Comments on: pride parade sighting http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: bicadian http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-860380 bicadian Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:48:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-860380 ATSAP REVOL, "bible bigot" isn't a new term: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bible%20bigot ATSAP REVOL, “bible bigot” isn’t a new term:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bible%20bigot

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]]> By: Hikari http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-857917 Hikari Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:03:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-857917 Win. Simply win. To fill in a bit of the details, while I try to not pop anyones bubbles: The photo is a really good angle of a walking advertisement for "Theatron", the biggest club in colombia (Biggest Gay club in latin america, Second biggest club in latin america). There were alot of them around the float. I dunno who decided to advertise with tube ballons (I mean, it's such a non-phallic item...). Speaking as a person who's read the word (Gospel of the FSM), It is very clear to me that those who know the true message of the Spagheity are present, to them I say: Ok, seriously, enough with bashing Annonimous. Rationally bashing a bigot is good. Over kill a subject till absolutely everyone has had a turn bashing him while he clearly hasn't appeared since is bad. Finaly, I wish to thank Fibonacci for seeing what I failed to see in the midts of the celebration. Trully, we stand in right if his noodly apendages guide our acts. Win. Simply win.

To fill in a bit of the details, while I try to not pop anyones bubbles:

The photo is a really good angle of a walking advertisement for “Theatron”, the biggest club in colombia (Biggest Gay club in latin america, Second biggest club in latin america). There were alot of them around the float. I dunno who decided to advertise with tube ballons (I mean, it’s such a non-phallic item…).

Speaking as a person who’s read the word (Gospel of the FSM), It is very clear to me that those who know the true message of the Spagheity are present, to them I say: Ok, seriously, enough with bashing Annonimous. Rationally bashing a bigot is good. Over kill a subject till absolutely everyone has had a turn bashing him while he clearly hasn’t appeared since is bad.

Finaly, I wish to thank Fibonacci for seeing what I failed to see in the midts of the celebration. Trully, we stand in right if his noodly apendages guide our acts.

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]]> By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-856458 Garrick McElroy Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:31:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-856458 I might be there! I'm not 18 and I don't have a well paying job... So maybe! I'll try! Hugs and kisses -GM I might be there! I’m not 18 and I don’t have a well paying job… So maybe! I’ll try!

Hugs and kisses
-GM

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]]> By: Richard Wolf VI http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-853792 Richard Wolf VI Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:53:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-853792 Heh, thanks for posting the pic. Fibo and I have strengthen our faith in the Holy FSM, for which we knew we had His support aver since. rAmen! Heh, thanks for posting the pic. Fibo and I have strengthen our faith in the Holy FSM, for which we knew we had His support aver since. rAmen!

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]]> By: Sploogal http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-853302 Sploogal Fri, 17 Jul 2009 02:51:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-853302 I find it interesting that after the first wanky Christian put across their views, no more have come to his/her support nor has he/she posted a second time. They do tend to be cowards that way, so I'm not really surprised. The world must seem so harsh and forbidding to those not enlightened by His Noodly Ways. Perhaps we ought to pity these idiots. ... Nah, who am I kidding? Their God gave them free will. They CHOOSE to be small-minded bigots. Carry on with the smiting party. :) By the way "Annonymuss..gotit?", you're a big fat turd and I hope that somebody who is also afflicted with your religion steps on you. *blows raspberry at you for being so turdy* I find it interesting that after the first wanky Christian put across their views, no more have come to his/her support nor has he/she posted a second time. They do tend to be cowards that way, so I’m not really surprised. The world must seem so harsh and forbidding to those not enlightened by His Noodly Ways. Perhaps we ought to pity these idiots.

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Nah, who am I kidding? Their God gave them free will. They CHOOSE to be small-minded bigots. Carry on with the smiting party. :)

By the way “Annonymuss..gotit?”, you’re a big fat turd and I hope that somebody who is also afflicted with your religion steps on you. *blows raspberry at you for being so turdy*

