OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY! Seriously, I feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed to believe in this bullshit! Come on! I’m not gonna have a 10 pages long document telling that this religion is bullshit (just as all other religions), but come on! Spaghetti is invented by humans! A fucking flyinh spaghetti monster! Just think about it for a second… A flying spaghetti monster. Do you know why this stupid religion was made? Because some guys wanted to show the world how easy it is to brainwash idiots. When it was published, the brainwashed people refused to accept it, and kept on believing in a fucking, flying spaghetti monster! Oh my god! And ofcourse the amount of pirates is sinking! THEY ARE BEING KILLED! And ofcourse the temperature is rising! WE ARE ON THE TOP OF A TEMPERATURE CURVE, and in about 100 years, the temperature will start to sink again. But there will still be as many “pirates”. This is all so fucking bullshit. Come on. In one million years from now, some students making a cult for fun is gonna say that the world was made 100 years ago or something similar to this shit. But come on. We are alive now, aren’t we? But in a thousand years (or 50) this religion will be forgotten, and people will start believing in other stupid religions, such as “The Farting Chocolate Dude”. And come on. Muslims and christians believe so much in god and stuff that they would kill themselves for their “gods”. But you know that those religions are bullshit. They know that the flying spaghetti monster is bullshit. Ok, now I’m gonna guess that your name is “Mark” and now let’s pretend “Mark” is the person reading this. Mark first believes in god, and he believes so much in it that he would kill himself for god and jesus. Then somebody makes him believe in Allah and all that bullshit. Now Mark knows that Islam is true, and he would kill himself for allah. Then he is brainwashed to believe in the flying spaghetti monster. Now he knows that god, jesus and allah is bullshit, and now he knows that the flying spaghetti monster is real. COME ON! It’s not like whatever religion you believe in is the one that is right about it all. It’s not like first, god and jesus exists in some heaven, then you change religion, now god and jesus doesn’t exist anymore, now the flying spaghetti monster / the farting chocolate dude is real.
Come on. It is all in your brains. You have been listening to masters in brainwashing for a long time and now you actually believe in something as stupid as a dinner invented by humans for not long ago made the fucking universe. A dinner. With meat and spice on. Come on dudes. What the fuck?
Think again
-Magnus
i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed
Published by Bobby Henderson July 17th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 227 Comments
227 Responses to “i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed”
Uh, Magnus? Perhaps you should find out what’s really going on here before you start a long rambling treatise, preaching to the choir (pun intended). Start with the “About” tab, look up “satire” on dictionary.com, then enjoy a hearty plate of pasta.
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So… this is either a troll or a complete idiot?
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Nice hate-mail! Thanks for your ignorance Magnus!
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whoa yeah i think someone might have slightly missed the mark on that one
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I believe! i believe in flying pasta! YES! wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I’m always amazed at the stupidity of people who write this hate mail. It just gets better every day! The truly sad part is that this kind of ignorance has the SAME VOTE that I do! If you are too stupid to understand a concept as simple as satire, how can you make an informed decision about anything else in your life.
Oh wait, this explains how we got George W. Bush!
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Haha, you don’t get it Magnus, you just don’t get it…
Explore this website and feel silly…
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“Now look, he’s not the Farting Chocolate Dude he’s a very naughty boy!”
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All hail the Farting Chocolate Dude, my new god and his High Priest Magnus!
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hold the sauce, magnus? FSM isn’t real? i’ve been duped again? dammit, guess it’s time for xenu.
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…I don’t know what to do.
On one hand, Maggy here is obviously more literate and together then 90% of what our usual hate-spewers are. On the other hand, he is being exceedingly dense. Whether on purpose or not, I’m not sure.
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UUUUH he was sooooo close. but still…
the sore for the non-satire-understanding people rises.
I think instead of ID they should be teaching what satire is. Many ppl. could use that.
@Magnus: read again. think again. try again. believe again. and perhaps you will understand what we’re doing here.
May his noodly appendages touch you all.
RAmen
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OK. That settles it. Someone *has* to start up a church of The Farting Chocolate Dude!
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As the #1 said, piss off, sober up, read up on satire and then go throw yourself in a river or something.
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Hey Magnus.
Think again, please. You are right that all religions are bullshit. Even this one. But you must read the Open Letter to the Kansas Board of Ed. Then you will understand. The fact that any pastafarian acts a certain way is simple: we are just mimicking other religions in the hopes that they “get it/” In fact, most of us are atheists, at least I am. I figured out the lie when I was 8.
Rum and pasta are the bread and water of our lives.
Brian
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Thank you Magnus. I now realise the error of my ways and that this religion is not, in fact true. It was your careful use of CAPITAL LETTERS and persuasive arguments like “Come on dudes. What the fuck?” which revealed the truth unto me. I hadn’t realised that the number of pirates was sinking, (or was it the pirates that were sinking?) until you elucidated it so well. I had also been labouring under the misapprehension that we hadn’t reached the top of the teperature curve. I’m so pleased to know that global warming will now reverse.
Sadly I had already given away all my property to become the first pastafarian hermit before your revelation. I am grateful though, to hear about The Farting Chocolate Dude and will look into Him. Have you been a disciple for long?
Actually, another, even worse thought occurs to me. What if Pastafarianism isn’t a real religion at all and was simply made up as a sort of satirical joke to parody the idiocies of the existing established religions? Surely no intelligent person like you or me could be taken in by such a facile sham! Wouldn’t we look silly if we’d believed that it was a real religion with real followers! Doesn’t bear thinking about really.
May the The Farting Chocolate Dude waft Aeros in your face.
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Magnus,
I would like to know more about this “Farting Chocolate Dude” you speak of. The FCD sounds like my kind of religion. Can you direct me to His scriptures???
Lolz
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Magnus is pulling our collective noddlely appendages.
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Fakest hate mail I ever saw. Nobody’s really that dumb.
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Hey Magnus, you really should stop sniffing glue. That’s bad for you.
Also, don’t forget to call in a refill for your lithium, because it’s running low.
May the sauce be with you.
