OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY! Seriously, I feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed to believe in this bullshit! Come on! I’m not gonna have a 10 pages long document telling that this religion is bullshit (just as all other religions), but come on! Spaghetti is invented by humans! A fucking flyinh spaghetti monster! Just think about it for a second… A flying spaghetti monster. Do you know why this stupid religion was made? Because some guys wanted to show the world how easy it is to brainwash idiots. When it was published, the brainwashed people refused to accept it, and kept on believing in a fucking, flying spaghetti monster! Oh my god! And ofcourse the amount of pirates is sinking! THEY ARE BEING KILLED! And ofcourse the temperature is rising! WE ARE ON THE TOP OF A TEMPERATURE CURVE, and in about 100 years, the temperature will start to sink again. But there will still be as many “pirates”. This is all so fucking bullshit. Come on. In one million years from now, some students making a cult for fun is gonna say that the world was made 100 years ago or something similar to this shit. But come on. We are alive now, aren’t we? But in a thousand years (or 50) this religion will be forgotten, and people will start believing in other stupid religions, such as “The Farting Chocolate Dude”. And come on. Muslims and christians believe so much in god and stuff that they would kill themselves for their “gods”. But you know that those religions are bullshit. They know that the flying spaghetti monster is bullshit. Ok, now I’m gonna guess that your name is “Mark” and now let’s pretend “Mark” is the person reading this. Mark first believes in god, and he believes so much in it that he would kill himself for god and jesus. Then somebody makes him believe in Allah and all that bullshit. Now Mark knows that Islam is true, and he would kill himself for allah. Then he is brainwashed to believe in the flying spaghetti monster. Now he knows that god, jesus and allah is bullshit, and now he knows that the flying spaghetti monster is real. COME ON! It’s not like whatever religion you believe in is the one that is right about it all. It’s not like first, god and jesus exists in some heaven, then you change religion, now god and jesus doesn’t exist anymore, now the flying spaghetti monster / the farting chocolate dude is real.
Come on. It is all in your brains. You have been listening to masters in brainwashing for a long time and now you actually believe in something as stupid as a dinner invented by humans for not long ago made the fucking universe. A dinner. With meat and spice on. Come on dudes. What the fuck?
Think again
-Magnus
i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed
Published by Bobby Henderson July 17th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 225 Comments
225 Responses to “i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed”
I can only thank the Noodly one that you will never reproduce – and anyone called Kevin too, Pirates are cool why do you think that Sponge Bob Squarepants is introduced by Patchy the Pirate. Still if they had actually read the site they would of figured out that the words parody and satire are used. Still I think we should talk about Dinosaurs, they are cool rather than bother wasting our time with these serial masturbators who can barely spell. Just rememebr Dinosaurs ROOAAARRR!!
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From the tone of his comment, I’m guessing Kevin is 12 or 13 and is someone whose age equates to his IQ.
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to Jan, post 184. Where have you been all my life? You’re not in upstate NY are you?
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Once again I am ASTOUNDED that they didn’t check out this site first. Seriously, can you name ONE serious religious site with a HATE MAIL TAB!?
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haha i have to say this is the most entertaining website ive seen in a long time. I love how some people actually think this “religion” is serious and they’re getting all upset. chill out, and just enjoy the pasta sauce :)
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Please look up parody and satire in the dictionary.
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dear Mangus,
You spelled flying wrong. just FYI =)
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OMFG YOUR RIGHT, MAGNUS! AND GUESS WHAT? BABIES DON’T COME FROM THAT GIANT FLYING BIRD! And the people in that book where Vampire Robot Nazis take overr the world AREN’T REAL!
Seriously, you need to get a life outside of going to G rated movies then shouting out stuff like ‘BUT TOYS GODDAMIT DON’T FUCKING TALK! WHAT DAMMIT KIND OF IDIOTIC FUCKED UP SHIT IS FUCKING THIS?’
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dude……chillllllllll
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dude……chillllllllll maybs you should like…idk READ THE LETTER XD
oh but wait… that wold require intelligence now wouldnt it?
being a teenager i was smart enuff to check out what this whole thing is about…so you must b about 4 or 5 not to u kno see all the evidence before conviction
and to that weirdo kevin over there..yeahh uhmm “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is about as real as a female orgasm “
well then hes more real than i would have expected, me being a girl and all
OH AND JUST BTDUBS yeah magnus and kevin y’all are douchebags so u can go back to jacking off in a sock now
KBI
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BRAINSPAZIM!!!
Oh, and farting chocolite dude is a cult not a religion
technicly baptisim and mormonisim are branching cults of the christanity faith, which branches from judahism… which, some will argue rightly borrow many of its concepts myths and charicters from other older faiths and cultures…. the ten commandments from the ejuptian book of the dead, the creation from meesopotamian mythology and the ideals of duality and god/devil conflict from zoroastrianisim,
by comparison, FSM is actually quite unique, its deity is a foodstuff that requires its body be eaten, without the intermeditry step and symbology as propositioned by jesus’ last supper. his symbol of good is a traditionaly villanous form, the pirate, and FSM heaven offers the delights of sin in a safe envoronment.
if anything, be FSM myth or gospel, its hard to compete with.
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Heyo fellow pastafarians. What do you guys make of this one? It’s wicked long. xD I’m surprised someone actually had the time to type all that.
R’amen.
PS: Ohyeah, me and a friend are gonna be the FSM come halloween. I’ll be one half, she’ll be the other, and we’ll walk around in a half-hug for x number of parties and hours. We’re gonna sew the tentacles to our arms so that they move when we move. It’ll be so win. We’ve already agreed to only take pictures with those in full pirate regalia. :D Should I send a picture to hang on the site?
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wow. if you are a religous person your 3rd sentence doesnt make sence. ALL RELIGIONS BRAIN WASH YOU! this is about as ubsurd as the bible. oh yea, theres this guy who had a mom that apparently, HAD SEX WITH GOD! wow. thats america for you.
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Wow, some people take this way too seriously. Not just anti-FSM people but some of my fellow Pastafarians too. Beer volcanos and stripper factory whoo!
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ITS A JOKE!!!!!!! you stupid monkey fucking aids ridden retard.
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Does anyone else find this completely ironic? “OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY! Seriously, I feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed to believe in this bullshit!” This is the exact same thing that happens in christianity. Aren’t you angry about that, Magnus?
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http://fartingchocolatedude.org/
uh-huh, there’s even a website dedicated to this hate mail :) how nice.
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Humans are funny little creatures.
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There is a farting chocolate dude? What a relief! I thought it was all just in my imagination.
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Come on.
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I am going to call Pole’s Law on this one
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THE FARTING CHOCOLATE DUDE ISN’T REAL?!
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i do feel sorry for you man!
there is a God-its how we were made
you’re brainwashed by everyone else-you have been brainwashed-u want freedome-there is an afterlife-change your ways now-or you will regret-i promise!
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Thank god there are other people out there, who think god does not exist. We are brainwashed by the churches. Eat this on a certain day, wear a particular type of clothing, starve yourself for a certain number of days. Its not natural, geez. The bible is full of bullshit stories made up over a few thousand of years. If Adam and Eve is real, then my god the whole worlds population is related…….doh we have all committed sexual crimes then hey. Another one is that Noah lived for over 900 years old. Boy they must have been the good old days. How did he get 2 of every kind into an Ark that couldn’t possible fit every specie on the planet? l could go on but l would be here for ages.
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You would be right, if the whole thing weren’t a joke! The whole point of the FSM is for Atheists to make a point!
-Kyle
P.S. You have obviously not been touched by his noodly appendage.
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