OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY! Seriously, I feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed to believe in this bullshit! Come on! I’m not gonna have a 10 pages long document telling that this religion is bullshit (just as all other religions), but come on! Spaghetti is invented by humans! A fucking flyinh spaghetti monster! Just think about it for a second… A flying spaghetti monster. Do you know why this stupid religion was made? Because some guys wanted to show the world how easy it is to brainwash idiots. When it was published, the brainwashed people refused to accept it, and kept on believing in a fucking, flying spaghetti monster! Oh my god! And ofcourse the amount of pirates is sinking! THEY ARE BEING KILLED! And ofcourse the temperature is rising! WE ARE ON THE TOP OF A TEMPERATURE CURVE, and in about 100 years, the temperature will start to sink again. But there will still be as many “pirates”. This is all so fucking bullshit. Come on. In one million years from now, some students making a cult for fun is gonna say that the world was made 100 years ago or something similar to this shit. But come on. We are alive now, aren’t we? But in a thousand years (or 50) this religion will be forgotten, and people will start believing in other stupid religions, such as “The Farting Chocolate Dude”. And come on. Muslims and christians believe so much in god and stuff that they would kill themselves for their “gods”. But you know that those religions are bullshit. They know that the flying spaghetti monster is bullshit. Ok, now I’m gonna guess that your name is “Mark” and now let’s pretend “Mark” is the person reading this. Mark first believes in god, and he believes so much in it that he would kill himself for god and jesus. Then somebody makes him believe in Allah and all that bullshit. Now Mark knows that Islam is true, and he would kill himself for allah. Then he is brainwashed to believe in the flying spaghetti monster. Now he knows that god, jesus and allah is bullshit, and now he knows that the flying spaghetti monster is real. COME ON! It’s not like whatever religion you believe in is the one that is right about it all. It’s not like first, god and jesus exists in some heaven, then you change religion, now god and jesus doesn’t exist anymore, now the flying spaghetti monster / the farting chocolate dude is real.
Come on. It is all in your brains. You have been listening to masters in brainwashing for a long time and now you actually believe in something as stupid as a dinner invented by humans for not long ago made the fucking universe. A dinner. With meat and spice on. Come on dudes. What the fuck?
Think again
-Magnus
i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed
Published by Bobby Henderson July 17th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 227 Comments
227 Responses to “i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed”
This man, he does not realize what fsm is about!
I feel sorry for you, and know that one day i will meat up with fsm, and hopefully be able to snack on his noodely deliciousness.
. RAmen
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u guys r fucking idiots! i mean WTF?! Flying Spaghetti monster??Stripper factory?? Beer Volcano?? WTF have u been smokin?! i thought jahova’s witnesses were dickheads but this is just retarded. seriously if u seriously beleive in this bullshit then u need 2 lay off the drugs and see a psychiatrist.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is about as real as a female orgasm fuckheads :P
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Kevin (#152) took enough time off from playing Doom in his mom’s basement to write “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is about as real as a female orgasm “. Undoubtedly that is true in your world, Keven.
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You know, Kevin, I truly hope you’re a troll; because if you’re not, you are the absolute biggest waste of human flesh I’ve come across in quite awhile. So sad.
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Dear Kevin,
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“u guys r fucking idiots.” No, we are much too intelligent and principled to fuck idiots. Too bad your daddy didn’t have similar reservations.
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St. ATSAP REVOL, Patron Saint of Dumb Asses (Like you, Kevin)
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Aaarghhh mi hearties, ye landlubbers, I am Converted!
All hail the Flying Spagetti Monster!
RAmen
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Kevin said “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is about as real as a female orgasm “”
then,,I’m a believer, and a girl…
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Magnus, when you’re in a movie theatre, do you shout out things like “I saw that same guy die in an earlier movie! He can’t be alive?”
Get a clue on what’s going on. A parody. With mock tenets. WTF?
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Oh my. I am a true pastafarian.
I laughed so loud at all the hate mail: do these people not get it? You’d think with the power of the web they could at least research a little but more to understand the point. Best quote so far “God’s word is like Gravity” – No its not! As a Physicist I can clearly see the distinction between a measurable universal force and an abstract concept with no metric.