RAmen
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I think Magnus needs to check his dosage levels…..very sad.
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Errrrrr, I’m sorry, what? Could you repeat that?
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Wow. This guy has no brain.
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Yo, Magnus. Less talkee, more readee. Possibly along with a generous helping of thinkee.
Look into it.
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Come on Mags. I mean just come on. You don’t get the satire? Come on man. You’re just gonna Come on our website and say all that without looking around to try and see whats going (coming) on? Come on dude. Maybe after a little research you’ll Come on over to our side but until then just keep your mouth shut. I mean come on. Although I did like your suggestion about a Chocolate farting dude, that could gather a real following. Nah nevermind, I mean Come on that’s too crazy.
Coming on,
The Danimal
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Dude, catch up with the rest of us. We’re way ahead of you.
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Sadly, I have no witty comebacks or interesting facts that would make everything you just wrote sound dumb. The good news is I don’t need them, because everything you just wrote sounded dumb :) VICTORY!!!
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It`s amazing how nobody seems to read the open letter. Lets ad some flashing lights so people know that it wasn`t created
And if you`re going to use the big boy curse words, at the very least stop using the col. .
Ramen
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It`s amazing how nobody seems to read the open letter. Lets ad some flashing lights so people know that it wasn`t created `Because some guys wanted to show the world how easy it is to brainwash idiots.`
And if you`re going to use the big boy curse words, at the very least stop using the col. `brainwashing`.
Ramen
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*is literally rolling on the floor laughing*
I guess dear Magnus will feel like a real dumbass when he will discover the real truth behind this site.
Dear confused Magnus, why don’t you start with reading ‘the open letter to the Kansas school board’? Maybe, you will get the point behind the site, and maybe, just maybe if you have a little bit of humor in your big toe, you will join the wonderful world of the Pastafarians and will embrace our Noodle Master.
RAmen
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Medication.
You need it,
You should take it.
….. every day.
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Magnus, you’re an idiot. All the regulars here get the point much better than do you.
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Complete fail.
*sigh*
Reading is truly a lost art.
RAmen
ET
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Im beginning to think people should have to click the “I have read and understand the open letter” button, before they can leave drivel like this. It would help us eliminate these misunderstandings and also help those who might not be complete idiots….be well… as embarassed if/when they do get it.
Magnus, you are almost there buddy, Come on back, slow down a bit, browse the site some, and you may (or may not) get the gist of the program. You look like you may have the makings of a fine Pastafarian!
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wall of text hits you for 94646146 damage
you die
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Magnus – I think you have just redefined the word “Fail”, you fail on so many levels, even the trolling level.
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All hail the farting chocolate dude!
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Well, Magnus, that was a nice rant. At least we know you’re not one of the usual Christian hate-mailers…you apparently distribute your hate evenly among all mankind.
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I like your “Farting Chocolate Dude” religion. Is He/She semi-sweet, dark, or milk chocolate? Do His/Her farts smell like fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies? You are obscene and dumb, but you have an active imagination.
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ATSAP REVOL The Magnificent
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Blasphemy!! Do not question the authority of His Noodliness lest you wish for stale beer and strippers with VD!
REPENT
RAmen
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d’uh !
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Looks fake to me. Anyway, in case it’s not, one thing to note: we DO NOT believe in this, and it would do some people good to learn the meaning of the word “satire”.
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It’s amazing how some long roads lead to nowhere. Magnus, I have a tip for you: Read first, then comment. You will avoid looking foolish that way.
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Well, Magnus must be really serious, he said “Come on” eight times.
The Chocolate Farting Dude soungs intriguing, though.
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I hope that this is not the Magnus I think it is. If it is he surely has us firmly by the leg.
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Wow, you sir are a dumbass. You obviously aren’t familiar with this thing at all. Hell, look at the barnes and noble ad for the gospel: “An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It’s even wackier than Jonathan Swift’s suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old “out-of-work physics major,” puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. — Scientific American”
Satire. Not religion.
We’re not brainwashed. You’re an idiot.
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It actually hurt to read that.
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While youre in the dictionary, look up “irony” as well.
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Maybe You are the one who has been brainwashed. Long live F.S.M.!
RAmen! PaperclipMan22
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Yeah, so as much intelligence as you seem to have, you seem to have the same problem as my elementary school students. Reading directions. On the home page, there is a big “If you are new to the site start here”. That here is a different color and underlined because it is called a link. Why don’t you start there, and then come back for dinner. I have enough breadsticks to share :)
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LOL!!!! theFewtheProudtheMarinara:) I was going to say basically the same thing. Mmmmm……Pasta good!!!
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Replace “flying spaghetti monster” with “invisible cloud man” and switch around a few other things and you have a pretty good case against Christianity, my friend
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Magnus. None of us believe in the FSM as a deity. That’s the point. “Because some guys wanted to show the world how easy it is to brainwash idiots.” is exactly why the religion was started. Because we’re all laughing at them.
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Arrrh!
We be on the top of a temperature curve! I LOVE that explanation of global warming!
Sounds real scientific-like whilst actually meaning ****-all.
A-and it’s so reassuring!
I mean, it’s the TOP of the curve, innit? That means it’ll automatically go down, without any effort on our part being needed whatsoever. Hooray! Pass the rum, mateys!
R’Amen to all of ye!
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OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY. Yet another freaking idiot who cannot figure out the difference between satire and reality. Wonders never cease to amaze me!
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INFIDEL! Believe or you will be cast into the sub-par pirate ship with no strippers, and flat keystone light! I would die for the holy FSM, and for a place on the mighty celestial pirate ship!
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S.
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The Chocolate Farting Dude?? Surely he’s one of our beloved FSM’s prophets!!
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Well this is an odd message… I do believe we are both on the same side here. The FSM is comical representation of other religions and your are right that it is equally invalid as other religions. Pastafarians aren’t there to follow in the occult but rather mock those people who have been brainwashed as you have said into following other religions by spoofing their gods and replacing it with his noodliness the FSM. I wish a good day to you and next i advise you to be informed on who or even on what topic you send hate mail(and concerned criticisms) to.