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]]> By: MadNotAngry http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-853033 MadNotAngry Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:57:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-853033 Spiritual being on a human adventure, but lost, seeking if there is a God that loves me, or if God is Love (we keep hearing that, maybe it's true). So far, my quest has shown me the Christian God is not the God that created and loves me, in particular because of His stance on Gays. I like to say "I'm raising buffalo over here - I have a Bi-son". My child is Gay (okay, he insists; having never engaged in anal sex, he is merely Bi , not Gay - just so you know) When first held him in my arms, I knew he was a gift directly from a God, but, apparently, not a Christian Heaven. Presently, my quest has brought me here, and must say, there are aspects to the FSM that ring true to me. The Pirate part of the gospel is especially compelling. And heck, who doesn't love pasta. Which returns us to God is Love! Spiritual being on a human adventure, but lost, seeking if there is a God that loves me, or if God is Love (we keep hearing that, maybe it’s true). So far, my quest has shown me the Christian God is not the God that created and loves me, in particular because of His stance on Gays. I like to say “I’m raising buffalo over here – I have a Bi-son”. My child is Gay (okay, he insists; having never engaged in anal sex, he is merely Bi , not Gay – just so you know) When first held him in my arms, I knew he was a gift directly from a God, but, apparently, not a Christian Heaven. Presently, my quest has brought me here, and must say, there are aspects to the FSM that ring true to me. The Pirate part of the gospel is especially compelling. And heck, who doesn’t love pasta. Which returns us to God is Love!

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]]> By: Fibonacci http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-850835 Fibonacci Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:06:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-850835 I meant, He might grace us with His presence. Sorry! I meant, He might grace us with His presence. Sorry!

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]]> By: Fibonacci http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-850832 Fibonacci Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:04:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-850832 Garrick: You're welcome next year to our pride parade... in Bogotá, Colombia. And who knows, His Noodliness might grace us His presence upon us once again! Annonymuss: Well, I'm honoured that you spelt Homosexuals with a capital H, even if your god hates them. But I don't see how does that apply to me, since I'm bisexual - and for that matter, so is my boyfriend. As for your question, I think you should side with the One True Creator™ in all his holiness *and* noodliness, that is, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And since He made himself manifest to me, I think it's perfectly clear he DOES support my kind. Garrick: You’re welcome next year to our pride parade… in Bogotá, Colombia. And who knows, His Noodliness might grace us His presence upon us once again!

Annonymuss: Well, I’m honoured that you spelt Homosexuals with a capital H, even if your god hates them. But I don’t see how does that apply to me, since I’m bisexual – and for that matter, so is my boyfriend. As for your question, I think you should side with the One True Creator™ in all his holiness *and* noodliness, that is, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And since He made himself manifest to me, I think it’s perfectly clear he DOES support my kind.

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]]> By: ATSAP REVOL http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-849989 ATSAP REVOL Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:35:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-849989 @Annonymuss..gotit?[sic] - I'm going to coin a new term for people like you: "BIBLE BIGOT." I'm not gay, but I am tired of you self-righteous assholes proclaiming that everyone outside of their specific branch of Christianity will go to Hell. If there was a Heaven populated by people like you, I would not want to go there. I've had enough of your pious shit here on earth. - ATSAP REVOL @Annonymuss..gotit?[sic]
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I’m going to coin a new term for people like you: “BIBLE BIGOT.” I’m not gay, but I am tired of you self-righteous assholes proclaiming that everyone outside of their specific branch of Christianity will go to Hell. If there was a Heaven populated by people like you, I would not want to go there. I’ve had enough of your pious shit here on earth.
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ATSAP REVOL

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]]> By: Aesi http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-849026 Aesi Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:56:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-849026 Anon, piss off. I don't usually swear here, or directly flame anybody, but you're an example of all that is wrong with this world. Piss off. Anon, piss off.

I don’t usually swear here, or directly flame anybody, but you’re an example of all that is wrong with this world.

Piss off.

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]]> By: BeerHeart http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-848984 BeerHeart Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:52:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-848984 Poor "Annonymuss..gotit?", He's really gonna regret all that bigotry when he passes over to meet his Maker and discovers that Jesus is a Gay Black Man. Did I offend you? If I did, you should ask yourself "Why?" If you Christians were more like your Christ and less like that crabby old Jehovah, then you'd be much better company. Go now, study your Beatitudes and learn how to love your neighbor. Fibonacci & Matey too, Welcome Aboard! Our Heaven is plenty big enough, His Noodlyness is no bigot. May the Sauce be with Ye! Poor “Annonymuss..gotit?”, He’s really gonna regret all that bigotry when he passes over to meet his Maker and discovers that Jesus is a Gay Black Man.

Did I offend you? If I did, you should ask yourself “Why?” If you Christians were more like your Christ and less like that crabby old Jehovah, then you’d be much better company. Go now, study your Beatitudes and learn how to love your neighbor.

