Comments on: Ok people really?

By: MartelAxe

MartelAxe — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 04:14:00 +0000

wtf i guess we are losing the point here, the point of this hate mail is to laugh at stupid coments like this one, wtf why u all are insulting this dumby person come on it is better to laugh at him what would say our FSM at this
-Ramen

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By: Lauren

Lauren — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:08:00 +0000

I before E except after C. Just a tip.

Being a religious studies major has made me more unreligious than ever. Well, except that I’m a recent convert. Being a Pastafarian has changed my life. It can change yours too, if you read this pamphlet…

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By: Erica

Erica — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:45:26 +0000

Here’s the thing.

The Bible wasn’t invented until around 70 AD. PEOPLE invented it.

So by your logic, Jesus didn’t exist, and neither does God, because the book that represents him was written AFTER the fact.

Congratulations on proving yourself wrong.

I love theists who answer their own questions.

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By: Albert Catlekeeper

Albert Catlekeeper — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:30:40 +0000

spaguetti is way older than 9th century and wasnt created in italy so if you have someone to call dumbfuck or whatever you want, its you.

it went from CHINA to italy. italians stole china’s concept and changed the ingredients of the pasta.

ur also assuming religion matters.

christians are superstitious atheists that are such cowards they are afraid of something like hell.

so what if i dont want to burn for all eternity. if any god existed, he wouldnt have made me the way i am. unless he was me i sure woulda made atheists just for the kicks.

with that in regard i prefer a fun religion like FSM than religions which spread hate and war and forget their own ideals.

rAmen.

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By: Michael

Michael — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 09:34:53 +0000

“1.Spaggetti was created in the 9th century. PEOPLE created spaggetti in ITALY.”

Spaghetti was just one of many steps in the long way of society trying to remind people of His image. Pasta itself is much older. First of it probably appeared much earlier than its inventors were able to write down the fact and the recipe, – ie, before any Bible. Date and place of its invention is still a matter of speculation. Read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta for more details.
People were trying to cook pasta from the very start, as a token of respect for the image of their gracious creator the FSM. But there just was no proper technology to do this in most ancient times.

And there’s another question: is creation of pasta really a reason of which creation of FSM resulted? To me, it’s equivalent to this one: creation of first human preceded creation of God. Would you believe this?! I doubt any of your siblings of faith would appreciate such logic, Eli.

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By: Max

Max — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:46:29 +0000

Ok just think about it people, The fsm is a nationally recognized religion in the united states. this is what people want to belkieve, so let them, I personally am agnostic and there for have no religion, I simply study all religions, and believe none of them. and if you think about this it DOES in fack make more sense than any other, and furthermore CHRISTIANITY IS THE MOSE UNLIKELY RELIGION EVER. I am sorry, but i refuse to believe that some guy was there before nothing, and he was able to say let there be light, there was, I find it to be bull shit, he created man in his image, and for everyone to be equal, so there for why can we do what he did? it is such BS to me, this is far more likely than that

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By: CrudOMatic

CrudOMatic — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 08:30:37 +0000

“”"sight”"”

WebSITE. SITE. SITE!!!!! SITE as in location, not SIGHT as in seeing!!!! God… sorry, FSM! Why are people so retarded when it comes to this!!!!

Sorry LORD FSM, I did not mean to take your name in vein!

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By: Eli lies

Eli lies — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 07:39:26 +0000

Ok Eli really? im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives this but this is bullshit. Whoever created this post is obviosly a smart man and an even better amuissment man but this is fucking retarded.
1.God was created over 9000 years ago. PEOPLE created God in CAVES. So how is GOD creating shit that created it? Everyone who beleives this i am sincerely sorry you beleive this shit and i hope you do whatever makes you happy and one day you will find the one true lord god.
RAMEN

-liE

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By: FSM supporter

FSM supporter — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:46:34 +0000

Eli, why can’t you look past our religion? We are very friendly people who just have different beliefs to you, why should you visit our website and tell us what to believe in? Why do you feel the need to poke flauds in our religion, and turn a blind eye to the ones in your religion?

We are obviously happy with our lives as they are, yet you feel sorry for us. My dear Eli do not feel sorry for me as I have a great life and it is full of joy thanks to the FSM and his Noodly Appendages. I just hope that one day you will learn to look past someones religion and try to see who they really are.

Ramen

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By: ATSAP REVOL

ATSAP REVOL — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:28:53 +0000

Dear Eli,
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I found Him, the one true God. He was hiding in the crawl space. Now what do I do with Him?
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Please let me know soon; He’s really pissed. The duct tape and cable ties won’t hold Him forever.
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ATSAP REVOL, Bounty Hunter

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By: Bre...