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TLDR
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Good sir, you seem to be insinuating that we as Pastafarians would not die in service to our god.
Though I am not dressed like a pirate, I think I can safely tell you that one of the ways we honor Him is to partake in his noodely embodiment. In this manner, I would gladly die to serve His divine will.
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Obvious troll is obvious,
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He’s not real?
*does sad panda dance*
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All hail the Farting Chocolate Dude! May his sugary flatulance always be upon you.
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Really? lmao wow. This is why we need to start chosing who can have children. Read before posting.
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You’d think with the amount of words in that rant he’d first take time to understand what he’s ranting about.
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wow an atheist hater, thats rare
but dude its satire
its a joke
its supposed to be funny
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Ha. Sometimes a supremely clueless piece of hate mail comes along, such that nobody leaves a comment any longer than a few sentences. Bravo Magnus.
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Read the freaking Open Letter Dumbass. SATIRE, might want to look that up in a freaking dictionary, or is your brain at the bottom of some kind of size curve which will get bigger in the next century but you’ll never live to see it judging from where your intelligence seems to be getting you in life
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If you don’t get the joke and you know it, clap your hands…..
(Magnus, this is where you start clapping.)
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Satire is wasted on most people.
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Unusual! A typical moronic, troll-type don’t-get-it post containing a shining nugget of imagination – the farting Chocolate Dude. Deep in the recesses of Magnus’s skull, a tiny cluster of brain-cells is still alive and functioning. He must nurture them.
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You know, you have to wonder, if people don’t get Pastafarianism when there’s a short and concise website about it (and not the thousands of different versions of any major religion), what do people actually learn when they read (or if they ever read) their own holy books.
Scary thought isn’t it.
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Words fail me, and Magnus too by the looks of it.
If I were American, this guy would make me ashamed. Infact as a human, I am ashamed to share the earth with this dimwit.
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Yet another unintelligible letter exemplifying the stupidity of religious fanatics. Can’t be bothered to finish reading this one that I can in no way understand.
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I believe that I can account for Magnus’ low IQ. You see, during his mother’s pregnancy, the FSM touched his mother with his Noodly Appendange and turned the Amniotic Fluid in her belly into Rum. Magnus, thus nourished as a fetus, developed Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. And now here he is today.
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Now i’m confused. Am I Mark or is Bobby Mark?
Let’s say it’s me. Why do i believe in God and want to kill myself? And then why do I start believing in Allah and want to kill myself? Why will I believe in a farting chocolate dude in the future?
Why are the pirates sinking and why is global warming going to be all over in 100 years?
I don’t understand what you are saying Magnus. What do you mean when you say ‘We are alive now, aren’t we?’? Are you not sure if we’re alive?
I want to understand you Magnus, please, tell me what drugs you are using. Why am I ‘Mark’ Magnus why why why?? I need to know Magnus, it’s eating me up inside!!
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Sooo…dude…here is a point watch it …watch it…ooops it has once again passed over your head…you were too busy trying to be right about something and you missed it again…another one bites the dust…
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LOL farting chocolate dude!!!! i friggin love it… :)
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Dear Dude:
We believe this for the same reason millions of people believe a rebellious, revolutionary, and ordinary man was the son of god and died on a cross for their sins. We believe this for the same reason millions of people believe in a big, bad, all-knowing, sky daddy that cares about you but in a book attributed to him, he lies and is contradictory. We believe this because we can. And there’s nothing you can do about it. Nothing you can say or rationalize will ever change our minds.
I’ll stop believing in the FSM when they stop praying and proposing to teach Intelligent Design in my public schools. I’ll stop when idiots stop attaching tracts to my windshield or knocking on my door to join in the worship of Christ. I’ll stop when men stop telling women what to do with their bodies. I’ll stop when women are treated equally in religions. I’ll stop when religion stops using guilt as a means of control. I’ll stop when you stop telling me what I’m allowed to think or feel.
Until that time, I am touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Meisha
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This is gold. Absolute gold. Magnus, Do you normally attack those that believe the same things you do? or is the FSM too big a threat to your Chocolate Farting Dude? Rival Fake Religion perhaps? Anyway as it has been said many times before and will no doubt be said again…… try reading.
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what if intelligent design created satire? Where would this whole idea be at than?
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mmm…Come On! I’m trying to classify you, you can choose between “troll” and “people who demonstrate that an atheist can be as stupid as any believer”
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Jasmine: I was thinking of how a logon screen would force newbies to the site to view the “about” page first, but then we wouldn’t get trolls like Magnus for our entertainment! Isn’t it funny about human nature that Magnus would spend twice as long to compose his rant than it would have taken to read what the Pastafarians are all about? If – instead of clueless bastards like Magnus – we had no posts except from Creationists trying to argue their points, there would be much less activity here.
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Thank you Marcus Aurelius. SATIRE! Prime example of Jonathan Swift’s Modest Proposal.
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Think again, Magnus, think again!
LJS
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THIS IS FUNNY TO ME BECAUSE YOUR TALKING DOWN TO USE LIKE WERE DUMB BUT YOUR THE ONE WHO DOESNT GET THE HUMOR
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The Farting Chocolate Dude melted for your sins.
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How did you know about Farting Chocolate Dude?
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OH MY FUCKING FSM! THIS IS SO FUNNY! Seriously, I feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed to believe in this bullshit! Come on! I’m not gonna have a 10 pages long document telling that christianity is bullshit (just as all other religions), but come on! God was invented by humans! A fucking invisible cloud man! Just think about it for a second… An invisible cloud man. Do you know why christianity was made? Because some guys wanted to show the world how easy it is to brainwash idiots. When it was published, the brainwashed people refused to accept it, and kept on believing in a fucking, invisible cloud man! Oh my FSM!
I couldnt be bothered with the rest
Mathers
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Does anyone else think it’s odd that someone can be independent enough to shun religion, but also be sufficiently ditzy to not realise when other people are taking the piss, a la FSM? To be fair, this guy isn’t the first to have made such a comment. But when they do, isn’t it an absolute treat?