Fibonacci & Matey too, Welcome Aboard! Our Heaven is plenty big enough, His Noodlyness is no bigot.
May the Sauce be with Ye!

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]]> By: StJason http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-848963 StJason Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:17:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-848963 Ha, I say, Ha! A troll who dares besmirch Our Noodly Master, then doesn't even bother to spell 'anonymous' correctly. Why is it bible-thumpers can't master simple concepts like sentence structure and basic grammar? I'm pretty sure the Bible has words in it, and those words are likely spelled correctly... ...hey... ...wait... ...that makes sense... what if the Bible is spelled INCORRECTLY? What if it's all full of "N gOd nO 2 lIk tEh gEz." I mean, I thought I read the bible, but what if my version was one of the 'heathen' ones, where someone cleaned up the spelling? Ha, I say, Ha! A troll who dares besmirch Our Noodly Master, then doesn’t even bother to spell ‘anonymous’ correctly. Why is it bible-thumpers can’t master simple concepts like sentence structure and basic grammar? I’m pretty sure the Bible has words in it, and those words are likely spelled correctly…

…hey…

…wait…

…that makes sense… what if the Bible is spelled INCORRECTLY? What if it’s all full of “N gOd nO 2 lIk tEh gEz.” I mean, I thought I read the bible, but what if my version was one of the ‘heathen’ ones, where someone cleaned up the spelling?

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]]> By: HorusTheEye http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-848961 HorusTheEye Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:10:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-848961 Just to add up. I did not know that the FSM had carnival clothes. Nice to see that he can also be seen in party mode. Just to add up. I did not know that the FSM had carnival clothes. Nice to see that he can also be seen in party mode.

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]]> By: HorusTheEye http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-848960 HorusTheEye Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:07:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-848960 I really want to see some bashing @1. A lot of opportunities to do so that can not be missed (ok, I know I am missing them). RAmen I really want to see some bashing @1. A lot of opportunities to do so that can not be missed (ok, I know I am missing them).

RAmen

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]]> By: brian http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-848951 brian Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:45:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-848951 Oh c'mon, the first poster is a homophobe and justifies it by the words of an invisible sky fairy. Gay or not, I care not, I just don't think ANY American citizens should be deprived of liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Jehovah God can suck my dick. Did you ever wonder if your "Jehovah God" could make a dick so big that even he couldn't suck it? If he can't then he isn't omnipotent. If he can, then he isn't omnipotent. Your Jehovah God hates homosexuals, swine, and Jewish babies burned in the holocaust similarly. Oh, and amputees, even Christian soldiers who've lost their limbs. But, I believe the One and Only authOr: JRR Tolkien and he stated that The One Ring Rules them all. At least I have heard of JRR Tolkien. And I saw the movie so it MUST be true. anon? Is that how your god want your kind? anon? Anon =/= Anonymous, nor is an abbreviation for it without a period. May you be touched by a real education and repent of your lost ways before you die. BRIAN FRITZEN <- See! Even atheists don't fear your kind. Oh c’mon, the first poster is a homophobe and justifies it by the words of an invisible sky fairy.

Gay or not, I care not, I just don’t think ANY American citizens should be deprived of liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Jehovah God can suck my dick. Did you ever wonder if your “Jehovah God” could make a dick so big that even he couldn’t suck it? If he can’t then he isn’t omnipotent. If he can, then he isn’t omnipotent.

Your Jehovah God hates homosexuals, swine, and Jewish babies burned in the holocaust similarly. Oh, and amputees, even Christian soldiers who’ve lost their limbs. But, I believe the One and Only authOr: JRR Tolkien and he stated that The One Ring Rules them all. At least I have heard of JRR Tolkien. And I saw the movie so it MUST be true.

anon? Is that how your god want your kind? anon? Anon =/= Anonymous, nor is an abbreviation for it without a period.

May you be touched by a real education and repent of your lost ways before you die.

BRIAN FRITZEN <- See! Even atheists don’t fear your kind.

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]]> By: Kelli http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-848867 Kelli Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:21:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-848867 I pray that the almighty FSM takes mercy on you all and touches you with his noodly appendage so that you may one day learn to spell the words "authors" and "prophesied". Well If Jehovah God hates homosexuals and if your right, why did he make them? I love that when you try to justify your beliefs it is the most vague statement ever about vague things. What has the bible prophesied that is true? I pray that the almighty FSM takes mercy on you all and touches you with his noodly appendage so that you may one day learn to spell the words “authors” and “prophesied”. Well If Jehovah God hates homosexuals and if your right, why did he make them? I love that when you try to justify your beliefs it is the most vague statement ever about vague things. What has the bible prophesied that is true?