Bre... — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:08:13 +0000

YA KNOW…EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT VISITS THIS SITE IS COMPLETELY RETARDED.

everyone who is against this site…and believes that this site and this religion is a bunch of nonsense…must also believe that no one on earth can believe in anything other than what YOU believe in. and i personally think that….THAT is nonsense! you shouldnt tell other people that they cant believe in something…isnt that what faith is all about anyway? is you are christian then you believe in one thing and if you are catholic then you believe in something else…its all the same thing so i think everyone who is trying to tell those who believe in the FSM…should FUCK OFF! what gives you the right to tell other people what to believe in. how the hell would you like it if i came up to you or sent you mail…and told you that your religion and your beliefs are completely rediculous and that YOU should fuck off??? i bet you wouldnt like it very much.

ALL OF YOU ARE COMPLETE DUMB ASSES!!!

he just created this site and this “religion” to tell the kansas school board off! thats it! do you honestly believe that he really believes in some monster? if so…you need to go back to pre school and find your sense of humor and get a fucking life! you all are morons. let people believe in what they want to and mind your own GOD damn business…yea thats right…i used the NAME GOD in vein…fucking kill me for it!!! fucking idiots!!!

LONG LIVE THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

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By: plumberbob

plumberbob — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 02:19:12 +0000

@ -Eli,

Your rage demonstrates clearly that you are out of rational debating strategies. Your spelling and grammar are so bad that you would probably have trouble gaining acceptance into your local bible college. Why don’t you stay in school and learn science, math, and philosophy? It will make the world seem a much safer place than what you’ve heard from the pulpit. Start by studying this observation by astronomer Carl Sagan:

“How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, ‘This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed’? Instead they say, ‘No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.’” – Carl Sagan

“There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. Almost inevitably some part of him is aware that they are myths and that he believes them only because they are comforting. But he dare not face this thought! Moreover, since he is aware, however dimly, that his opinions are not real, he becomes furious when they are disputed.” [Bertrand Russell, "Human Society in Ethics and Politics"]

RAmen

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By: Mountainman

Mountainman — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 02:16:55 +0000

Notice how he says hes not going to discriminate and the right after he calls FSM “bullshit” i find that funny well RAmen everybody and may his noodlyness bless you

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By: Daryl McBride

Daryl McBride — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:50:04 +0000

I do believe that pasta was not invented in Italy :)

If i remember correctly the dried italian pasta is thought to be first brought over by the arabic nations

and that fresh pastat was around in china long before the earliest reports of pasta within Europe :)

Clearly the was his noodlyness slowly introducing pasta to us slowly as a divine food but of course he could not make is spontaniously global otherwise we would know He is a God but instead by introducing it slowly allowed us to be tested in our Faith :)

R’amen and may you all be touched by his noodly apendage, especially the haters :) as pastafarianism is all about the love, after all we are the most peaceful religion on this noodly earth :)

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By: Aedric

Aedric — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 00:45:24 +0000

you realize that pasta did not first manifest into the Italians but the Chinese when their minds were touched by the noodly appendage

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By: Anon

Anon — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 12:02:52 +0000

I reckon it’s quiet humorous how some people, with every level of intelligence and reason that pastafarians do, simply refute without reason any other theory of existence to their own. I mean, there’s a number approaching 6.5 billion of us on this planet, each individual with his/her own individual take on the world, any one of which could be correct or incorrect, and there’s a chance no one is right. For anyone wishing to blatantly attack this church, a little open-mindedness can go a long way.

(btw, I’m not actually pastafarian, no that’s unbiased)

thanks for listening

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By: plumberbob

plumberbob — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:53:14 +0000

@ 183 – sdebdkdk – ,

You seem pretty pissed-off.

Perhaps if you were smart enough to read and follow the directions that were clearly given to you when you entered our site, you would have had your questions answered. After reading the Open Letter and the “About” tab material, you could have learned:

1) Our mission is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of public schools.

2) Our theology is a satire that neither depends on, nor is derivative of any other religion.

3) We insist that any school board that includes any religious mythology in their science curricula, must also include ours.

I’ve attached a link to a talk by Dr. Andy Thomson who discusses measurements that correlate neuroscience to human religious needs and brain responses. Let’s listen to it carefully and critically:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMmvu9eMrg

It seems to me that it correlates our physiological needs as helpless infants with our psychological fears as adults as far as MRI brain activity is concerned.

RAmen

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By: Vicky

Vicky — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 03:18:10 +0000

I love the… “PEOPLE created spaghetti”
And I suppose god created himself did he? hehe!

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By: Katherine

Katherine — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 06:04:22 +0000

“im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives this but this is bullshit.” That’s like saying “No offense but you’re really ugly.” Saying you’re not being discriminatory does not cancel out an offensive comment.

Gah, if there is a god and he really did create the average human in his image, I don’t want anything to do with him. Too, too dumb.

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By: 8D

8D — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:24:12 +0000

Just as a side note, spaghetti was ACTUALLY discovered in China by Marco Polo and brought back to Italy. That said, I believe that before you go to discredit what someone else is saying you should at least check your facts first.

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