In many ways, FSM boils down to good old fashioned sarcasm. And, as it’s said, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. So when the lowest common denominator is leaving certain people frowning and scratching their heads, it’s definitely time to shake your head and chuckle in disbelief.
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Do you guys think that the FCD (Farting Chocolate Dude) is perhaps just another incarnation of his noodliness? Perhaps he is an FSM Saint? Saint Farting Chocolate Dude? Perhaps it is time to add to the canon? Do I only write questions?
Though I wonder why the FSM might want a FARTING chocolate dude? Wouldn’t a Non-farting chocolate dude be more fun to hang out with? Unless the chocolate farts smell like chocolate? Then I could understand the preference for a saint with a gas problem.
Hmmm, I have many things to consider over my pasta.
RAmen
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For those of you who are still wondering, even after reading Magnus’ post…
I can indeed confirm that, yes, there ARE stupid atheists, and even stupid non-believers. There are an awful lot of those where I come from. In fact, most people are stupid, and since the FSM is completely indiscriminate, there’s an equal percentage of non-believers as stupid as you think all Christians are.
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Glad to know you’re in for the long haul @#79 Meisha.
“Mark first believes in god, and he believes so much in it that he would kill himself for god and jesus. Then somebody makes him believe in Allah and all that bullshit. Now Mark knows that Islam is true, and he would kill himself for allah. Then he is brainwashed to believe in the flying spaghetti monster. Now he knows that god, jesus and allah is bullshit, and now he knows that the flying spaghetti monster is real.”-Magnus.
2 things. 1: God and Allah are the same thing, Allah is actually just the Arabic (Aramaic? I forget exactly) word for God – they’re both the God of Abraham, and hence the Jewish/Christian/Muslim God. That’s why the Big 3 monotheistic religions (leaving ours aside for now) are also called Abrahamic religions, it’s basically like a bunch of kids from a really dysfunctional family bickering over which one of them Daddy loves the most. And…
2: See, here’s the one of the big differences in this scenario that drew me to FSMism (besides the pirates/flimsy morals/sweet Heaven): Mark will never, ever have to, or be encouraged to, kill himself or anyone else for the FSM, who is unusually, perhaps even uniquely, self-assured and peaceful for a Creator deity – who are generally a pretty nasty bunch. In fact, the FSM would be right ticked off if Mark ever even seriously considered doing so, and would probably tell him to calm down, eat some pasta, go drink some beer, and then find a consenting saucy wench to knock pirate boots with before he hurts somebody.
RAmen.
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May the great FSM touch you and make your stomach all warm and marinara like dude. Like actually READ before you reply to stuff like this? And everyone has been trying to explain to you the truth dude – the FSM is as real as well like…invisible flying fish. I hope you Carbo diem dude, it’s really good for you.
RAmen
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Actually Mark….errrr, Magus, the religion you believe in IS the correct one. At least that’s how MOST religions work. Hmmm, I was going to keep writing, but that’s about the only “argument” you made. Also, do you have any tangible evidence that we are on the top of a temperature curve, or that in about 100 years the temperature will sink again?
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The Farting Chocolate Dude = The FSM’s gay lover???
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I say that through Magnus has been revealed a prophet of the holy FSM (sauce be upon him)!
He is the one that comes before the one, who’s shoes he isn’t even fit to tie. The Farting Chocolate Dude (he melts for your sins), a minor deity, the sweet sickly smell of whom is what inspires us to act and in fact even to get hungry so as to consume spaghetti, and thus to give thanks. He has been revealed to us through this misguided and slightly confused person.
I agree with Nastyogre, he must be canonised!
However we need to agree on his role. Is he a minor deity or a saint?
I call upon our great prophet Bobby to lead us now and to inform us of how we should regard this FCD.
/Ramen
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you mate
are a wankstain
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um yeah, i believe in Jesus and I definitely wouldn’t kill myself because that’s not what Jesus wants us to do and I definitely wouldn’t kill anybody else. Maybe you guys should try picking up the bible and disproving scientifically that Jesus doesn’t exist. I think you’d find that He does and that He is the only way to eternal life not eternal death. God is love.
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DavidJ (#96) – are you implying that the FSM is a fudge-packer?
Nay, I say the FCD is an apostle, like the Checked Tablecloth or the Parmesan Grater.
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Oh My Effing FSM!!!! Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that a letter based on the denouncement of religion in general starts with “OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!” ? That’s what struck me at least, be side the obvious “Do you know what satire means?”.
-RAmen
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I’m confused, I mean really confused, is Mangus able to breathe on his own or is the FSM keeping him alive for our amusement. I look forward to seeing him if Jerry Springer even returns to TV.
I just have a few questions.
Why doesn’t FSM or at least the prophet charge franchise fees on pasta manufacture’s, italian resturants and the like for using his being as a food source?
The catholics have been pulling that crap off for years with turning bread into the body of christ, turning them into cannibals as far as I’m concerned and they sent the collection plate around even though they are the richest organisation in the world.
Is there a push to get religious holidays recognised? I feel I would do a lot of worshipping in places close to our heaven (Pubs and strip clubs).
On a more serious note I do like the Kive.org idea proving just how little the FSM wants from us he wants us to give to others, has Mangus signed up I wonder or is he spending his money fighting this glorious religion?
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It’s supossed to be ironic!
DUH!
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I fart on your comment, good sir.
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WTF? God bless you! Magnus is a rancid pesto, and I am unanimous in that.
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The “Farting Chocolate Dude”..you mean my cell mate? I refuse to bow down to him, so don’t remind me!
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Hi Jack@99. Maybe you should try picking up the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and disprvoing scientifically that the FSM doesn’t exist. I think you’d find that His Noodly Goodness does exist and is the only way to the stripper factory and beer volcano, not an eternal lake of fire. God is love, of course; why else would he say this: “I form the light and create darkness. I make peace and create evil. I the Lord do all these things.”
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In case anyone cares, I counted the phrase “come on” eight times and the word “brainwash(ed)” 5 times.
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Is the “Farting Chocolate Dude” a dude made of chocolate that farts, or a dude that farts chocolate?