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Honestly magnus…I beleive that you may very well be the first stupid atheist.
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You sound even more ignorant by how much you curse, but most of all your stupidity is shown for thinking we seriously believe in an omnipotent, flying pile of spaghetti and meatballs…One word you need to look up in a dictionary-Satire!
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@153
I think he’s joking, mostly from the use of “:P”
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Dear ITNA ITSAP (#162)
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We should have dinner together some evening soon. But are you sure you spelled your last name correctly? I would have thought it would be spelled the same as my first name. Or are you the ITNA TSIRHC trying to sneak onto our website in disguise?
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One way or the other, I bid you a delicious, non-noodley life. RAmen.
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St. ATSAP REVOL, The Patron Saint of Pastafarians and Poseurs
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Fucking great (asshole)
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Oh wow is this dude serious
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…and what kind of name is Magnus anyway???
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Oh thank you, Kevin. I had been suffering doubt about the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Faith can be difficult to muster in times of strife, and I have been questioning His role in the world. Yet you so clearly illustrated to me the logical existence of the almighty FSM. If the FSM is as real as the female orgasm, I am saved. And satisfied.
Thank you for restoring me to my faith in His Noodly Appendage.
Ramen,
-Sally :8E
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@166
Swedish?
I think should be many pastafarians there.
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The name Magnus comes from latin. It means “great”. In this case great as in great stupidity.
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In response to the original letter, I am gravely offended at all of the hateful assumptions that Magnus makes. I am indeed Mike, although you mistakenly called me Mark, but I was not brainwashed, for I refused to believe the lies that are this “Pastafarianism.” In fact, I have found the one true faith, Farting Chocolate Dudism. And I deeply resent the implication that FCD is in any way false or made up, and in fact i frankly can’t believe that you tried to equate FCD with Pastafarianism. We Farting Chocolate Dudists have many sacred texts that tell us exactly how and when the world was created, and prescribe the true set of moral norms that must be followed by all believers and moral people (e.g. Tuesday is sacred Chocolate Farting day, Friday is wear-no-deodorant day, etc.) In conclusion, I must ask you to rescind your references to Farting Chocolate Dudism, or I will be forced to respond with legal action.
Sincerely,
Mark
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Spaghetti was created as a form of praise towards his Saucyness.
We partake in eating this wondrous dish to show our love and appreciation towards HIM.
By eating spaghetti, you are worshipping this beautiful omniopresent figure!
Long live his Saucyness!
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if i had a cat i would name him pasti
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Did it ever occur to you that FSM exsisted, created everything and then created a delicious food in his own image for us to enjoy everyday? Or even taught the pirates of Italy how to make this great and holy food? I doubt it. Meditate on that for a couple days.
RAmen,
Rebecca. Yar.
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I see the light of Farting Chocolate Dudism!
Long live His Bubbling Syrupness!
Dylan
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i think magnus is so close to getting what FSM s all about. . . .
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I am afraid that you are the one that has been brainwashed my friend.
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Until now there has been no dessert in Pastafarianism.
Perhaps this Chocolate fellow has been sent.
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I just felt compelled to write because this thread gave me the biggest chuckle i have had all day (#153, #170). There’s nothing quite like a sense of intellectual superiority, is there?! ;)
Have a fantastically spaghettified evening
RAmen
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Im with kevin on this one…… im pretty sure when he gets done with is world of warcraft adventure he has all the time in the world to see if females actually orgasm. i mean think about how times have you seen a female orgasm. rofl
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Tell us more about this Farting Chocolate Dude!!!!!
ALL HAIL THE FARTING CHOCOLATE DUDE!!!!!! DEATH TO THE PASTAFARIANS!!!!!!
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why does he hate christians. i dont get it.
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Look up the definition of satire and get back to us
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Mark, me matey
I be having a question about this FCD in which you believe: Is it that the dude be farting chocolate or is it that the dude be made of chocolate?
Shiver me timbers, if it’s the first one then you are a scurvy deluded brainwashed dog! If it be the latter you are a doglike deluded scurvy suffering brainwashee!
You better do your prayers double quick to be touched by her noodly appendage or be prepared to walk the plank me hearty. Arrrrrrrrrrr!
