of the page it was included on, and then a close-up of just my article, with the FSM reference highlighted. Hope you like it! ;-)

~Amanda



20 Responses to “graduation insert”

  1. bruceo says:

    Yay, Amanda!

  2. Bartender says:

    Nice to see such ballsy girls out there. By the way, you look amazing on that picture, I was hoping I was the only jawdroppingly gorgeous guy on this site.

  3. Captain Fredrich Halsbrook says:

    Dear Noodly Lord, you are an inspiration to young Pastafarians everywhere!

    Not only that, you have quite possibly the most insanely awesome last named ever to exist on this earth. I must admit… I am severly jealous.

  4. Apprentice Frederic says:

    @Amanda
    Unfortunately (for me!) I’m both married to a lovely woman already and likely to be dead in another decade or so in any case. Otherwise, I’d join a group about the size of the suitors of Ulysses’s wife’s (suitors passionate and maybe deluded, LOFLMAO)….you have a tremendous future in this life and on the slopes of a volcano in the hereafter….may your life and career be blessed and touched by the Unseen But Real Appendage of His Noodliness….

  5. Jeremykeys says:

    Very cool! Congrats!

  6. James D king of pirates says:

    I graduated last year i made a grad quote for the year book that had a similar message about world peace using FSMism as a conduit and the quote was rejected (while not being a catholic i did attend a catholic high school mostly because it was the closest one to me and the only other school i was in the vinicinity of was a huge drug and gang thing, it was a decent school but i will never forgive them for rejecting the quote).

  7. Derrick says:

    You have truly been touched by his noodly appendage.

  8. JC says:

    See even has her priorities in the right order! (e.g. “oh, and world peace….”)

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