Could someone please smack Magnus with a clue stick?
R’Amen.
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Psst! Magnus! It’s called parody.
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This has got to be one of the most perfect examples of just how gullible and/or uneducated you have to be in order to be religious. It’s even called satire, yet he still thinks that people actually believe that god is a sentient meal of pasta and tasty sauce. He probably gave the global warming to pirate population ratio chart a serious once over as well.
Dude, all Pastafarians are in on this. It’s a grand joke. Just like every other religion. Even with that said, to honestly believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster is no more ludicrous than Christianity. I’ll use one of my favorite quotes to illustrate why.
Christianity: Believing that a Jewish zombie who was his own father sent himself down to die for the sins of mankind that were started by an animated dirt-man and rib-woman who were tricked into eating magic fruit by a talking snake. -Anonmyous
And they call us fools.
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A New York man who pleaded guilty in January to charges of aiding al Qaeda was ready to be a suicide bomber for the organization, but was told he needed more religious instruction, according to a document obtained by CNN on Thursday.
Hey, Magnus: go bother the “instructors”, if you want to do something constructive.
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Hail his extraordinary Browness, the Farting Chocolate Dude, may all fall down and worship at his Holy Bubbly Vat. Spaghetti monster, though art a FALSE GOD. get thee gone back to the slimy depths of Napoli and do not tempt us with your noodly appendages and succulent meatballs again.
For I will follow those sweet fragrant chocolately botty burps until a new even more tempting deity comes on the scene and persuades me to.
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I am starting to think that maybe those hate-mails were written in the sole purpose to give people a good laugh and keep them writing comments. Hard to believe that someone would actually mean what is written in those hate-mails.. You don’t even have to read the open letter to understand the real purpose of the FSM, just seeing the first page of the website does that job.. interesting how people think, or to what point their beliefs can filter their environment.. They even forgot that Jesus was also known as the great pirate BlueBeard.
Yoho.
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Did any of what he said make sense to any of you? He seemed to contradict himself, is he saying all religions are bullshit?
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haha…..ummm….all hail TCFD. comical comment, i hope hes still able to walk after that rant. :)
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Is it true …. Pastafarism isn’t a real relligion ? Damn ! Again I was dupped by mean people who can’t think of other things then brainwash me and steal all my money ! I mean it’s the 9th time this week that I joined a new relligion ! When will I get it ?
By the way , what’s the website about the FCD ? If the Mighty FSM isn’t real I need a new replacement … I mean come on I can’t live without a deity telling me my every moves during the day !
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Dear Magnus
Here are a few words that will make you smarter and help you breathe more easily
Any religion the inspires you have a full life and do your very best to care about others is a good religion.
Now, only one is valid.
Put a smile on your face, invite a friend, parent or lover over for some pasta, share your love and accept His glorius presence, full of joy in your body and spirit.
Your life will then really begin.
R’Amen
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You, sir, are a dumb ass.
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Swing and a miss
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If he is bright enough to be Atheist, then he is also bright enough to know what a satire is, the mail is fake.
God damn attention whores.
Ramen
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#92 Olax
I agree that there are stupid atheists. I agree that there are intelligent christians. But I don’t agree that “there’s an equal percentage of non-believers as stupid as you think all Christians are”.
Some statistics seems to show that education and religiosity are inversely correlated.
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I didn’t even have to read all of this, in fact I couldn’t even stay interested long enough, to realize how stupid this guy is. And someone wasn’t paying attention in class when satire was being discussed.
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It is absolutely true that there are stupid atheists. Olax himself is the best example.
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People,
Magnus seems to bee another one of those dimwitted losers that can’t tell that FSMism is another one of those net.religions that’s intended to make fun of a real religion. Most of these hate-mails fall into this category. I sometimes wonder why Bobby continues to post this BS. Has he never seen the phrase “flames to /dev/null”? Robert, ignore it! If you don’t post it they can’t get their jollies you ignorant fool! I realize evangelicals sometimes act like they’re inbred, but really.
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I feel bad for the people who think this religious is serious, I also pity those whose own personal faith is so weak, that they feel threatened by Pastafarianism.
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My cheeks hurt… A lot! This is the best thing that I have ever read. Farting Chocolate Dude. My face hurts. Dope. The hate mail cannot be real.
Ramen
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I believe in FCD! He is all powerful.
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I read most of the responses here and am extremely discouraged by the stupidity of most of the submitters. They are too ignorant to understand the message that this satire is crying out. The Pirate’s and global warming is a perfect example of the trash the government and the media try’s to feed us.
I am all for FSM as it makes just as much sense as any other beliefs.
People are so stupid that they even voted for Obama thinking they would never have to work again
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Hi Bob, I missed it when president Obama promised that those who voted for him would never have to work again, would you mind pointing out to me when the memo went out?
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Insightful Ape,
Bob never said that Obama promised that people would never have to work again. He was simply stating that there were people stupid enough to *think* (based on no fact) that if Obama was elected that would be the case. I have actually heard people say this.
RAmen
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Sure, Jesso. People can be delsuional. But did he or his supporters ever lead anyone to believe that?
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I voted for Obama, hoping I would never have to work again, but only because I didn’t want McCain to become president since he planned to deport anyone who wasn’t a wealthy, white, heterosexual, christian and invade another middle eastern country for oil.
RAmen
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No, Obama never did anything to lead people to believe that. I already stated that when I said “there were people stupid enough to *think* (BASED ON NO FACT) that if Obama was elected…” yada.
But yes, his supporters (we are talking ordinary people, not those actually involved in the campaign or any of his officials) did say those things. Like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36×8rTb3jI
Quote “I won’t have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won’t have to worry about paying my mortgage”. I also did read the comments under the video, and I in no way condone any of that bigoted nonsense. Will someone please assure me that one day we will figure out that skin color doesn’t fucking matter?!?
Belief, whether based on fact or not, is a powerful thing. But you know that. That is why you come here.
I didn’t want either of them as president. I am sick of all career politicians, and I think we should vote them all out.
