Ok people really? im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives this but this is bullshit. Whoever created this sight is obviosly a smart man and an even better buissness man but this is fucking retarded.
1.Spaggetti was created in the 9th century. PEOPLE created spaggetti in ITALY. So how is Spaggetti creating shit that created it? Everyone who beleives this i am sincerely sorry you beleive this shit and i hope you do whatever makes you happy and one day you will find the one true lord god.
AMEN-Eli
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Obviously, whoever it is that first created spaghetti was the first to fully understand His Noodly Goodness and create a representation of it for everyone to see.
And cheesetrap– “Al Dente” and “Holy Ravioli” sound the best, but I’m sure there’s a better phrase out there.
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isn’t it obvious, spaghetti was created in his image much later! duh! and eat of his flesh, and realize you’re worshiping when you eat pasta! haha! omg, people don’t know a good joke when they hear one! FSM makes just as much sense as a magic space daddy and talking snake, lmao
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Why does everyone think that the Italians invented noodles?
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Funny How this hate mail could be sent back t the sender remplacing “spagetti” (praise the noodly lord) by “god” and “9th century” by “1st century”.
May they be touch by he’s noodly appendage.
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Fair enough, but Christianity was created in the 1st century and Judaism several centuries before that so how can the God the Jews created in their own image and the Christians coopted have created the universe.
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dude, the spaghetti monster made spaghetti as to give us a smaller representation of himself for us to worship, and you can’t really say god exists, we have science and visual prof on our side, plus all religions are correct, because the spaghetti monster made them all, duh, the spaghetti monster made them all to put us off the trail.
and well if you can except them I’m going to take you to spaghetti court, and call his holiness to judge you and your religion,
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so u think its pathetic to believe in a spaghetti monster huh?
well, have u ever thought about that the “one true lord god”
that everyone admire is an old man that lives in heaven, haha..
how weird isnt that? and yo, dont take it so seriously, cuz there
is one thing we all know (or should know at least); we r here to have
fun and enjoy life! we all do it in different manners but thats what everyone
should endeavor. I dont understand how people can live in this society
with the same boring routines every single day.. everything is apparently bout
status and to “succeed”. oh yeah, thats great! i “succeeded”, im a f**in society
robot that goes to work everyday and do what the fat ol’ guys at the top tell
me to do, yay.. one day i’ll be at the top, thats my dream! please dont take this wrong
but i think religion was created cuz some guys wanted more power than they already had.
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All right, Eli, let’s try that again. (This time with kindergarten-level or higher grammar, spelling, and intelligence.)
OK, Eli, really? I’m not trying to discriminate against anyone who believes this, but this is bullshit. Whoever wrote the Bible is obviously a smart man and an even better business man but this is fucking idiotic. [I refuse to use the word "retarded" because I'm guessing the developmentally disabled would find it insulting to be associated with people like you.]
1. The Bible was written in the first century. PEOPLE wrote the Bible in the MIDDLE EAST. So how is the Bible humans made telling us how God made us AND wrote the Bible? All Christians and other theists, I am sincerely sorry you believe this shit. I hope you do whatever makes you happy, and one day you will find the one true lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
RAmen.
P.S. Normally, when people start a list with number one, you would expect a number two.
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Bobby Henderson needs a life!
How dare he judge me for my FSM worship! There are PICTURES of my god!
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I would just like to point out that Beer and Strippers predate Christianity. As both are an integral part of FSM worship (admittedly the beer was more of a fermented sludge) I would hazard a guess that the Church of FSM is actually older than Christianity.
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Pasta was first made in CHINA, stupid. It was brought into Europe for good by Marco Polo. If you’re going to tear apart a (PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE!) religion, then at least get your facts straight!
RAmen!
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1.Spaggetti was created in the 9th century. PEOPLE created spaggetti in ITALY.
spaghetti was actually an idea stolen from the asian noodle by ittalian explorers in asia, its not even ittalian in origin.
If someone suggest pasta has extra terrestial in origin, who are we to question if pasta existed before earth, as none of were here then….
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So, spaghetti was invented by humans in the middle ages.
What a cooincidence – God was invented by humans in the Bronze age.
But while spagetti was invented to eat and enjoy, God was invented by the powerful to retain their power and suppress, exploit and mistreat the powerless, . and as a means to convince people to sacrifice themselves in order to rage war against neighours. Nothing has changed about that in 7000 years.
What a brainwave! Invent a God , them claim a special connection to that God , and presto.
I can easily see how the uneducated and illiterate from bronze age could be sucked into this scam.
But to see supposedly educated people in the 21st century voluntarily relinquishing their capacity for critical reasoning and still believing in this stuff- that absolutely defies logic.
RAmen
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Ok bud, I think I can safely say the same about YOUR God. Made up by humans a few thousands years ago. Not too different from spaghetti, huh?
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Ok people really? im not trying to discriminate anyone who beleives this but this is bullshit. Whoever created this sight is obviosly a smart man and an even better buissness man but this is fucking retarded.
1.Spaggetti was created in the 9th century. MAN created god in AFRICA. So how is God creating shit that created it? Everyone who beleives this i am sincerely sorry you beleive this shit and i hope you do whatever makes you happy and one day you will find the one true lord god.
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Dear Eli 2.0,
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You discriminated me just because I beleive this shit? Now my feelings are really hurt! :(
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Sadly,
ATSAP REVOL
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Murray (#163) said “Invent a God , them claim a special connection to that God , and presto.”
I once heard a story on NPR that tracked 8 couples who split from the LDS because they came up with some wild-ass ideas of their own. Pretty soon it spun out of control with “I had a dream where God said I was in charge and should sleep with all the wives”, then “I had a dream where God told me you were full of shit and I was in charge”. Eventually it became something lilke 5 or 6 couples on their own, with 2 or 3 busted marriages. Hilarious!