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Hmm, Oh dear FSM
I only read a little of this post and some reactions and, in 2 minutes I see people in complete denial of
A) global warming (yes it’s true you stupid redneck analphabetic dumbass)
B) the female orgasm (easy to deny when you’ve clearly never had any chance of being around a girl within 10 yards)
However, if the existence of the FSM depends on the existence of the female orgasm, my faith has just been renewed! Anyone wanna try to test the existance of our god, the FSM, with me? ^^
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… if Dan Brown writes a story explaining the conspiracy to suppress pasta related religions by Opus dei. Until then I am opposed to this religion wholeheartedly since I am a feminist vegetarian, the those noodley appendages are disturbingly phallic. I am also disturbed that the only t-shirt with breasts is pink. Children growing up today are already inundated with gender based color stereotyping without pseudo religions joining the crusade. Did you know that 95% of Somali pirates are male? To bring this down to an acceptable 50%, I ask that the fish pirate t-shirt have breasts. 1, 2 or 3. It is typical in this society which is averse to malformations that 3 breasted t-shirts are rarely seen. Lastly Kevin, your dismissal of the “female orgasm” reminds slu- I mean feminists everywhere that they must never let up in their incessant humiliation and undermining of men. Kevin you have a very small noodley appendage.
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http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/220762
reminds me of the rapper in this south park episode lol ~ fishsticks
Ramen!
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Seriously, this is the stuff that makes me lose hope in humanity. How the fuck can someone laugh at FSM, then take it seriously by writing a whole wall-o-text? It’s like rating a troll, then getting trolled and flaming them
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I found it guys!! The church of the farting chocolate dude.
Let us all be disciples of his chocolaty flatulence.
http://fartingchocolatedude.org/
May the The Farting Chocolate Dude waft Aeros in your face.
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Does this guy think we’re serious?
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The Farting Chocolate Dude may be a false Prophet. Then again, the FCD could be The Messiah, the messenger of the FSM on Earth. I’m not sure; I’m confused by the acronyms and the anachronisms, and arachnophobia.
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Magnus, can you really be that dumb?
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Well it’s nice to see that even athiests don’t get the point. We’re not so differnt after all…
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It’s really silly that he is saying that the FSM religion is brainwashing people when Christianity does that more than any other religion. It scares poor people when they are at their weakest point, like when they went to jail or depressed and say that it will all go away if you follow god.
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DO YOUR REASEARCH BEFORE MAKING A STATEMENT, OR OTHERWISE YOU LOOK THE DUMB ONE!!!
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I’m afraid you may be mistaken about the point of the ‘religion’. It was created as a protest against teaching Intelligent Design in Science. Surely you can see that not just one religion should be taught in Science and that they should be taught in RE (Religious Education). Thanks. RAmen
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Magnus has brought such Joy! Hail Chocolate Farting Dude!
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I love when Magnus says “Come on. It’s all in your brains.” Makes her look like such a stupid person. She seriously needs to rethink what she is saying before she posts. It’s all in your brain, Magnus, it’s all in your brain.
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Are you telling me that Jesus, my gardener, is some kind of deity? Now, I feel like such an @$$ for not giving him a bigger tip for the Talk Like A Pirate holiday. And if he is a deity, why can’t he do a better job on the edging. It looks like he took a chainsaw to the lawn.
Oh, wait, what was I talking about? Oh, yeah, Magnus….
You’re wrong. Brainwashing only works if you are on a low carb diet. We here do not have that problem thanks to HIS noodliness. Throw down a meatball or two and some nice parmigiana cheese and you have the makings of one clear thinking congregation, baby.
BTW, what is all this talk of satire? Is that the goat guy with the flute? When did he join the dogma?
All Hail the Master of the Noodley Appendage.
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I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. Thank-you Magnus and Kevin. Some people are so clueless as to what’s going on.
You may not believe in Him, but the flying spaghetti monster believes in you. All hail his pasta greatness
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The farting chocolate dude!!! This man has had a visit from a prophet! Is it true? You have met the farting chocolate dude? what word or news did he bring of our lord the FSM?
What’s really funny is that this guy seems to have drank Right-Wing the Kool-Aid about global warming. He had me, almost, until he talked about the temperature going down in 100 years
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