RAmen
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How funny it is that you would mention The Farting Chocolate Dude. He is a young deity, but has managed to make his way to the internet to be adored. He thanks you for the name-drop and spouts a chocolate fart your way.
fartingchocolatedude.org
RAmen
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How did you know my name is Mark? This must be divine intervention. You have been touched by Our Lord and he wispered my name to you.
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Mmm… ignorant tard who probably hasn’t heard of global warming. Temperature curve… one that the world has never seen the likes of perhaps…
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aww, he doesnt get it! he says he thinks all religion is bullshit, ergo he is an atheist. he’s one of us, but he’s stupid enough to think we’re serious. come on dude, join us. it’s a MICKEY-TAKE.
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Yes, because this makes perfect sence.
PS. I secretly worship the FSM.
RAmen. May the sauce be with you.
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Hahahaha the irony of how this email is calling us all stupid is brilliant!
Although I’m afraid the joke might be lost on him :(
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Clearly mangus, you have no idea what a parody is, or a joke, or even how to write write witout repeting everything needlessly, or what a parody is. Nor have you or anyone else who writes these hate mails read the letter to the kansas school board, or know what a joke is.
It seems you have been brainwashed by the bloody green idiots and the league of talking in riddles and bullshit and refusing to believe what a parody is.
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I can only pray for you.
Blessed is the Pastafarian.
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Are you “mark”?
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I’ll give Magnus one point. Spaghetti was invented by humans. And humans were invented by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Agreed? All hail his NOODLEYNESS! Thank FSM!
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Hahaha I didn’t even read this whole letter because it was too long winded and I got bored….
I just absolutely LOVE it when people completely miss the point, nobody is brainwashed, it is us who are of high intelligence and people who don’t understand our satire who are getting all worked up and making fools of themselves! Always makes me smile when they show off their stupidity like this! We are making a valid point!
All hail our mighty noodely one! RAmen :8E
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I couldnt even finish all the loud hateful dribble coming out of his keyboard, may you see the sauce and be touched by His noodly appendage
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Remember magnus, All Is PastaBowl. Even you. May you be touched His Noodliness.
RAmen.
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“Muslims and christians believe so much in god and stuff that they would kill themselves for their “gods”.”
Is this suggesting that we, as FSMists, would not die for His Noodliness?!
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@ 148 – bugs – ,
The FSM has been able to take care of him/herself since creation. Any of our deaths for ideological grounds would be a waste and a victory for the hate-mailers. Remember the eight I’d-Really-Rather-You-Didn’ts where killing for the FSM is forbidden. That includes suicide.
RAmen
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Maybe you should stop using the words shit and bull shit because they were used way too many times. Why don’t you just respect other’s beliefs and back off.
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This man, he does not realize what fsm is about!
I feel sorry for you, and know that one day i will meat up with fsm, and hopefully be able to snack on his noodely deliciousness.
. RAmen
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u guys r fucking idiots! i mean WTF?! Flying Spaghetti monster??Stripper factory?? Beer Volcano?? WTF have u been smokin?! i thought jahova’s witnesses were dickheads but this is just retarded. seriously if u seriously beleive in this bullshit then u need 2 lay off the drugs and see a psychiatrist.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is about as real as a female orgasm fuckheads :P
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Kevin (#152) took enough time off from playing Doom in his mom’s basement to write “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is about as real as a female orgasm “. Undoubtedly that is true in your world, Keven.
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You know, Kevin, I truly hope you’re a troll; because if you’re not, you are the absolute biggest waste of human flesh I’ve come across in quite awhile. So sad.
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Dear Kevin,
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“u guys r fucking idiots.” No, we are much too intelligent and principled to fuck idiots. Too bad your daddy didn’t have similar reservations.
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St. ATSAP REVOL, Patron Saint of Dumb Asses (Like you, Kevin)
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Aaarghhh mi hearties, ye landlubbers, I am Converted!
All hail the Flying Spagetti Monster!
RAmen
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Kevin said “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is about as real as a female orgasm “”
then,,I’m a believer, and a girl…
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Magnus, when you’re in a movie theatre, do you shout out things like “I saw that same guy die in an earlier movie! He can’t be alive?”
Get a clue on what’s going on. A parody. With mock tenets. WTF?
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Oh my. I am a true pastafarian.
I laughed so loud at all the hate mail: do these people not get it? You’d think with the power of the web they could at least research a little but more to understand the point. Best quote so far “God’s word is like Gravity” – No its not! As a Physicist I can clearly see the distinction between a measurable universal force and an abstract concept with no metric.
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Honestly magnus…I beleive that you may very well be the first stupid atheist.
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You sound even more ignorant by how much you curse, but most of all your stupidity is shown for thinking we seriously believe in an omnipotent, flying pile of spaghetti and meatballs…One word you need to look up in a dictionary-Satire!
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@153
I think he’s joking, mostly from the use of “:P”
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Dear ITNA ITSAP (#162)
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We should have dinner together some evening soon. But are you sure you spelled your last name correctly? I would have thought it would be spelled the same as my first name. Or are you the ITNA TSIRHC trying to sneak onto our website in disguise?
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One way or the other, I bid you a delicious, non-noodley life. RAmen.
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St. ATSAP REVOL, The Patron Saint of Pastafarians and Poseurs
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Fucking great (asshole)
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Oh wow is this dude serious
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…and what kind of name is Magnus anyway???
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Oh thank you, Kevin. I had been suffering doubt about the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Faith can be difficult to muster in times of strife, and I have been questioning His role in the world. Yet you so clearly illustrated to me the logical existence of the almighty FSM. If the FSM is as real as the female orgasm, I am saved. And satisfied.
Thank you for restoring me to my faith in His Noodly Appendage.
Ramen,
-Sally :8E
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@166
Swedish?
I think should be many pastafarians there.
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The name Magnus comes from latin. It means “great”. In this case great as in great stupidity.