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im a dj +a rapper and im wearing a baseball cap
ha i just wasted time of your precious day
go and do some work this website is silly lol
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Find the one true god? Did you lose him? Where did you see him last? But just so I am clear. You first said that MAN created god in Africa. But then you tell us to find the one true lord? If man created god, then doesn’t that mean god doesn’t exist? And we can’t find something that doesn’t exist. It does seem like an extreme waste of time to search for the one true god since he doesn’t exist. So, sorry, we won’t be able to look for him. But we wish you happy hunting!
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I find it fun that people are so pissed off about this. I’m a Christian and find this funny but I’m not going to yell at people. Plus, it’s obvious why this group was started (no, not to make God believers mad). Come on people, let them have their fun, if you want to convert them don’t tell them how stupid this is! (it’s smart if you think about the background of why pasta god was made)
Besides, cussing.. really.. you’re showing yourself to be a bad christian.
Peace, Love, and Happiness
don’t forget acceptance.
I love pirates too!!!
XD
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@ – Smile, #170,
You too seem to have not read the Open Letter and the “About” tab material as you were so carefully instructed when you entered this site. Our purpose is to vigorously defend against the inclusion of religious mythology, disguised as Intelligent Design, in public school science curricula.
I believe that all facets of religion were created by and for people, and that religion is an attempt by people to answer cosmic questions using the best knowledge and data that were available at the time. In the lives of all religions, it seems to have been standard practice for the clergy to define orthodoxy and enforce dogma for the exclusive advantage of said clergy. Whenever some body questions or up-dates the dogma in any way, it is always fought fiercely by the clergy. See: Rome vs Christians; The Inquisition; The Reformation; Galileo; Science. There is not one example of a peaceful transition in the religious world.
Please remember that our mythology is no more and no less true, or valid than is your mythology or any other sect’s mythology.
Try meditating on this observation by astronomer Carl Sagan:
“How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, ‘This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed’? Instead they say, ‘No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.’” – Carl Sagan
RAmen
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Can I just say, that a true christian would believe the earth to be 6000 years old and also his noodliestness allowed the Italians to “invent” ;) spaghetti by cutting off an appendage, so now he is in all of us :) Final point, those slices of bread of whatever at church u eat are supposed to part of jesus, his skin or summat the sick fuck haha but yeh so we are eating part of our savior. Answer that bitches.
Love Pastafarian Bartonnnnn
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This has probably already been said, but Jehovah/Yahweh was created by the semitic peoples in around 1200BC, so how can you claim that J/Y created mankind?
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hello everyone… I think the whole point of The Church of the FSM is freedom of choice. I can’t get into a Jew website and start saying that their god is bullshit[sic] ‘cos I’d be antisemitic. I’m a non practicing catholic, recently touched by His Noodly Appendage. Why¿¿ Because most of you so called Christians and Catholics are forgetting the one true lesson that Jesus taught(the only one that was worthy at least). Love everyone!! But you can’t love everyone, instead you hate everyone who disagrees with you, and that just sucks. I find the 8 I’d Realy Rather You Didn’t s more meaningfull than any other code of conduct. And I find your religion and your hatred as pure hypocrisy, then again you all are!!
RAmen my fellow pastafarians…
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And people CREATED “God” in the 1 century AD whats his point?
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Obviously, italians are sacred mediums between the FSM and the physical world. Ifi you can’t accept that fact, then fine, but just don’t expect to drink from the beer volcano in heaven. R’amen.
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Why do people keep taking this religion more than just a farce?
It is a fictitious religion made to point out that the “separation of church and state” was clearly being ostracized and thrown out. Many of this people are just skimming across the website and not really seeing that NO ONE is actually believing this and the people that do claim devotion are just razing and provoking the people who are spamming the hatemail with indecent postings. And another thing is that this people keep getting angry over nothing. This guy is clearly the one of the best examples… this religion isn’t hurting anyone. Also spaghetti was not invented as far as exact history is concerned it was more of a discovery made by Marco Pollo whilst traveling threw china. And as far as the question of when it was actually invented, there is evidence that its existence predates Moses (who predates Jesus [who predates john smith {LOL}]) sorry if i perpetuate any more razzers by this information but if you got something this one sided to say you’d be better off doing your research.
cheers – Pack-man
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i love reading these posts where people get all snarfed over some sillyness. you guys get so upset and cry about someone wasting your time. noone wasted your time. you wasted your own time by getting stupid over this. i’m sure noone forced you to view this, why don’t you go get upset over something that actually warrants it?? true christianity is pro love and compassion, NON JUDGEMENTAL. i find that most christians are the biggest hypocrites i’ve ever met, especially the militant idiot ones. (not all, but most, there are a few out there that are wonderful people) jesus, it’s a joke people. lighten up!!
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Ok ive seen pasta, i havent seen god, so im leaning more towards pasta beening the allmighty rather than a god.
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hahahahahahahah Italy wasn’t unified till the 19th century which means it was a country in the 18th century let alone the 9th
this website is amazing
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“Bobby Henderson needs a life!
How dare he judge me for my FSM worship! There are PICTURES of my god!”
@159 Oh.. My.. Freakin’.. FSM. Bobby Henderson is the FSM’s prophet, you dumb-tard. The hatemail is by Eli
“Invent a God , them claim a special connection to that God , and presto.”
@163 Did somebody say PESTO?!?
@Eli: How does it make any sense that god would be anything like us? Humans are FAR from optimal design while god is supposedly perfect. It’s altogether more likely that god was created by man in MAN’S image. And how could god have created what created him?
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