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]]> By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-848797 Garrick McElroy Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:21:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-848797 Oh right, left something out. I thought he loved all his creations. I guess I got that wrong from the over 50 verses saying that. My bad. And those guys, from all over the world, who got it all the same and all right, yeah, no they didn't. It was all written at one point and created about 40 years after Jesus "died on the cross for our sins". It didn't prophesy anything that came true. The Bible has been edited and changed over time. You make me so very angry, and that's hard to do. So far the only people who have ever managed to do that, are Christians, in all their ignorance, and... and... Nope, no and. Just Christians. Gay people are awesome, I hope we get gay marriage asap. They deserve to be just as miserable as the rest of us ;) Oh right, left something out. I thought he loved all his creations. I guess I got that wrong from the over 50 verses saying that. My bad. And those guys, from all over the world, who got it all the same and all right, yeah, no they didn’t. It was all written at one point and created about 40 years after Jesus “died on the cross for our sins”. It didn’t prophesy anything that came true. The Bible has been edited and changed over time. You make me so very angry, and that’s hard to do. So far the only people who have ever managed to do that, are Christians, in all their ignorance, and… and… Nope, no and. Just Christians. Gay people are awesome, I hope we get gay marriage asap. They deserve to be just as miserable as the rest of us ;)

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]]> By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-848794 Garrick McElroy Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:17:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-848794 Actually, far fewer religions DON'T accept gay people. Christianity and Islam are one of the few. Buddhism is cool with it, Pastafarianism is simply the most vocal about it. And tell me, why does your god not like gay people? One good reason. Just one. They're born like that, they don't choose it, so he made them like that on purpose, if he is real. People say it's unnatural, well hell, animals do it too. So a big middle finger to you Anon, and to Pastafarian Fibonacci Prower, I am offended I wasn't told! I'm not gay but I enjoy gay prid events! Tell me next time or I'm gonna have to partake in His Holy Communion without you. So, :P Actually, far fewer religions DON’T accept gay people. Christianity and Islam are one of the few. Buddhism is cool with it, Pastafarianism is simply the most vocal about it. And tell me, why does your god not like gay people? One good reason. Just one. They’re born like that, they don’t choose it, so he made them like that on purpose, if he is real. People say it’s unnatural, well hell, animals do it too. So a big middle finger to you Anon, and to Pastafarian Fibonacci Prower, I am offended I wasn’t told! I’m not gay but I enjoy gay prid events! Tell me next time or I’m gonna have to partake in His Holy Communion without you. So, :P

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]]> By: Adam http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-848755 Adam Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:13:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-848755 Ahhhhh, cute troll is cute. Idiot... Ahhhhh, cute troll is cute. Idiot…

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]]> By: will.i.am.not http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/10/pride-parade-sighting/#comment-848737 will.i.am.not Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:26:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2302#comment-848737 Dear RAmen, I have never seen those types of balloons before! Sorry for the above comment by Annonymuss..gotit?. I'm sure it had to sting a little. Haha, this is my first time on this website! I've been reading through the comments; it's amazing that many people don't understand that the FSM was born out of a sarcastic, humorous letter. I'm a Christian, lol, yet I can take enjoyment in things like this. I love seeing ingenuity at work, and the creation of the FSM is very creative! It's fun to laugh at ourselves, and sometimes, we as Christian set ourselves up for it! ^_^ I will have to keep a look out for the FSM. Maybe he will grace my part of the world. Cheers! Dear RAmen,

I have never seen those types of balloons before! Sorry for the above comment by Annonymuss..gotit?. I’m sure it had to sting a little.

Haha, this is my first time on this website! I’ve been reading through the comments; it’s amazing that many people don’t understand that the FSM was born out of a sarcastic, humorous letter. I’m a Christian, lol, yet I can take enjoyment in things like this. I love seeing ingenuity at work, and the creation of the FSM is very creative! It’s fun to laugh at ourselves, and sometimes, we as Christian set ourselves up for it! ^_^

I will have to keep a look out for the FSM. Maybe he will grace my part of the world.

Cheers!

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