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In response to the original letter, I am gravely offended at all of the hateful assumptions that Magnus makes. I am indeed Mike, although you mistakenly called me Mark, but I was not brainwashed, for I refused to believe the lies that are this “Pastafarianism.” In fact, I have found the one true faith, Farting Chocolate Dudism. And I deeply resent the implication that FCD is in any way false or made up, and in fact i frankly can’t believe that you tried to equate FCD with Pastafarianism. We Farting Chocolate Dudists have many sacred texts that tell us exactly how and when the world was created, and prescribe the true set of moral norms that must be followed by all believers and moral people (e.g. Tuesday is sacred Chocolate Farting day, Friday is wear-no-deodorant day, etc.) In conclusion, I must ask you to rescind your references to Farting Chocolate Dudism, or I will be forced to respond with legal action.
Sincerely,
Mark
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Spaghetti was created as a form of praise towards his Saucyness.
We partake in eating this wondrous dish to show our love and appreciation towards HIM.
By eating spaghetti, you are worshipping this beautiful omniopresent figure!
Long live his Saucyness!
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if i had a cat i would name him pasti
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Did it ever occur to you that FSM exsisted, created everything and then created a delicious food in his own image for us to enjoy everyday? Or even taught the pirates of Italy how to make this great and holy food? I doubt it. Meditate on that for a couple days.
RAmen,
Rebecca. Yar.
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I see the light of Farting Chocolate Dudism!
Long live His Bubbling Syrupness!
Dylan
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i think magnus is so close to getting what FSM s all about. . . .
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I am afraid that you are the one that has been brainwashed my friend.
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Until now there has been no dessert in Pastafarianism.
Perhaps this Chocolate fellow has been sent.
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I just felt compelled to write because this thread gave me the biggest chuckle i have had all day (#153, #170). There’s nothing quite like a sense of intellectual superiority, is there?! ;)
Have a fantastically spaghettified evening
RAmen
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Im with kevin on this one…… im pretty sure when he gets done with is world of warcraft adventure he has all the time in the world to see if females actually orgasm. i mean think about how times have you seen a female orgasm. rofl
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Tell us more about this Farting Chocolate Dude!!!!!
ALL HAIL THE FARTING CHOCOLATE DUDE!!!!!! DEATH TO THE PASTAFARIANS!!!!!!
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why does he hate christians. i dont get it.
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Look up the definition of satire and get back to us
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Mark, me matey
I be having a question about this FCD in which you believe: Is it that the dude be farting chocolate or is it that the dude be made of chocolate?
Shiver me timbers, if it’s the first one then you are a scurvy deluded brainwashed dog! If it be the latter you are a doglike deluded scurvy suffering brainwashee!
You better do your prayers double quick to be touched by her noodly appendage or be prepared to walk the plank me hearty. Arrrrrrrrrrr!
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Hmm, Oh dear FSM
I only read a little of this post and some reactions and, in 2 minutes I see people in complete denial of
A) global warming (yes it’s true you stupid redneck analphabetic dumbass)
B) the female orgasm (easy to deny when you’ve clearly never had any chance of being around a girl within 10 yards)
However, if the existence of the FSM depends on the existence of the female orgasm, my faith has just been renewed! Anyone wanna try to test the existance of our god, the FSM, with me? ^^
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… if Dan Brown writes a story explaining the conspiracy to suppress pasta related religions by Opus dei. Until then I am opposed to this religion wholeheartedly since I am a feminist vegetarian, the those noodley appendages are disturbingly phallic. I am also disturbed that the only t-shirt with breasts is pink. Children growing up today are already inundated with gender based color stereotyping without pseudo religions joining the crusade. Did you know that 95% of Somali pirates are male? To bring this down to an acceptable 50%, I ask that the fish pirate t-shirt have breasts. 1, 2 or 3. It is typical in this society which is averse to malformations that 3 breasted t-shirts are rarely seen. Lastly Kevin, your dismissal of the “female orgasm” reminds slu- I mean feminists everywhere that they must never let up in their incessant humiliation and undermining of men. Kevin you have a very small noodley appendage.
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http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/220762
reminds me of the rapper in this south park episode lol ~ fishsticks
Ramen!
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Seriously, this is the stuff that makes me lose hope in humanity. How the fuck can someone laugh at FSM, then take it seriously by writing a whole wall-o-text? It’s like rating a troll, then getting trolled and flaming them
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I found it guys!! The church of the farting chocolate dude.
Let us all be disciples of his chocolaty flatulence.
http://fartingchocolatedude.org/
May the The Farting Chocolate Dude waft Aeros in your face.
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Does this guy think we’re serious?
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The Farting Chocolate Dude may be a false Prophet. Then again, the FCD could be The Messiah, the messenger of the FSM on Earth. I’m not sure; I’m confused by the acronyms and the anachronisms, and arachnophobia.
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Magnus, can you really be that dumb?
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Well it’s nice to see that even athiests don’t get the point. We’re not so differnt after all…
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It’s really silly that he is saying that the FSM religion is brainwashing people when Christianity does that more than any other religion. It scares poor people when they are at their weakest point, like when they went to jail or depressed and say that it will all go away if you follow god.
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DO YOUR REASEARCH BEFORE MAKING A STATEMENT, OR OTHERWISE YOU LOOK THE DUMB ONE!!!
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I’m afraid you may be mistaken about the point of the ‘religion’. It was created as a protest against teaching Intelligent Design in Science. Surely you can see that not just one religion should be taught in Science and that they should be taught in RE (Religious Education). Thanks. RAmen
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Magnus has brought such Joy! Hail Chocolate Farting Dude!
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I love when Magnus says “Come on. It’s all in your brains.” Makes her look like such a stupid person. She seriously needs to rethink what she is saying before she posts. It’s all in your brain, Magnus, it’s all in your brain.
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Are you telling me that Jesus, my gardener, is some kind of deity? Now, I feel like such an @$$ for not giving him a bigger tip for the Talk Like A Pirate holiday. And if he is a deity, why can’t he do a better job on the edging. It looks like he took a chainsaw to the lawn.
Oh, wait, what was I talking about? Oh, yeah, Magnus….
You’re wrong. Brainwashing only works if you are on a low carb diet. We here do not have that problem thanks to HIS noodliness. Throw down a meatball or two and some nice parmigiana cheese and you have the makings of one clear thinking congregation, baby.
BTW, what is all this talk of satire? Is that the goat guy with the flute? When did he join the dogma?
All Hail the Master of the Noodley Appendage.
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I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. Thank-you Magnus and Kevin. Some people are so clueless as to what’s going on.
You may not believe in Him, but the flying spaghetti monster believes in you. All hail his pasta greatness
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The farting chocolate dude!!! This man has had a visit from a prophet! Is it true? You have met the farting chocolate dude? what word or news did he bring of our lord the FSM?
What’s really funny is that this guy seems to have drank Right-Wing the Kool-Aid about global warming. He had me, almost, until he talked about the temperature going down in 100 years
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I can only thank the Noodly one that you will never reproduce – and anyone called Kevin too, Pirates are cool why do you think that Sponge Bob Squarepants is introduced by Patchy the Pirate. Still if they had actually read the site they would of figured out that the words parody and satire are used. Still I think we should talk about Dinosaurs, they are cool rather than bother wasting our time with these serial masturbators who can barely spell. Just rememebr Dinosaurs ROOAAARRR!!
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From the tone of his comment, I’m guessing Kevin is 12 or 13 and is someone whose age equates to his IQ.
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to Jan, post 184. Where have you been all my life? You’re not in upstate NY are you?
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Once again I am ASTOUNDED that they didn’t check out this site first. Seriously, can you name ONE serious religious site with a HATE MAIL TAB!?
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haha i have to say this is the most entertaining website ive seen in a long time. I love how some people actually think this “religion” is serious and they’re getting all upset. chill out, and just enjoy the pasta sauce :)
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Please look up parody and satire in the dictionary.
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dear Mangus,
You spelled flying wrong. just FYI =)
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OMFG YOUR RIGHT, MAGNUS! AND GUESS WHAT? BABIES DON’T COME FROM THAT GIANT FLYING BIRD! And the people in that book where Vampire Robot Nazis take overr the world AREN’T REAL!
Seriously, you need to get a life outside of going to G rated movies then shouting out stuff like ‘BUT TOYS GODDAMIT DON’T FUCKING TALK! WHAT DAMMIT KIND OF IDIOTIC FUCKED UP SHIT IS FUCKING THIS?’
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dude……chillllllllll
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dude……chillllllllll maybs you should like…idk READ THE LETTER XD
oh but wait… that wold require intelligence now wouldnt it?
being a teenager i was smart enuff to check out what this whole thing is about…so you must b about 4 or 5 not to u kno see all the evidence before conviction
and to that weirdo kevin over there..yeahh uhmm “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is about as real as a female orgasm “
well then hes more real than i would have expected, me being a girl and all
OH AND JUST BTDUBS yeah magnus and kevin y’all are douchebags so u can go back to jacking off in a sock now
KBI
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BRAINSPAZIM!!!
Oh, and farting chocolite dude is a cult not a religion
technicly baptisim and mormonisim are branching cults of the christanity faith, which branches from judahism… which, some will argue rightly borrow many of its concepts myths and charicters from other older faiths and cultures…. the ten commandments from the ejuptian book of the dead, the creation from meesopotamian mythology and the ideals of duality and god/devil conflict from zoroastrianisim,
by comparison, FSM is actually quite unique, its deity is a foodstuff that requires its body be eaten, without the intermeditry step and symbology as propositioned by jesus’ last supper. his symbol of good is a traditionaly villanous form, the pirate, and FSM heaven offers the delights of sin in a safe envoronment.
if anything, be FSM myth or gospel, its hard to compete with.
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Heyo fellow pastafarians. What do you guys make of this one? It’s wicked long. xD I’m surprised someone actually had the time to type all that.
R’amen.
PS: Ohyeah, me and a friend are gonna be the FSM come halloween. I’ll be one half, she’ll be the other, and we’ll walk around in a half-hug for x number of parties and hours. We’re gonna sew the tentacles to our arms so that they move when we move. It’ll be so win. We’ve already agreed to only take pictures with those in full pirate regalia. :D Should I send a picture to hang on the site?
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wow. if you are a religous person your 3rd sentence doesnt make sence. ALL RELIGIONS BRAIN WASH YOU! this is about as ubsurd as the bible. oh yea, theres this guy who had a mom that apparently, HAD SEX WITH GOD! wow. thats america for you.
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Wow, some people take this way too seriously. Not just anti-FSM people but some of my fellow Pastafarians too. Beer volcanos and stripper factory whoo!
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ITS A JOKE!!!!!!! you stupid monkey fucking aids ridden retard.
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Does anyone else find this completely ironic? “OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY! Seriously, I feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed to believe in this bullshit!” This is the exact same thing that happens in christianity. Aren’t you angry about that, Magnus?
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http://fartingchocolatedude.org/
uh-huh, there’s even a website dedicated to this hate mail :) how nice.
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Humans are funny little creatures.
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There is a farting chocolate dude? What a relief! I thought it was all just in my imagination.
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Come on.
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I am going to call Pole’s Law on this one
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THE FARTING CHOCOLATE DUDE ISN’T REAL?!
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i do feel sorry for you man!
there is a God-its how we were made
you’re brainwashed by everyone else-you have been brainwashed-u want freedome-there is an afterlife-change your ways now-or you will regret-i promise!
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Thank god there are other people out there, who think god does not exist. We are brainwashed by the churches. Eat this on a certain day, wear a particular type of clothing, starve yourself for a certain number of days. Its not natural, geez. The bible is full of bullshit stories made up over a few thousand of years. If Adam and Eve is real, then my god the whole worlds population is related…….doh we have all committed sexual crimes then hey. Another one is that Noah lived for over 900 years old. Boy they must have been the good old days. How did he get 2 of every kind into an Ark that couldn’t possible fit every specie on the planet? l could go on but l would be here for ages.
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You would be right, if the whole thing weren’t a joke! The whole point of the FSM is for Atheists to make a point!
-Kyle
P.S. You have obviously not been touched by his noodly appendage.
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You think we are being brainwashed into this? We simply love His Noodliness and that’s that.
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Words escape me…
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